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>>36087851

Why haven't you been banned for advertisement yet?

>>36087851
these comics are literally the epitome of virgin rage, completely unrealistic, myopic, full of projection
also the """artist""" glorifies engineers but in one of his """comics""" he writes some bullshit math symbols that shows he doesn't even know basic algebra
basically i hope this meme dies although it's a little funny how bad it is

>>36087851
>doctor too stupid to realize poor people exist
How'd he make it through medical school?

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>>36087832
ameritard here
its just a population thing
>more people
>more depression

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>>36087832

A kid in my school was squished by a vending machine when he hit it.

Stupid fuck kept having hissy fits if he didn't get what he want instantly so picked a fight with the vending machine and lost.

He was twitching a little after.

>>36087900
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1998-09-13/news/9809130280_1_vending-machines-soda-dear-ann-landers

Was this the winner of the Darwinism award?

>>36087799
>Crazy white girl had a crush on me. Called me "sad panda"
>She saw me talking to someone else and started chugging sanitizer to spite me.
>Had a crush on the fellow mulatto bi girl all along.
>Got out

>in psych ward with dude suffering from severe burns on half his body(it happened some time before), uses fentanyl patches to relieve the pain
>half an hour later, hanging in the common room with the other patients when "CODE BLUE CODE BLUE" on the overhead speaker
>he ate one fentanyl patch and conned the staff into giving him another patch saying he didn't get the first
Dude died.

>>36087799
When i got there i was greeted by nothing too extreme, except one person. Later me and another person there came to call him theory. The reason we called him that is because he was completely in his own head, he would interrupt his own sentences to correct them immediately which was a result of him arguing with himself absolutely non stop. In general he wasnt physically active and he spent his time studying or playing chess.
One day some really hyped up guy comes in, we quickly started calling him practice. He was all over the place, talking non stop moving from room to room never in one place, starting conversations, which were fairly odd. He basically said that men should use make up to look better like women do, so women would be crazy over us, insisted on how hot id look with bangs and im pretty sure there were some mentions of the idea that men should wear kneesocks or even nylon porn style type socks.
He was put in the psych ward for beating up a group of people with the dull part of an axe. Pretty sure it was interpreted as attempted murder even though he said he would never do such thing.
But most of my time was spent watching theory and practice do their own thing, they were entertaining.
There was this pretty weird chick that, now that i think bout it probably had bpd, she was slutty. Mostly wanted me to fuck her in the bathroom and coming on to me constantly, if i were to go to bed which was in the boys room she would follow me and one time when i was laying down with my eyes closed she climbed on top of me.
Later we got some kid, probably 10 years old or something, he was also all over the place which presented problems to our friend practice. They would constantly fight each other, the kid would kick him and push him, and he wasnt hesitant to fight back. Practice wasnt a man to take lightly attacking him in any form, it is the reason he beat those people with an axe.TBC.

>>36087797
Repent you fucking heathen

>>36087816
I'm not a heathen, I'm a Christian

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By going to the Church.

how does he cum so fast fuck

Imagine a world without niggers

>>36088153
It's easy if you try

>>36087700
That's why I never admit it. Only that it's "been awhile". Heh, grounded enough to be believable. Kill me now.

>>36087700
When I worked at the local burger joint a girl straight up asked me. I visibly blushed and they guy she was with seemed to pity me...either she was observant or I was obvious.

What country are you from ?
Im from Poland and being a virgin is not a big issue.And how they know you are virgin in Poland it's hard to tell who is and who isn't
Also STOP WATCHING PORN

>>36087683
pool its way more chill

Pool, because the girl will have to bend over and you can check out her ass and tiddies.

>>36087683
Pool.
Its more fun, manly and impressive than the other sports.
Also more common in social gatherings (i.e bars).

roko where the FUCK are you my son

Aus cunt stole my gf

>>36087642
there's no point anon, these threads are always destroyed by little newfags who insist on saying shit like "cunt" and "aye" constantly and talking about their parties and beers, save yourself the trouble

>>36087637
>It's another "Robot pretends to have the confidence required to do anything about his miserable existence" episode

make a device that collects oxygen from air
either the normies suffocate or the oxygen burns everything
whichever comes first

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>>36087661
>make a device that collects oxygen from air
you mean a flamethrower?

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>>36087605
Go to a shopping mall and look around you and understand why everything you learn on the internet are lies propagated by the inequities of delusional failures. Short guys get girls just as easily as any other guy.

Your height is not preventing you from having a girlfriend. It's everything else about you.

>>36087605
don't worry dude, I'm just a little taller than you, and antisocial fat guy and I have quite success with girls

>>36087697
>Lying
>On the internet
Oh, anon.

>>36087582
It is called Apu Apustaja, its not that new, and I love it personally

heloust, what is the originells one you like?
Listen, I will make this short and rest assured I have made peace.
Many forms is good and in reality thats not a new. you're just not in good mental shape member.

>>36087618
>It is called Apu Apustaja
>aka some dumb fuck put a name on it

>Natural selection or societal degeneration?
It's pretty obviously both

>I have never tried Tinder but know everything about it because I believe memes of bitter virgins, the post

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>>36087602
text for robots

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Here is the template boiz

>>36087564

>That "jacket"
>Those shoes
Are you gay or something?

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>>36087594
>Jealous of my outfit
Enjoy your autistic newbalances and Walmart hoodies faggot

>>36087548
Wizchan oringa!e

>>36087548

I thought it was called '/r9k/'.

>>36087548
A faggot of wizards.

Prostitution is a crime so you would be admitting to commission of a crime yourself, idiot.

Wow. You're an idiot and you deserve it. You have the real herpes too, not the one every kid has lol

You've got a cold sore? Oh no that's about the worst thing you can yet!