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>have a 4 day weekend
>this is the last day
>feel guilty for not being "productive" on my days off
>life at the age of 26 flies by (except 8-6 Monday to Friday, suspiciously...)
B-but I had just put my blanket on and started to feel smug...
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>>37349384
>life at the age of 26 flies by
Fucking this
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Where you from senpai? I just had a 4 day weekend aswell.
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>>37349384
being a wageslave that works 24/7 isn't being productive either
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>Huh, that's weird, Anon. You're like the least likeliest person I'd expect to have a cocaine problem.
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>>37349338
What kind of people do you think are likely to develop a coke problem?
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Wtf? Weren't you listening? I don't have a coke problem. I have a porn & masturbation addiction. For real.
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>>37349345
80s business men.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQDHt-6WShk
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>>37349301
Is there any genre of music right now more generic and less imaginative then lo-fi hip-hop garbage? You can tell a genre is bad when the artists are indistinguishable from one another, people only listen to it on youtube, there are anime pictures everywhere and the audience is under mainly under 20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oeslAqeTEc
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Seriously
What the fuck is your problem?
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>>37349127
I ask myself that question every day.
original
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>>37349127
it's fucking roasting in my room
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>>37349127
It's just a cocaine habit, Black Pepe! Nothing wrong with that.
>35
>Still a KV who has never had a gf
Is it too late for me lads? What do I do with the rest of my life knowing I'm going to be alone forever?
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You know the answer. Go to a prostitute.
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>>37348943
What would be the point of that? The knowledge that the only way to feel intimacy with a female is to pay them would make me feel even worse and doesn't solve the situation.
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>>37349154
I lost my virginity to a hooker and it was fucking awesome.
I was 18, though. I guess if I was 35 I'd just kill myself.
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I'm so fucking upset, r9k.
My hobby takes a lot of time and becoming a wage slave literally cuts all that time out of my hobby time. When I was a NEET, I learned so much. Becoming a wage slave leaves me with no energy and I get shit tier minimum wage because I'm not a Chad. I'm so drained from work that all I want to do is lay down and watch tv all the time with my free time
I guess I could just save up enough for a car, a laptop, and some other stuff, and then quit my job and eat everyday at the homeless shelter, connect my laptop to the coffee shop internet everyday so i could keep educating myself and pursuing my hobby, while i live in my car
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>>37348759
What is your hobby, Sir?
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>>37348759
Well fucking do it then, you don't need us to hold your hand.
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>>37348782
programming
n' stuff for originality
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A few girls laughed when i walked by them today, am i really that unattractive? I've never had a gf.
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I already know it's Stan
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>>37348366
oh god i just got bamboozled again
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>>37348366
You've got nice eyes and your face is pretty average. How tall are you? maybe they find short height amusing
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Hey robots. How does it feel knowing I'm 8", 6'2, 200lbs had 11 girlfriends and cheated on 3 of them with other girls and they didn't care while you can't find a single girl to like you? I go on here to Laugh at you Manlet, dicklet, fat virgins.
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>>37348293
disgusting std-hustler GTFO
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>>37348293
a girl told me she likes me but doesnt want to date me how cucked am i out of 10
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>>37348322
Bruh just exercise n eat right. Women like dominant men so just be the best and if you can't be the best act the best.
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Any femanons like muscular/big men? I can protect you and stuff. Also I'm pretty big. Did I mention I'm big.
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>tfw no muscle Pepe bf
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I'm the exact opposite of OP, can I get a femanon gf too?
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how big are you OP? whats you height weight and bf
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Do i have /schizophrenia/? 2017-05-29 10:12:51 Post No.37348234
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Do i have /schizophrenia/?
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For at least the last 6 years i have been talking to myself as if i was the host of a youtube channel. I will narrate basically most things in my life and when i play vidya i talk in my head as if i was a lets player. It's non stop and happens all the time. Sometimes i live in my fantasy world where im a successful you tuber with millions of subscribers and dollars and ask people for patron money or start fights with other youtubers all in my head, all day everyday. Its not just vlogs but really detailed thought out videos and reviews of stuff.
So whats wrong with me /robots/?
Also AMA
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>>37348234
I do the same thing and ever so often ask myself this question
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>>37348273
how bad is it? and how often do you do it
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>>37348234
same
i think it helps me cope with loneliness in a way since im always thinking to myself: "we need to pick this up" or "we need to do this thing" so its kinda like there's another person i'm talking to
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Tendie V, Tendie V! This is Piss Jug Bravo. Reporting in for duty - over
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>>37348200
Piss jug Bravo, this is special operations kekquarter. I don't know where you bastards came from but goddamn, keep those dubs comming - over
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>>37348239
Headquarter! This is /pol/ company! We are being overrun by normies. Requesting back-up! -over
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>>37348287
Negative /pol/ company. We are all over our heads trying to deflect a wave of chads on our right flank. You're on your own. - over
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22 year old Alpha male here. How can I stop getting laid?
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-develop self-doubt
-cultivate negative thinking patterns
-whenever you go into any situation, think of everything that could go wrong
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Start respecting women
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>>37347946
cut off your legs
cut off your arms
let the stumps fester
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Anyone really like looking at satisfying pictures? Can we get a thread on these?
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More paint cans
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define satisfying.
maybe i have some.
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Origonolo
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This is the new transfer student to your class. Say something nice to her!
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>>37347695
Why she is saying she likes me? I don't even fucking know you
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[doesn't talk to her]
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>>37347788
(This, hahaah)
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would-be gf here
what I actually want is to pay the rent and for all the pills and to cut them up with you on my bed for days at a time, listening to music that I don't know and that you show me and that I like and watching cartoons. I want there to not be too much hostility toward me on your end for how sick our life seems because you know that I'm alright and I've done alright and I don't need to remind you too much too often. I want you to not call me baka as long as you're more baka than me and I want you to laugh at people who are dumber than both of us with me because it's fun. I want to go to art shows of artists who don't believe in art and I want to hold hands on the nightbus on the way home and tell you how cute you are all the time so that you don't feel sick or sad even when you feel like coked-out trash. and I want some other things that I'm not saying, yea. because I want you to be discreet too.
so someone give me a (you), right.
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OK what is the catch?
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Unironically minus the dick & pregnancy part that's a FUNNY MEME LOL your gross grandpa would share on facebook, what the hell
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>>37347204
>for all the pills and to cut them up with you on my bed for days at a time
degenerate af