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sherrif don't like it /
rock the gas bar /
rock the gas bar
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LOCK THE TASKBAR
LOCK THE TASKBAR
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>>37646742

I am the passenger
And I ride and I ride
I ride through the citys backside
I see the stars come out of the sky
Yeah, theyre bright in a hollow sky
You know it looks so good tonight
I am the passenger
I stay under glass
I look through my window so bright
I see the stars come out tonight
I see the bright and hollow sky
Over the citys a rip in the sky
And everything looks good tonight
Singin la la la la la-la-la la
La la la la la-la-la la
La la la la la-la-la la la-la

"Hi there anon, for 500 tokens I'll take off my socks, whaddya say?"
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Come watch E3 together with other robots in a comfy room

link in pic

get in there
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>you're not a virgin right anon?
>wait you're STILL a virgin in this day and age?
>there are people born after 2005 who have causal sex you know
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Do you have any chad qualities? What stopped you from blooming?

my chad qualities:
> great jaw
> good chin
> slight cheekbone hollowing
> good height 6'1"

What went wrong:
>ginger
>pale as fuck
>never encouraged to do sports as a kid
>jew nose
>acne scarring

what about the rest of you r9k?
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Why will my normie friends not help me get drugs?
I have no other obviously known connections to drugs besides them. I ran out of weed and asked them to get me some more LSD or DMT and they said they weren't going to help me with this stuff anymore. They keep saying there are better ways to deal with shit and that they'll help but then never end up helping, at all.
I'm just gonna get heroin at this point. It seems easier to procure since I know a few junkies in my town. I'm sick of not having any other way to cope, and if no one else is going to help me, I'd rather just destroy my body and die of an overdose.
Fuck this shitty world.
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>>37646634
>Why will my normie friends not help me get drugs?
Do they owe it to you to find your bitch ass drugs? No.
>I'm just gonna get heroin at this point.
>Fuck this shitty world.
It's clear you have some serious problems that you're trying to run away from. How about stop bitching about your own incompetence and manipulating your friends into being drug dealers for you instead of treating them like actual friends?
If you want to fuck your life over, it's on you. No one else.
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>>37646634
I live in LA, same experience. Weed is everywhere, why is everyone slefish

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>tfw no tatenokai bf
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>>37646628
>tatenokai
The Tatenokai or Shield Society was a private militia in Japan dedicated to traditional Japanese values and veneration of the Emperor. It was founded and led by the author Yukio Mishima.

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>gave a mtn Dew and $2 to Chad dad with a sign

His gratitude was sincere and makes me sad men like him have to beg.
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>>37646611
how much of a cuck are you?
you probably orbit roasties like fuck, but you even enable chads?
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>>37646847

Actually it's pretty hard to get me to orbit anyone, but when I do I go all in, only to walk away.

It's a thing I did and I felt sadness.

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Are all dads Chads? They all got a gf, fucked her, and she even agreed to get pregnant and have the kid. I couldn't think of a more Chad thing to do
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DAD = CHAD
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>>37646566
My dad fucked a hooker that got pregnant and she wouldn't get an abortion. They then fought over who would get the extra welfare money from me for a while. Don't think my dad is a Chad.
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>>37646727
Cucked chad dad! DAD = CHAD ALWAYS

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>only got 20 matches on first day of tinder


uninstall when
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>>37646549
>0 matches
>3 days swiping
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>lots of matches on tinder that I'm attracted too
>anxiety won't let me act on them
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http://thoughtcatalog.com/clint-conway/2017/03/this-guy-made-a-fake-tinder-profile-to-prove-that-girls-never-think-hot-dudes-are-creepy/


you already know what's going on.

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Daily reminder that your crush or sister is having sex with a chad right now.

Stay positive!
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WOMEN ARE ALL WHORES AND THEIR ONLY PURPOSE IF FOR FUCKING
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>Girl wants to insult man
>Makes quip about how he must be a virgin regardless of what was being discussed.

What do they do if they want to insult a man if he's in a relationship and has the girlfriend with him?
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>>37646445
They say his dick is small. It's they're fall back if not a virgin, ugly etc.
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What if the girlfriend counters with something like "Oh I can testify otherwise" to a small dick remark?
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Call his dick small or say to the gf that she can do so much better, but even then virgin seems to be their fall back argument

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Remember if you are a white male you can not be depressed
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>>37646390
>This is what equality looks like
Origikek
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>>37646390
basically ONLY white men on average can be depressed, given that you have to have intelligence to be able to fathom all the depressing shit

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ITT: Things that make you wish the Internet never existed.
Pic related is a prime example that I found in my town
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Boxxy a cute though
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>>37646373
Christ Boxxy was beginning of the end, along with cracky-chan or whatever.

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