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Why do white supremacists hate black Americans and Mexicans when the vast majority of those people have European Ancestry?

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>that faggot who imagines a bell sound when he makes a post

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>"Hey, i saw you at the student's inauguration ceremony yesterday"
>"I wanted to stay at home today but my friend, Stacy, said i can't miss my first college party."
>"Why are you here?"
What do?

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>be me
>be 24-year-old KHV
>bought a house a few years back because "lol it'll help me get a gf"
>don't get a gf
>fuck this shit i'm moving back home with my parents
>pay a renting agency to get someone in my house and paying me rent
>nearly 2 years later
>get a call from the agency. They say some shit is fucked with one of the walls and they don't have the capabilities to get it fixed
>k whatever
>go to the place
>some Russian-sounding lady opens the door
>she's about 55 or so
>looks like pic related. not as good looking though
>tell her i'll get someone round to fix the wall
>head to the front door cus i wanna go home and play Fallout
>she asks if I want a drink
>"Errrr. sure?"
>she pours me some booze. i think it was coke and vodka or something
>she starts telling me about how she's really worried that I'm gonna get pissed off at her for complaining about the wall and kick her out
>tells me that she's scared that she is gonna be on the streets and have to give up her cat that means the world to her
>tell her I can't legally do that, anyway
>we start talking about other things. she keeps filling my glass. i aint gonna turn down free booze
>she starts touching me and shit. putting her hand on my leg and sitting closer to me
>wtf
>she rests her head on my shoulder and nothing happens for like five minutes
>im wondering wtf is going on
>she starts unzipping my jeans
>dick is diamonds
>she starts fucking me on the couch
>blow my load after a few minutes
>fall asleep
>wake up like 30 minutes later
>dick is all sticky
>she's asleep
>wake her up and tell her i need to go
>walk out and drive home

the fuck happened there, then? i feel like i was raped, not that i mind it

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>tfw you walk past the nearby park and someone has TWO huskies

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Who else here self harms when angry? I love to punch myself, punch walls, objects, cut myself, scratch myself and burn myself.

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Have you ever caused any SERIOUS /mischief/ online?

>Enjoy voyeur porn on Xham
>Watching videos
>Title 'My sister Kayla'
>Think it must be a fake name
>Get curious
>Google uploaders username
>Literally his real name appears and hometown due to same username
>Feel mischievous
>Find him on Facebook
>Find sister
>Holy shit it's her and he even used her real name
>Send her link to video
>Forget about it for months
>Google him again
>Mugshots everywhere
>Literally arrested and jailed for voyeurism

From what I've found, once he got out of jail, he must have still had a restraining order not allowing him to be near his sister. He was re arrested twice for parole violations and is currently serving 10 years in prison.

It's weird, the power we wield on the Internet. I'm some dude who lives in >Sweden and I totally altered this guys life and his families.

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who was the hottest Beatle? and why was it Paul?

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> Roasties are no less filthy for fucking around in their 20's than robots are for socially withdrawing (am not fembot)

> Non virgins should be able to browse r9k if they have been single for > 2 years & have had less than three relationships total; full robot status should be allotted to those who have not had a single date/kiss/hug/fuq in >5 years & less than 3 relationships total

> (Corollary to above) many, in fact MOST, of the so-called "robots" here who are 18-19 are actually will actually become normies (reeee!) and that is why the >25 population here is so much smaller (some will remain, but there is no way of knowing which ones). The >25 bots are confirmed bots.

> Azn women are not especially attractive/superior to white women

> Skrillex was decent, maybe even good.

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>tfw finally got a gf two months ago
>everything was perfect
>best two months of my life
>last week she suddenly starts avoiding me and stops showing affection for no reason
>after asking her whats wrong she replies with "I don't know, I just feel depressed and without energy."
>says that happens to her sometimes but it eventually goes away
>says that she probably has bipolar disorder
>says that she is sorry that I'm hurt and that she still loves me like before even though she doesn't show it

But still, the fact that I am not getting any signs of affection from her is driving me insane

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This is to all the virgins here.

I'm gonna be 100% honest with you okay. You're all a bunch of creeps. I hate to break it to you but if you're over 20 years old and you've never had a girlfriend it's probably your fault. Face it there's no hope. Contrary to what you losers think the world is actually a pretty fair place. If you're a virgin it's probably your own fault. You're probably some kind of school shooter, creep, rapist, weirdo, pedophile, stalker, or repressed cereal killer and the girls can sense it. Girls can sense these things man. They can see the red flags. Just look in a mirror lol. No girls wants a loser. They'd rather smoke weed with an alpha like me who can take care of them. You're being screwed out of that normal human experience and no one cares. Go kill yourself. No one will cry or miss you. You probably won't even get an obituary. Go cry. You're creepy, you make women feel uncomfortable, do the world a favor okay.

tl;dr You're screwed. No amount of intelligence, dedication, or hard work can salvage it. You'll never even land a fat ugly chick. It's called genetic's which you don't have.

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Help Anons. i have to go to my " father's aunt daughter marriage" this saturday i havent seen them in 10 years.
what do i do ?
What do i wear
What the fuck i am anxious already.

What do normies do.
how should i act with family i didnt met in 10 years.
fuck i am sweating. fuck i will be remebred as the good for nothing creeply silent overwhieght son of [enter dad's name]

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>gapped teeth
>acne
>6"1
>20 years old
How fucked am I?

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>instead of being productive, you hang out on 4chan all die, not even replying to threads or even properly lurking

Just kill kys me.

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>Soulmate recently found out I'm terminally ill
>Started treating me well, kindly, saying a lot of deep stuff about our friendship
>She then proceeds to acompletely ignore me for 1-2 weeks
>Sends me a single DM
>"Hi thanks I'm done with you"

???
The moment I needed her the most in my last months of life, she just leaves my life like this?