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>>34445870
I think I would punch this girls face in and take the blunt for myself tbqh senpai

>>34445870
i've had this dream before
and woke up thinking it wasn't a dream
but the crippling loneliness coupled with never taking a toke brings me back to reality.

>>34445870

I'm good, thanks. I get horrible anxiety whenever I smoke

post picture of nose okay?

>>34445867

You can probably fix that easily with some rhinoplasty procedure. Put some skin from your buttcheeks there or something, now gtfo.

You're making a big deal out of nothing
That shit is common and no one cares

>>34445857
I just want to be happy but that is probably an unrealistic wish huh?

I don't even know what I want but I just want to be happy I guess. And a gf helps.

>>34445857
I just wish for this world to be a better place.
There is too much pain and suffering for us all.

Thankyou.

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>>34445810
That sounds like pretty normal play for a kid anon.

>>34446345
but then OP couldn't give himself the autism sticker as an excuse for his failure of a life

>>34445810
Yeah that sounds like a cool game to play as a kid, did a lot of this type of stuff when I was a lil kid since we didn't really have any forms of entertainment around, I loved ever bit of it

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wach out 4 the xenu estragins in ur salads

>>34445777
>Not buying a tub of oatmeal with fruit to put in
>Not buying fruit and vegetables as a snack
>Not buying bread, cheese, lettuce, and meat and have a sandwich meal that would last you over a week.
Also eggs and raman are super cheap too
I buy rice, beans, spices, and italian sausage and have red beans and rice at least once a week

>>34445777
>tfw you're too tired to be bothered cooking after work so you eat fast food for dinner regularly

I need a wife that can cook for me, too bad it's not gonna happen.

>>34445722
reverse*

>>34445722
Driving is scary at first then years later you'll be driving like a professional madman

>>34445722
I got my license on the second try the police man was very relaxed and i made jokes about my height and he laughed
I mever use my dads car since i dont have to go anywhere
Its prety easy op

>>34445605

I have it

PRO TIPS

Shave or at least trim your pubes
Never use it with air only water
Never pump too hard you'll get red spots on your dick
Great for instant girth but it's mostly fluid retention
No more than 10 minutes srs

You'll make mostly girth gains over length and it'll take 10 minutes every 2 days for 1-2 years

mine is arriving today or tomorrow, im already fucked anyway so might as well give it a shot

>>34445624
no permanent gains though right?

> After a while, I was creeped out and reported him to the VP.

nice bait. commit sondocku

>>34445566
what a waste of dubs now please end you life

Stop trying to seduce them then slut

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>>34445526
That's some seeweouswy fucked up shit, my fawwends.

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>>34445526
Not, why would I

Orogio

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>>34446875
Kek

Orginnndrffcc

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yed mumi

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>>34445464
Aw, you're so sweet! Your aunt is coming over soon. We're having a girl's night!

>>34445572
Would you girls like foot rubs while you're chatting?

>from your year

This place is literally full of highschool kids isn't it?

>>34445441
She's a huge slut who goes out to club twice a week and still lives like she was 17
Also her tits are saggy now and she is fat

We dated for a month or two (she asked ME out), I got to feel dem big titties up, then she cheated on me with her cousin lol

Holy shit you have a containment board get the fuck off of r9k you shitposting /pol/ shill.

>but muh whiteness
>but muh values
>but my culture

nationalism is the easiest way to tell if someone is an uneducated retard with very few critical thinking skills.

>i'm vehemently proud of being born a race i didn't choose, in a place i didn't chose, in a social class i didn't chose, with a culture neither me nor my immediate family have contributed to in any significant way
>i'm also vehemently proud of muh ancestors i didn't choose

put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.

>>34445458
I like you anon. You need to post more.

Watching two people having sex makes you a cuck, why do you think the woman always makes eye contact with the camera? Its to solidify that subliminal cuckold feeling.
Stop watching porn, or at least fap exclusively to solo females.

>>34445396

Nah, at first I didn't like them. Then I got an actual BJ. A couple actually. And now they're my favorite.

>>34445396
no, you self insert as the guy dude

>>34445378
>volunteering
Sounds like a normalfag activity.

>>34445378
>volunteer work turns out to be a bukkake
>you are the camera man

>>34445378

>Facebook
>ultra stacies

pics
We will jerk it to them and then when you see them tomorrow you will remember that 100 robots jerked it to them and that will make the anxiety go away

>>34445330
Anime is degenerate
Deus Vult

probably

the fact that she actually wants to do something with me is nice and flattering

>>34445330
I don't watch cartoons, sorry.