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>can't even get any replies

>Fembots will make threads to console manlets.
>There is no sympathy, no relief for the hairlet.
>Hairletism is the true epitome of robothood.

it isnt good enough that weak men die early, in pain, and alone we have to make sure we torment them too

>>38850458
Yeah probably can't really argue with that

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>>38850458
Incorrect but good call.

Side A is literally 10/10
Side B would be 10/10 without Obstacle 2

Those look normal. I don't think mine are far off

>>38850308
>white women call these hips
Lmao

I want to kill this bitch
I want see the fat coming out of her ripped to shreds muscles on her legs
I want to cut her in half any give it all to my pigs to eat
Her head would like nice my wall

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depression isn't okay even if it's diagnosed, everyone can get the diagnose, but only a really small percent of people know what it really means

>>38850266
My guess would be it isn't depression but another mental ilness that you have. there are a lot of mental illnesses that could make you feel that way.

>>38850266
that's a meme depression.

Kinda? I'm attractive enough that if it was only up to appearance, it would be easy to find a partner. I'm nothing special though, definitely not hot.

>>38850259
What's your problem then? Why are you alone? Personally, I find humans disgusting abominations who can't get their fucking shit together.

>>38850414
I'm mentally ill and my life is fucked up, which rules out everyone with education who has their shit together. I'm pretty smart, which means dating reliable, stable proles would be unsatisfying to me. I barely hold my life together and dealing with another person's instability would push me over the edge and immediately ruin the relationship. That leaves such a tiny pool of people that I've never met anyone in it.

You sound like you're actually pretty happy being alone, or am I reading you wrong?

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>>38850179
>tfw you will never have a qt dominant spider waifu to take care of you and to tell you that everything will be ok
Why even live

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>>38850179
>just a random slut with stockings, gloves and a few eyes with the background changed to that of a spider
Not a real spiderwaifu. This is a real spider waifu.

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>>38850213
>Tfw she will never call you honey and cutely fall asleep on you after drinking coffee

>>38850174
I have a fat fetish so I'm biased. I see girls who most guys would consider fat and they don't seem fat to me because I'd like them to be fatter kek. Some guys who like skeleton build girls and Asians consider even a pot belly to be fat.

>>38850174
Eat less, Sprint more.
Repeat till satisfied.

>>38850174
do you really need somebody to demonstrate what a fatty looks like?

>>38850154
Offer to clean it yourself for the same pay. If she says no its because shes getting fucked on the side.

>>38850265
this is unironically the correct course of action

Fuck her

Original espanol

>>38850153
this is fine when alone, except for the walls part. Even with other peopleyou should try to maintain your posture because it helps your back and makes you look taller. Powerwalking (when alone) lets you get places quick, just dont do it with bent arms and when trying to talk to others.

There's unironically nothing wrong with this except for the walls part.

>that kid who called in a bomb threat during finals
Shoutout to him, one of my teachers passed everyone

>>38850374
People don't usually walk rigid as a board. This guy moved like he was fighting off rigor mortis and had locked joints.

>That kid who thought he was gods gift
>That kid who tried to hit on the girlfriends of other guys
>That kid who tried to hit on the teacher
These were all the same kid

just think and act only for yourself and no one else, have no sympathy for others because it only serves to waste your time thinking about someone else who has zero value to you
only invest your time and energy into people who you know will benefit you and help you profit and prosper

i can't bring myself not to hate others...
i'd like to be indifferent, but they just are too stupid

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>>38850147
this just screams edgy high school outcast

it's all about being a narcissist who cares about people my dude, like trump or tony soprano.

a true uberman who's honest with his feelings and not some edgy lone warrior or a do gooder cuck

He's short and ugly. If he was gonna kill himself he would have done it a long time ago. He's a survivor.

>>38850044
Nah. He came close to offing himself in the 90s but he's far less autistic and more stable now than he was then.

>>38850151
>>38850089
That's what we thought about Chris too.

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Good looking GF doesn't mean hot. I see ugly guys with "good looking" girls all the time, it doesn't mean that they are super fucking hot, but they are just mildly attractive.

I assume that 90% of the time it comes down to money though.

>>38849983
Are you serious?
>tfw 5'3
Your post gives me hope.
Thanks anon

>>38850772
It's not real. Get leg-lengthening surgery. Anything below 5'6" is basically unlivable as a man.

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>>38849932
I can just imagine lots of Tommy Wiseau dialogue

>'oh hello Stacey, I have been in the gym'

>Yeah I had pleeeenty of pussy before
>I did all kind of kinky stuff haha
>Y-you know. The penis vagina thingy

>>38849932
It's instinctive. "Fake it till you make it" is a normie meme, and a bad one at that. You could maybe act long enough to get a ons, but it'd be bigly hit and miss and not last.

Just improve yourself until you naturally have the confidence to get women.

Anime is one of the worst things to happen to humanity.

>>38850188
Well normally I'd say It's the jews fault.
But one could have predicted this

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>>38849841
>theyre either greasy weeb betas or actual bemales that act like traps

theres no way around it, anon

>>38849838
on one hand, normans aren't autistic. [citation needed]

On the other, they care about dead memes, retarded trends, and scary, grotesque frankenstein's monster esque pop culture

Why?

>>38849838
just for attention

What are streaks in this context? For some phone game or something?