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>>36903027
BLACKED

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>>36903027
idk probably go back to sleep

>>36903027
Live the camwhore lyfe.

Would honestly love to do this but sadly no one wants to pay to watch an overweight pale freak like myself jack off over the internet.

PONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

would u give me an internal

what the fuck is a ponk

>>36902970
Ask her to hang in a non threatening situation.
Get a coffee or some shit. Bitches love coffee.
If you thibk shes a 6/10 dont put her on a pedestal just because shes female. For these reasons.
A-youll spill your spaghetti if you put her ona pedestal. If you devalue her in your mind, you will be far more confident in yourself and your interactions.
B-if shes a stacey and an 8/10 according to everyone else, shes used to dudes thinking shes all that. Be different-not necessarily better than them-unironically BEE YOUR SELF.

Tl; dr-ask her out for a coffee you fuck and bear in mind shes a 6 and dont spaghettata everywhere

>>36903198
Forgot to mention that she already has a chad

The point of my story was to see whether physical contact with females is a sign that I am no longer a robot

>>36903198
>retard-tier advice
You made her laugh once. I know she has a boyfriend already but hypothetically in this situation you'd want to let more interactions happen

>>36902929
lol i was always you so i worked on becoming the other guy

recently an acquaintance of mine was impressed because I seemed to know a lot of people around town, felt good man

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>when you're talking to someone and they show their phone to everyone else but you
>when the girl hugs everyone but you
>when you're treated differently
>when people think you're stuck up but you just don't know how to talk to people because no experience
>when the selfcheckout needs assistance from a worker

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>when you're talking to someone and they show their phone to everyone else but you
>when people think you're stuck up but you just don't know how to talk to people because no experience

I fucking hate normies man

>>36902904
Good shit anon. Middle school whores were the worst.

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>>36902904
based.
>two kids in my class going out with each other everyone knows
>the guy is my friend
>he gets a super easy question wrong
>I say "aaand that's the kind of guy she chooses to date" as a friendly roast
>immediate "OOOOH"s from the entire class
>my friend after school tells me that was kinda fucking lame that I did that
>tell him it was just a joke and we both move on

>>36903140
what a puss puss
xddddd

>has tons of kids yet has still never actually stuck his worm in a woman

you are literally the most pathetic beta there is

>>36902910
>masturbates for pay
How is this beta?

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How long/much do you have to wank to make 1k a month?
Can it be done on the side?

I totally know that feel bro. This shit really stresses me out. The internet is very different than it used to be. I miss when it was just autistic atheists debating trailer trash. Now we have a culture war going on thats consuming everything. Its really exhausting

Yep. I avoid it as much as I can now.

>>36902883
Anyone who participates in Internet politics is pretty much guaranteed to be a moron honestly

I wish they would all be secluded in their own little corner of some garbage site to scream at each other

>>36902869
send me $100 you fucking faggot

Same
lhffg

I do the same thing. I even do it with people I hate.

Autism is a hell of a drug.

you should put serious consideration into killing yourself

Nice bait, luv. But you should try a little harder.

he's gay and only interested in boys

If you live on or around campus, it should be easy to at least get a part-time shitjob doing some kind of work at school.

IT is the best.

know a lot of tykes who just quit college after doing 1 year of IT.

>>36902948
Not op but could you please elaborate?

>>36902695

wow hes pretty cute. id date him 10/10

yesimagirl

imagine this guy gets put in prison.

>>36902695
https://youtu.be/T1CpiSIkLb4
literally my perfect dreamgirl
>ywn hang out with a with a qt trans sperg in her parents house and compare beanie baby collections

Just now after 7 days without
I feel brand new bros

>>36902657
14 days

I never leave the house, work from home, get other people to get my groceries, etc. I save a mint in water bills.

>>36902674
its been 9 days
I just want to die at this point.

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When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry

You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
And I wish I was special
You're so fucking special

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

>>36902568
>>36902597
no one show up to your quinceanera today, Juanita?

Normiehead needs to stop getting posted here. Listen to some Death Grips for fuck's sake, real robot music.

>>36902530
Fucking heII, you robots are disgusting

>eating chipotle

There was your first mistake

>>36902530
>on a date
So this is accepted now? Everyone just ignores the fact that this fucking piece of shit was on a date with a female?

Im starting to understand all the backlash against "normies invading our board" now.

draw up some artwork on your walls. alternatively, considering what you've done already, you might as well shove the entire thing up your ass

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lipstick in pooper now

>>36902502
You could whore out facepics on the internet.