Seeing all these cute girls posted here, all the threads about women and how they smell nice and look pretty etc, it struck a feeling in me that surprised me. I started to feel attraction to girls. Every time I'm around them, I notice things I didn't notice before like how cute their laugh is, how nice they smell, how soft they are. I used to think I was straight, but maybe I was just forcing myself to feel attraction to men because heterosexuality is the norm. I don't hate men at all, I just can't experience attraction to them the same way I feel when I see a cute girl. I've started to feel tfw no gf. It hurts and I'm kind of ashamed of myself for having these feeling towards girls. What should I do? I can honestly only see myself being happy with a girl. I want to have a wife one day.
at least your lesbian awakening wasn't from being catfished on an anime rp site
Cute, however recognize that while you may feel attraction towards feminine traits, you enter into the hellfire that men live in with interacting with women while infatuated
Though you lack many of the dangers, enjoy the college lesbians and burn in Hell
>>34792183
>tfw I'll never be a lesbian
just fuck my life up senpai
Femanons, do you think robots are funny? Do we make you laugh?
>>34792094
no you're pathetic
>>34792094
get away from me, pervert!
Sometimes, yeah. Robots can be really funny.
JESUS CHRIST, I THOUGHT THIS WAS A MEME.
My nigga.
AAAAAH WE ARE ALL KEKS. MY ENTIRE ANCESTRY IS THE EUROPEAN MUTT EQUIVALENT OF BLACKED
>>34792052
Why should I care when my grand-something-dad is Genghis "the Cucks Maker" Khan?
I present to you the king of /r9k/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBhgOkorEZ4&sns=sms
>>34792029
/r9k/ is full of robots. This man is a small hedgehog with metal legs at best.
Ignore your king all you want.
He is who he is.
>>34792029
WWWAAAAAAAARRGGGHHHHHH
>mfw my crush just texted me
what the FUCK DO I DOoosweingoiwnpqiebuib qih jdcs
>mfw crush forgot about me
what did she say
mmmmmmm
>>34791989
basically like
>hey anon how you doing ;)
like how would a normie respond help
My girlfriend is going to a gig.
Is it all over? What should I expect? What do I do?
>>34791951
what kind of gig?
>>34791951
It's already been over. I hate to tell you that anon, but I think you know that too. Just tell her you're done seeing her and don't talk to her. If you're decisive you can get ahead of this situation.
>>34791962
a rock gig
>>34791990
does it have to be though? i've never been to a gig. it feels like a similar or worse setting than a night club
>tfw no bully gf telling me daily that I'm a piece of trash
>>34791929
I did >pic related once. Burned the fuck out of my hand, but didn't kill me.
>>34791957
Did it knock you back? How bad was the burn?
>>34792102
I suppose it knocked me back, it felt more like I was pulling my arm away really fast. The burn was just on my fingers and palm, it didn't go past my wrist.
>tfw everyone thinks you're really smart
>actually functionally retarded
Who /smartbutstupid/ here?
>>34791888
For me it's the other way around.
>>34791888
People like you are great to have around during brainstorming sessions for tech projects
>>34791934
it's because you say stupid shit like that
>only hobby is playing videogames
>too poor to even buy and play modern games
>just emulate older games that I've already played multiple times so I can feel like I'm a kid again
why am I so pathetic? I need to end it
just go to /g/ so you can talk about old tech and learn some cool stuff, it's a fun time killer
>>34791868
Why does everyone on this board want to be a child? I still enjoy nostalgia and all, but god damn do I value my freedom and independence.
>>34791912
I want freedom and independence, but without the responsibility and stress that comes attached
Ayo whiteboy! I hear you got that fire mixtape, lay that shit down before I gotta put a bullet in yo honkey ass!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANn3a67DG7I
check it out G
>>34791858
>spiritual lyrical mythical individual not cheeky typicall radical biblical spiritual individual kierkegaard linear kiler
>>34792221
>rhymes individual twice
Which beastie boy are you?
anyone play magic here? what's your favorite deck? what's your favorite card? pic related
>>34791835
yugioh>autism the spergering
>>34791835
>what's your favorite deck?
Eggs
>what's your favorite card?
Pic related
>>34791849
>yugioh the 2 turn comboing of no resources
Your meme game is shit and you should feel bad for playing it.
>>34791849
yugioh is more boring and full of dumb cards like LOL DARK HOLE
>self destructive personality
>>34791805
https://youtu.be/XvDZuptvupk
>>34791805
I don't get what's going on here.
>1$ bill
Have some class you cokehead hooker.
>self destructive personality
-> high neuroticism score -> easily fuckable
>the suicidal thoughts are back
>the suicidal thoughts never went away
>tongue tied, noose tight.
>the tolerance is back
>tfw dumb INTPbut i'm not as dumb as how original this post is
>tfw uninterested intp
>>34791732
thats a nice widescreen crt
>>34791732
>tfw sperg INTP
What do you do to feel little again?
Iwatch mommy asmr roleplay videos.They're nice but I still feel like a sad adult so I need more ideas
>>34791714
I cuddle up in bed with my daki and fantasize about lying my head on my waifus lap on a nice warm summer afternoon as we sit on the deck of our house in the woods, a light breeze blowing through the trees to keep us comfortable cool.
She plays with my hair and whispers nice things to me, re-assuring me that everything will be alright and no-one will ever hurt me again.
Eventually I have to get out of bed and go back to the hell of living though.
Why would I want to feel little again?
Can I get a link to your mommy asmr roleplay videos?