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Congrats anon!!!!

>post not original
shit rules on here desu

Good taste anon. I think she's really cute I hope you guys stay happy together!

>>37968790
What is this anime girl from
original

Vince staples shits on your existence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhRn40Nal5I&t=1207s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1_m3yORTgo

>>37968525

Then stop. What is preventing you from doing so? You have free will, and control over your own actions. Why not just stop enjoying it?

>>37968525
Submissive men are like gay men; designed by nature to curb over-population by not reproducing.

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>>37968525
At least that's still better than finding out that you're into cocks and cuckshit
I want to die

What exactly do you think is normal and why do you want to be that? So many miserable people here make themselves miserable by creating an ideal in their minds that precludes their ever being able to reach it. Are all your goals in life simply to meet the imaginary expectations of people you've never met?

>>37968534
I look at some of my peers and most of them are pretty macho. At least the straight males. It's possible I guess I've idealized some of them. idk.

>>37968506
>why do some people who feel more feminine want to change their gender?
Just to have a chance at affection down the line. They want to feel wanted and becoming a """girl""" and getting chased is easier. Also they're all low test.
>What the fuck is wrong with me. Why can't I be normal?
By this do you mean more masculine? That's a choice. But our culture doesn't value these things in men, so don't blame yourself.
Just don't be all nu-male about these things or else you'll never have a chance. Hide that stuff, but appreciate it. Good on you though, I'm with you.

>>37968501
jesus christ... where all you dumb fucks keep coming from

>>37968501
Agreed one the occasion I go downstairs and get a glimpse at the idiot box that my parents are watching I feel like I need to find something culturally or intellectually stimulating right away

>>37968501
r9k is a red board

>>37969489
then why are you here

Don't be upset when Tyrone steals your woman that's all I have to say

>>37968384
What does her pussy look like?

>>37968432
You ever eat at Arby's?

>Being human is the most terrible loneliness in the universe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-MgRkSh5Xk

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BCPe7gauok

>>37968382

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPiGPA51lvU

>>37968361
it's not too late
just set a different board to your homepage until you like it

>meet people from /r9k/
>talk to them and get to know them
>some of them are genuinely handsome/beautiful, even by stuck-up normalfag standards
>many are very successful
>most are significantly happier than you
>most have talents
>most have hobbies
Nothing worse than meeting somebody from /r9k/ only to learn they're a genuinely beautiful woman or handsome guy who's better than you in every single way. It's even worse when they're all of this and younger than you.

>>37968391
...anon do you unironically set 4chan as your homepage?

I mean this is pretty much the first site I come to when I open the browser but sometimes I wanna do other stuff on the web as well, you know

>>37968360
>Do women enjoy sucking cock? Or swallowing cum?
No but they enjoy the benefits and control which follow the action

>>37968360
I never have, but it seems really fun to do so. I want to suck on a guys balls and make him squirm.

If they didn't, they wouldn't suck dick

Even if it isn't the act itself, that's not the point. you people are idiots

>>37968325
I wish there was another season. It can't really end when Sarah Lynn dies can it? Yeah I know we got that shitty christmas special but it just rubbed salt in the wounds.

Bojack is the normalfag conception of a robot.

It's actually a pretty underground show it accurately shows robots

i highly doubt those exist

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>>37968319
Don't lie to yourself Anon all roasties here post for attention.

>try to do this
>add too many modifiers to a sentence
>get found out and called a roastie
shoot

>>37968214
I hope you're one of the people who are happy with money in and of itself. I for one am not

>>37968254
Maybe you just don't have enough of it?

I used to tell myself that I would quit, and retire once I made enough to live comfortably for my entire life, but I discovered that few things compare to the thrill of closing a deal, and few sastifactions are greater than watching the value of my investments climb.

>>37968254
I'm not actually. it seems the statement that after 50,000 a year your happiness does not really increase. also my taxes are so depressingly (((high))) that i might make more at a lower amount...

Its like 3 dollars dood

And why dont u just download it for free lel

>>37968215
cause im a good lil boy and theres no steam cards around town

>>37968268
What about credit/debit card

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The MC sniffs his little sisters bra

yes it is a sign. good luck.

>>37968222
But what do I do? I'm not really attracted to her but honestly want to try something just to see what happens.

she has a very cute body and a very feminine penis :)

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>>37968114
Pretty sure I see a penis there.

>>37968114
I would succ and Misfits ! So overall 9 / 10