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>in restaurant with mom
>waiter put rose on table
>light candle
>draw hearts on our desserts
>say "have a good night you two!" when we leave
>mfw hot mother
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>order meal at mcdonalds
>pay and sit down
>eat while watching my phone
>leave and go home
>feel hungry
Why?
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>>37750520
Get her nudes.
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>be me
>fucking alone
>Friday evening, when engaged couples go kissing around
>wear my best suit & tie
>go to restaurant
>tell waiter I'm alone
>order decent meal and a huge beer
>fiddle with tablet all the time
>enjoy people staring at me thinking I'm some High Rated Exec Ceo planning some Great Best Financial Idea on my fucking Microsoft tablet
>pay, tip, and leave
>mfw no gf to kiss byebye
>cry in the bed
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Are we actually going to remain frindless virgins until we die.
This has to be a joke. Please God.
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I don't think many will, I likely will however.
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>>37750499
>>37750592
>tfw dumb and autistic
I don't even want friends or a gf, I don't want anyone to have to deal with me.
It's probably best we don't ever have friends and stay virgins.
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Yes we will. There is no hope.
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>tfw wife is pregnant
>surprised because I always use protection with her
>two weeks later she admits to me that she cheated once unprotected when we were going through a fight
>I demand to know more
>she show's me his facebook
>he's black
>I'm hysteric and she's crying at me and apologizing profusely
>realize I'm LITERALLY going to be a cuck with a black son like in "my wife's son" memes
>it was only a one time mistake and we've been together for 4 years so I can't bring it to break it with her
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Tell her it's off unless she has an abortion. It's the only thing to do. You can't allow her to get away with it, anon. Make her kill the child. That will teach her not to be a whore.
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this is bait right? You're not actually going to take care of your wife's black son? If so kys
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>>37750441
You unironically deserve this. If you don't have the guts to cut it off, you're honestly not even a man. Christ
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ROASTIEPOCALYPSE THE CUCKENING 2017-06-16 02:57:32 Post No.37750429
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ROASTIEPOCALYPSE THE CUCKENING
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>twitch gamergirl goes alone to E3 meetup.
>goes missing for a full day misses all her appointments.
>Reddit goes crazy with white knights thinking she was kidnapped.
>Husband (twitch streamer beta) keeps trying to call her.
>Hours later she replies on twitter saying she's fine but stayed all night playing poker with friends.
>Has lost her phone so she asks two black hookers near the crack motel she was so she can make a little video.
>pol goes on a witch hunt and finds out where the motel is and gets through her lies.
>Bitch is having a meltdown and her lies are getting out of control.
>Beta husband hasn't said a word yet, probably too busy fapping to the idea of his wife on coke sucking niggers off.
Tell me again why you want a gf /r9k/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvlQgh7aDDA
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>>37750429
Who the fuck cares?
All women are the same.
anyway
>>Bitch is having a meltdown
was it on video? I love to see women having fake breakdowns when they realize their provider might leave them.
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>>37750429
I don't. It's just a meme. Most of us have had at least some experience with girls. They can't trusted, sadly.
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What's her (original) Twitter?
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we offer a new and welcoming atmosphere for arcanines without shitposting or circlejerking, we have a good amount of activity and robots talk about interesting topics, there are no bots or voice chat. we have strict rules about orbiting and attention seekers. lurkers are welcome - bullies, normies and underaged go away
discordapp.com/invite/cEzePAq
feel free to post your own invite in this thread.
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>>37750417
saged. dont you ever post this thread ever again
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>>37750551
shhh. take your meds and go to sleep newfriend
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>>37750725
how about you fuck off already with your discord threads you cancerous piece of shit
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https://babe.net/2017/06/14/every-type-guy-youll-ever-sleep-illustrated-4943
which one are you /r9k/?
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what a retarded list on a retarded website
kys
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>>37750403
>list of guys women will sleep with
Obviously I'm not on it you retarded normalfag now get off my board.
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>>37750403
None of the ones listed.
So I guess the list is accurate?
so how long you been neet?
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>>37750337
It's been 11.5 years since I first started NEEThood. I took a few college classes for one semester at some point but my memory is so fucked up that I don't even remember when that was. Current NEET streak is probably around 6-8 years.
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>>37750337
I was neet for 5+ years. But now I'm applying and going through DEM PROGRAMZ,
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13 years.
But I did try college this last year, failed miserably.
Psychologist recommends I apply for autism bux, but I can't even bother doing that, I can't be fucked going through all that shit.
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>tfw 7x5.2 dick
nothing is worse than having a pencil dick
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>>37750239
>nothing is worse than having a pencil dick
What about having a pencil dick + man tits and being 5'1?
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>>37750239
>7x5.2
7.52*
7.52mm OP CONFIRMED SEXUALLY IDENTIFIES AS A HIGH CALIBER ASSAULT RIFLE
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>>37750239
>tfw 7.62x25 dick
feels good man
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Just quit the only job I've ever had after 8 months. It felt like an eternity. Literally smiling and wrapped in a blanket right now.
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>>37750235
are you on neet bucks now?
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>>37750308
sadly no, no idea how to go about doing that in the usa
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>father owns company
>goes to work whenever i need money
BEAT THIS FAGGGUTZZzZzZzzzZ
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Is it weird to fap to this?
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No. Animated is superior in any ways
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>>37750216
what the fuck is she, anyway, some kinda clown species
because that's hot
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>>37750655
https://e621.net/post/show/1042531
reminder that that is a furry porn site though
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What is your most disgusting habit?
>pees in sink when home alone (less noise, less timeconsuming)
>cums in a glass he drinks from (cleans out with water)
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>wipe boogers on the wall
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>>37750167
>pee in water bottles
>when no water bottles left be on bedroom floor
i hate being
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>>37750167
>enjoy smelling my own shit
>i still pick my nose and eat the boogers -- though for the past 6 months ive almost stopped after doing it for 20 years
>my aim is really bad when i pee, so i end up pissing all over the floor and only wipe it up with toilet paper, not bothering to clean afterwards
but hey, at least i wash my hands after i use the bathroom
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Does anyone here actually enjoy receiving blowjobs?
>looks hot for about 10 seconds
>tfw you can't wait to just fuck that pussy instead
It doesn't even remotely compare to a tight hot wet pussy, so why even bother??
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Too much fapping can ruin it.
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>>37750115
Could you describe to us poor virgins how does it feel?
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>>37750115
>Does anyone here actually enjoy receiving blowjobs?
>She looks at you, swallows and licks your tip
Hotter than any vanilla sex with condom imo, takes doggystyle or cumming inside her to beat that feel.
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>give pizza guy 3 dollar tip on a 22 dollar order
>walks away looking mad as fuck
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>>37750045
maybe he doesn't like free money
next time don't give him any
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>>37750045
That's like a 13% tip. Tell him to give it back next time and then spit on him.
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>be american
>don't tip the pizza guy enough money
>get shot
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greentext your average day
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>wake at 8am
>immediately leave for work
>work till 5
>get home exhausted
>watch yt videos, shitpost till 12am
>sleep
>repeat
on weekends i just stay in all day and browse internet or play some games.
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>wake at 6am
>smoke a joint
>go to work
>sit at my desk for 8 hours wanting to kill myself
>come home at 4
>immediately start homework
>do homework till 7 or 8
>drink myself to sleep by 10
>repeat every day until I get my fucking degree
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>>37750028
>wakeup 5:00 am
>shower
>drive 30 min to train stop
>ride train for 30 min
>ride bus for 20 min
>arrive at uni
>eat at dining hall
>homework and classes until 4:00 pm
>eat at dining hall
>get home the reverse of how I came
>watch youtube until sleep
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>wake up anywhere from 3pm-7pm
>world of warcraft all day and night
>go for a walk with my schizophrenic friend
>get high with my dealer friend who i grew up with
>play more WoW
>massive binge from munchies
>play wow and feel like shit for the rest of the night
>can feel the ulcers growing
>before i know it, the sun is out
>hear people mowing their lawns
>bed time again
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Why are older men taking our women? Mad!
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>>37750000
That guy has pretty good facial aesthetics. Got a kind of Australian look.
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>>37750000
>our women
are you a jew?
also, wasted quads.
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always been that way
it's one thing robots can look forward too
sure you weren't chad in high school, but if you start taking care of your body now, get a good job, and learn to dress nicely, you can become that older guy who cucks the high school chad
chad just has looks and high school social status. that ain't shit next to a guy with his own fancy car, his own house, lots of cash to do things with, and doesn't look like an old fat slob.
>tfw picking up 17y/o chicks literally right after they kiss their chad bf on the cheek after school
>tfw looking chad in the eyes as his soul is crushed, seeing his stacy get in another man whom he simply can not compete with's car
>tfw doing all kinds of perverted shit to this dumb stacy sluts