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>calc exam this monday
>qt who sits next to me everyday asked if i wanted to study with her
>ok
>she asked to exchange numbers
>told her I forgot my phone at home to try to get out of it
>she asked for my number anyway
>this was 3 hours ago
>she now just texted me "hey it's kelsey from class"
I didn't open message yet she doesn't know I read it, what do I do? I don't even need to study, she just uses me in class to answer her stupid questions because I already know the material. Why do bad things always have to happen to me
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>>34777069
send her a photo of your asshole
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Don't open it for now. You said it, she is using you.
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>>34777136
But I enjoy her warm company in class. Shes like a puppy sure I have to take care of her but shes cute but I dont know about this
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Anyone ever dig down the rabbit hole with conspiracy theories?
I started maybe a week ago and could not stop digging. 90% of it seems questionable and some outright fake while the other 10% is so convincing that I have trouble sleeping at night and regret this dig all together. Tread carefully bros, I never expected to believe any of it.
Do not binge either, that was a big mistake.
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I did for the year and a half leading up to Trump
No regrets, my life has improved with knowledge
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>>34777063
So what kinda stuff is this 10%?
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>>34777063
What's the deal with chemtrails, anyway?
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>tfw no minority bf
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I want to see Tomoko choke on NIGGER cock
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Why is Tomoko such a BBC hound?
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This has gone too far. It's time to stop.
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Why aren't you a boxer? 2017-02-10 08:17:02 Post No.34777010
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It is LITERALLY the robot sport
You can:
>train for 12 hours a day or more since you have nothing better to do
>beat up chad normies
>be anti-social and ugly. There is no team work involved besides talking to your trainer
>You can shitpost irl and it will be seen as bantz/taunting
>women will flock to your dick since the automatically think you are Chad
>can finally make your parents and family proud
>make new friends in the ring and build a fan base
>get to self-improve and be yourself
>"B-but muh weight! I'm too skinny/fat!
No problem. There are different weight classes ranging from featherweight to heavy.
You have no excuses.
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>>34777010
I don't want brain damage.
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>>34777010
I don't want to get punched
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>>34777010
The anxiety of being watched, beat and humilated
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pls help me i am i nedd of medical advice
>cut myself by accident
just like this across the joint on the inside of the pinkie
>pretty deep bleed alot then stopped all at once
>didnt hurt at all at first and is now a dull ache
when i removed the bandage and examined the cut i could see a small amount of white tissue in the cut
>should i be concerned i can move it without pain
is this a tendon
am i gonna die
its been 1 hour sence i cut it i have it bandaged
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>Asking for medical advice to the NEET board of 4chan
its AIDS brah u gonna die normie reeee
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>>34776953
white tissue could be the tendon if it is deep enough, but could also just be the dying skin with the blood drained out
if the cut was a clean cut with something very sharp then the skin should heal with time. consider going and getting some liquid bandage for it to help seal the skin back together. its like a superglue for skin since its in a high movement area you need to keep it closed. keep it covered in triple H antibiotic ointment to avoid infection and keep it from drying out. This will promote better healing.
youre probably gonna die of aids after your bones all fuse together into a lump and then the flesh eating bacteria gets you.
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>>34776953
I'd personally use a butterfly bandage to keep it pulled closed, and splint the finger so it doesn't open up with movement.
You can bandage over the butterfly to absorb blood, but don't remove the butterfly until it gets pretty much healed.
If you have health insurance go to an urgent care, you might need stitches.And an AIDS cocktail, because why shouldn't I be a dick about it too.
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I WANT TO REPROCREATE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34776939
>reprocreate
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>>34776939
>reprocreatee
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>>34776939
reeeeeeeeprocreeeeeeeeate
>how the fuck is that not originalie
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Join /comfy/ !
We're a shitty memeposting 4chan discord, and our userbase is almost dead,
but the admin is a shithead and never online, so you can do what you want!
Harem of cute girls (approximately 2) to orbit at will, banned normies and cozyposting 24/7
Come be friends with us. Please. Fatman is getting so lonely.
https://discord.gg/e23nn
joined vc
/comfy/
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>>34776906
>Harem of cute girls (approximately 2) to orbit at will, banned normies
Fuck off you're even contradicting yourself
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full of normies and roasties, admin bans people for posting images regularly. don't join
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>>34776906
0/10 Overrun with normies and roasties.
ABORT ABORT ABORT
ABORT ABORT ABORT
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Cuckold.
Why do so many of you hate cuckolds so much?
Blacks are just all around superior males. BARAK OBAMA is prime example of black superiority and little white boi inferiority and the cuck nature.
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>>34776897
i fap to cuck porn because:
1. i like trashy slutty girls(there's nothing trashier than getting blacked)
2. i like strong girls who always get what they want
3. i like being dominated by girls
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>>34776897
>>34777004
There is nothing I find more revolting than cuckery it literally is repulsive to me
I get imaging being the bull maybe but the sniveling cuck is just so offputing
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>>34777084
>being the bull
ew
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I don't understand...
Please help me out here Robros.
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>>34776894
it means she needs to femdom me
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>>34776894
picrelated is a slut sign
avoid girls who wear that
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>>34776894
Its just a necklace. I buy them for my girl
Anonymous
Which one of you made this? 2017-02-10 08:10:55 Post No.34776879
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Which one of you made this?
Anonymous
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Saw this earlier posted on /soc.
Is this legit? always wanted a 4chan cutie.
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seems like a nice prank
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>>34776879
A chan specifically designed for dating would be 100% dudes.
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>>34777007
wouldnt want to have to kiss some guys haha!
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GET IN HERE /30+/
4CHAN ELDERS UNITE
>Friday Night Feels Edition
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>>34776878
What are you /fags/ doing tonight
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Playing FFX with a bottle of wine. Simple pleasures I suppose
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Two weeks left to wizardhood. Until then I will just lurk here.
Anonymous
ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION 2017-02-10 08:10:25 Post No.34776865
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ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
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New Internet rule is being announced.
This is important, and MUST be obeyed.
Rule: ALL cutebois, gaybots and fembots MUST Leave some contact details when posting.
MUST!!!!! do it.
ok ty :)
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>>34776865
What about us ugly guys though
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>>34777374
uglies fine too, post contact
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>>34776865
Go to /soc/, that's kinda its purpose
Anonymous
THIS BOARD IS A TEASE! 2017-02-10 08:07:04 Post No.34776818
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instead of coming here, go talk to potentials and be free
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as in hurrymeet them
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What? I don't undertant
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>>34776818
>>34776822
Want to talk with me?
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>eat only two times a day
>nutritionist suggests eating more frequently
>eat six times a day
>calories intake triples
FUCKING NORMIES AND THEIR "GOOD" ADVICES!!!!
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>>34776774
>eat more
Holy shit, fire your nutritionist
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you eat the same amount but break it down to 6 portions
fat retard
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>>34776774
I personally don't believe in small but frequent meals logic. Yes it might work for normal people, but when you are fat fuck addicted to food it's like asking a junkie to take small doses of heroin. If you want to control your calorie intake just eat food you don't like (it helps if its healthy food)
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>tfw no /v/ girlfriend
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>>34776754
I will never understand people who yell at video games
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>>34776754
This just screams deviantart
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>>34776754
That pic is so cringey that it makes gamer gurls look good in comparison