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>tfw the weed cells hit your brain

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By the way i love all of you, don't know what i would do without my /r9k/ senpai

>tfw codeine and benzos don't work for you

feels bad fampai

Yeah, I have pretty bad crippling social anxiety. I have no friends irl and I keep trying to make friends on discord and stuff but tend to freeze up when someone interacts with me. you're not alone anon

>>37554986

my legs shake, like when you get into a fight

Its horrible because you know everything should be normal and there is no immediate threat

>>37554986
I'm not sure that's my problem. I've been able to interact with people just fine. I just dislike having friends for long periods of time so I avoid making them.

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>>37554831
What about this? You implant electrodes under your skin that deliver an electric shock directly to your testicles (not the skin, like the actual testes). In order to stop them from delivering the shock, you need to speak at least more than one half of every minute.

Within a month of this, you'll be talking in your sleep and you'll be a protochad. Problem solved!

>try to say something
>everyone's attention is immediately directed towards you
>"Whoa, anon actually spoke for once!"
>they completely ignored what you said

Talking will always be more painful

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>>37554877
this is a brilliant idea. i have a feeling i'll only learn through pain.

my synaptic pathways are too rigid. too smart for my own good.

>>37554825
what are the red flags anon?

>>37554825
you need to force yourself among multiple girls
otherwise you will fall for anyone that gives you a bit of attention

We've all met that type.

I'm not sure why I ever liked her. Maybe she was too depressed to let her bitchy side out. Now shes always just whining about her ex and is drunk on you-go-girlism. Tries to make it sound like her shitty pagan magazines are equivalent to my studies when I point out her shits retarded. Oddly enough shes kind of sought me out more often now that I've tried to pull back pretty hard.

Pretty sure the nuclear option will always be the best route here.

Because irresponsible parenting

>>37554524
>Why does every girl have daddy issues?

Jews destroyed the family unit.

>>37554524
Because feminists destroyed the concepts of maleness and femaleness.

>>37554467
dying of liver failure fucking sucks and can take days and there is a big chance you will live with a fucked up liver...of the thousands of people who try this only a few hundred actually scuceed i would not advise to do this

>>37554467
buy or make a shotgun if you actually want to die

>>37554537
No can do I don't live in America

that's pretty faggy
>assfaggots
Wew.

Wow that sounds so COOL

You should totally do it

tattoos are for faggots and boring normies who want to look interesting

Bump

Your last line sucks though. Rethink it, I'm sure you can come up with something better.

>>37554216
Thanks Kamina, my spirits have been lifted!

>>37554602
Maybe, but now that I started with it, I don't feel like changing it midway.
>>37554645
Glad to hear it !

could be worse. my brothers first gf cheated on him with his best friend in his bed and my other brother has had a couple girls cheat on him.

>>37554160
find yourself 18 gf

>>37554160
I missed out on 20's love.

>>37554111
why? Its pretty fucking obvious when a girl is wearing makeup. Just assume they're ugly if they look "okay" with a full face of makeup on. Are you also against plastic surgery since that isn't what they "actually" look like?

>>37554111
Are you honestly dumb enough to not notice how ugly the women on right still is? Look at her teeth its just lipstick on a pig

>>37554111
that's a one way of doing it
you could also learn how to see underneath it
it's much simpler solution

>>37554037
When you try to fish for compliments at least you do it in a creative way.

At least you aren't from /v/

You're smart and I'm being original

>>37554014
>Cock-eyed
Cock-size I meant.

Your a self-hating idiot OP, that's why.

>>37554014
Anyone who isn't black is fine with me.

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>>37553892
Oppressive LEL.

>>37553892
Show your face OP we'll judge

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>>37553892
>tfw she replies with a compliment

what are you afraid of? its already touched you, for a long period of time at that. just kill it or remove it from the area

>>37553835
i already killed it
im scared another one will crawl on me

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>>37553806
>tfw no cute roach to cuddle with you

>>37553734
It's an acquired taste. Beer is a lot more casual than liquor and easier to drink once you're used to it.

>>37553734
Marketing, people think it's like a blue-color alcoholic beverage. Everything else is pretentious compared to beer, you know.

>>37553734
Drink it a few times and you end up liking it. It's fun to drink, social (or just in your room by yourself), easy and makes you feel great you can get a nice buzz without getting sloshed if you don't want to. Vodka on otherhand for me anyway just fucks your shit up and puts you out.