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>are you upset
>"I'm past the point of being upset"
>are you angry then
>"I'm at a loss, anon"
>i-i love you
>"I love you too, anon"

its not fair i don't want to make my mommy upset but im not ready to do grown up things either. The day's just started and I already feel exhausted and like it's been a bad day
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>>36814142
Which of those is you and which is your mother? Stop being a fag in front of your mother. She doesn't like knowing she raised a fag.
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>>36814142
What? Is this some kind of incest thread. C-can you tell us some more about your mommy, senpai?
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>>36814161
i was the one asking if she was upset

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How do I decide which university to go to?
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One that is cheap and has a good program for your major
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effectively just the one with the highest prestige your exam results get you into to.
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>>36814167
>effectively just the one with the highest prestige your exam results get you into to.

Do this if your major has any market value.

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What went wrong with him? Just being autistic can't cause one to be this much of a colossal trainwreck of a human being
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Yes it can mr normie.
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>>36814061

I'm not a huge CWC aficionado, but didn't he get like, 0 professional help throughout his life? Most autists work with specialists to tone down their autism, and at least make them someone passable human beings. This might be just what happens when you let the autism take over.
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Himself, his parents, and the people who stalked him. Basically everything went wrong.

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Seriously what the hell did they mean by this
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it means she doesn't want to see your dumbass movie because she's going to get spitroasted by andre and kwa'shaun
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This happens 2 days ago and I'm still pissed
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>>36814048
this
In the case she does she's only doing it to kill time and not because she's interested in you

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Does anyone actually play FPS games with the "inverted look" aka inverted vertical axis option?
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My dad does actually. I forgot WHY he likes it, but he sure does.
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If I'm playing with a controller, my preferred is inverted, in both X and Y, so horizontally and vertically.
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>>36813886
I only use inverted controls when im using my flight simulator joy stick.
Seriously, ill never understand the point of it in fps games.

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Who here knowingly orbits girls even though you're aware they'll never date you? Tell us about the current object of your misguided affection.

The femanon I'm currently talking to might actually like me back for a change, but we live on opposite ends of the continent and she seems averse to LDRs. I still dote on her because making her feel good makes me feel good. I'm afraid to talk to girls in person so it's my only outlet for female interaction anyway.

I bought her birthday present five months in advance
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A-am I the only self-aware orbiter?
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What did you originally buy her?
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>>36814187
>tfw afraid to say in case she sees this thread

Nothing too expensive, just in the 20 dollar range.

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I just got a job as a bartender, is this the beginning of my transformation into a Chad?
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>>36813855

Lmao no you'll just be pulling pints for middle aged assholes at ungodly hours for minimum wage.

Sorry anon, and good luck.
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no, but, get ready to be called boss ironically very often

also both men and women ironically flirting with you for free drinks or upgrades
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>>36813855
Try hosting Frog n' Feels here, see how it goes

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Whats a bot's favorite animal?
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Betta fish
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The red fox.
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>>36813847
I like sleestak

>fapping
>sister comes in and asks for me to get her food
>ffs.jpeg
>move past sister
>accidentally brush her arm with my wet vaginal fluid hand
>mfw dont want to fap anymore
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good story opie, pls be my gf (male)
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Tits and time stamp faggot

I know you're a man though
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>>36813805
No need to lie man we get the picture, you spunked on your sister

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The last bastion of robotkind is still resisting the barbarian normie hordes, come join robots

Rules

No women

No homos or traps

No non virgins


https://discord[dot goes here]gg/3xWavvE
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>>36813789
women are obsolete in the 21st century and need to be replaced with imoutos
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We're outgunned, outnumbered, but never outmatched!
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>he hasnt joined the uprising already

What's your excuse?

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Online dating in a nutshell

> Dudes lower their standards to get laid for a night
> Women raises their standards because there's so many thirsty dudes
> Giant segment of the female population now thinks they're 9s when they're actually 5s
> Woman's one night stand league is 9s, but her long term relationship league is still 5s
> Woman keeps trying to find a long term relationship with 9s, not realizing she's only a 5
> Woman keeps ending up nothing more than fuck pocket for a night or two
> Woman can't figure out why no guys will commit
> Woman ends up alone as her looks and body fade
> Never realizes her true value was lower than it appeared
> Never realizes she could have been happy if she settled

Online dating is like last call at a bar femanons. Sorry but men will take home a lot of women they would otherwise never touch. Be smart and realize your true value.
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/pol/ = /r9k/ with extra edge
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Where there be a Tinder for AI waifubots when it's time to replace (((women)))?
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Whores Anon

Whores and whore mongerers

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Anyone here have experience with Christian Mingle and other non-tinder online dating services? How did it work out for you, was it more or less successful then tinder for you? How degenerative are the girls there? Would a 19 year old who just finished his first year at uni find any success on it?

>tfw I just want a traditional christian girl to make white babies with
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>>36813586
99 percent of the girls on there want the big black cock.
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>>36813586
Are you actually Christian? If not I'd try Plenty of Fish or OkCupid instead. They've got plenty of degenerates but it can't possibly be worse than Tinder.
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>>36814342
I'm catholic though it doesnt have to be christianmingle if it will limit me.

Why should I use POF or OKC instead? Is it just because they have more users?

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Anyone else teetering on the edge right now?
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>>36813519
Yes, it has become a constant battle to find any reason at all to live.
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>>36813576
I can browse this site while feeling miserable all the time yet can't even motivate myself to watch a single episode of anime
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>>36813687
I haven't watched anime since I was in high school. But I also don't watch movies or television shows or anything at all. I don't really give a fuck about anything anymore.

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Is this what wagies actually believe?
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>>36813488
We are contributing to society while you continue to be a drain. At least I can feel pride while you continue to jerk of to your cartoons until you eventually find the courage to hang yourself
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DUDE JUST BEE YOURSELF

DUDE JUST BE BORN TO RICH PARENTS IN A STABLE MARRIAGE WITH CONNECTIONS IF I CAN DO IT WHY CAN'T YOU?
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>>36813539
What exactly is it that you're "contributing"?

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I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a black nationalist. I believe that blacks have contributed more to humanity than any other race, we were the first race,we invented the super soaker the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, whites are just better at fucking. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the black race, white cock is just better at pleasing women.
The reason black women are turning from the cause and running to crackers is simply because they are not being sexually satisfied. Can you blame them? If you dont get enough to eat at home youre going to go out to eat. The only way to save the black race from miscegenation is cuckolding. My pure black wife is my ebony godess, the apple of my eye. And I want nothing but the best for her. So every friday she gets to have her fill of big white master cock. And our relationship goes on like normal. We love each other, and plan on having a child soon. She also shares my red pilled beliefs.
Monogamy is a tool of the jew. Just give it a chance once. Its exhilarating. Theres something deeply majestic about watching a toned muscular white stud going in and out of a beautiful ebony godess. Try it once
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Only had to read first and last sentence. kill yourself
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>>36813442
The site of a wild caught nigger broken tamed and domesticated, serving the white man as is her place fills me with pride.
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>we invented the super soaker the list goes on
i laughed thanks op

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