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new robot discord. i normally don't like these threads, but we have a pretty comfy chat here, join i guess, or not.

we're not very fond of weebs, for the record. thFKDC7
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>>38441667
If women aren't banned, I'm not interested.

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>be me
>On plebbit because part still wants to be normie
>Reading "nice guy stories" thread because I am a delusional fag that has not become a trap yet
>Read this one girl's story about her creepy co-worker
>This guy is a serious creep from what I can tell
>Realize I have done almost the same things with my oneitis
>Realize I have been a major nice guy creep for most of 2 years
>Stay up all night thinking about all my interactions with my oneitis
>As the night goes on I hate myself more and more
>Fuck

I always knew I was a degenerate but I never realized it had gotten this bad.

Where the hell can I find some Fentanyl, robots?
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None of you are even robots.
You can claim and consider yourself to be one, but it'd be nothing more than a delusion.
It's either degenerates, scumbag or shallow sheeple around here with the few exceptions that confirm the rule.
What is misery and spite amongst itself, nothing, there's no contrast.
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how do people find hookers??? im ready to pay but not sure how to find them in my area.
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Backpage, it's really easy. If it looks to professional, it's probably fake.

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>Anon-kun!
>what are you waiting for!?
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Too much of a pussy to do it, senpai

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>gf left me for a tranny and only dated me because she felt bad for me
i can't take it anymore robots. Life is a curse.
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>>38441540
sounds like you dodged a bullet anon.
she sounds like a piece of shit who is out of her mind.
don't date liberal women anon, they're all insane.
they all have victim-complexes, on top of having no concept of loyalty or self-control.
do yourself a favor in the future, and just avoid left-leaning women, altogether.

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>stuck something up my ass
>now im shitting blood
its okay if its not dark blood... right?
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>>38441532
Means you need to start with something smaller. What did you put up there?
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>>38441551
a knife the end u hold
i wanted to see if it felt good it was rounded im not that dumb
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>>38441571
I think that's why most people start with something like a sharpie. Even something that thin can be hard to take at the start.

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WHEN WILL IT END
WHEN WILL IT END
WHEN WILL IT END
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You really do get taken less seriously when you're fatter if you're not also super manly.

My dad is like 280 pounds, but he's very butch, if that's the right word, has a giant beard, wears flannel shirts, and sells doors, windows, and other hardware for a living. I didn't do any of those things, and I was 230 pounds, and I was constantly just laughed at in a metaphorical sense when people first met me. I had to cut through a membrane before I was taken seriously. Now I'm 170 pounds, and I'm taken seriously automatically.

Doesn't help that I'm a 5'8" manlet, I suppose. Maybe if you're fat and tall, like my dad (he's not like this obese monster, but he is 280 pounds, muscle density helps cut down how fat he looks) you're taken seriously.
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>Chad sucks cock
>You don't
This is why you're still a virgin
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>>38441429
fuck off with your dumb ass trends
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Fucking hell. Trust normalfags to turn a joke into a real life thing.
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BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!

i wish i had a good mother
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>tfw mother disowned me since my 2nd or 3rd birthday
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>>38441364
>i wish i had a good mother
same
where are your mother's currently lads

My mom had a mental breakdown after I left for college

She ran away and went to Oregon, where she is currently """"studying""""" naturopathic """"""medicine""""""

my beta dad is paying for all of this of course
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>>38441364
i shouldnt complain, i have a roof and food but i didnt really get anything more

no compassion affection or obvious love

i go to my friends house and see them getting hgs kisses, their mothers voices are so soft and caring towards them, they look like a comforting presence, thats hat you should feel when you see your mum

i just see defensive body language and a nagging personality, I'm so jealous, all I want is a comforting presense when i see my mother, not something that repulses me. but like I said it may have affected my mental development negatively, but to most of society i still shouldnt complain.

also is it weird to have a crush on your friends mother due to her loving comfortingness?

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>me
>tfw khv loser
>day dream every night before bed
>dreaming about getting a gf
>every night for 3 years with some music playing
I'm starting to run out of ideas, any anons do the same thing? where do you start?
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shameless self-bump help, this is pretty much the only thing that keeps me from completely hating my self
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Sometimes they come to me in dreams. Then I just wake up feeling depressed
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>>38441332
I daydream about my oneitis every night. Sometimes she texts me late at night.

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>ywn go back and relive the better days
it hurts, it hurts so much.
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That little girl is hot

This is who most women your age look up to
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>the fappening
>Non nude
>Kardashian

Boy those fucks are reaching with part 3
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>women are shallow, retarded whores

Water is wet. More news at 11
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>>38441279
Good thing I hate most people.

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Huh?

Oh, hey there wagecuck. Finally made it home? Cool, how was work today? Long and tiring? Man, that stinks. You also got yelled at by your boss? Hey there, don't take your anger out on me. Go eat your dinner and start getting ready for bed, you have another day coming right up tomorrow. Don't mind me, I'll just be be playing video games tonight, hope the noise doesn't keep you up.

Another day, another dollar.
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Did mommy not get tendies?
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>>38441564
Why would she? I bought them myself, using your money. Thank you!

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