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what is /sp/? social problems?

>>34526330
Used to post on /b/ but some of the stuff they are into and post about genuinely worries me.

>>34526330
my goto board has always changed. first I visited /b/ in late 2007, then went full /a/nime. when that got boring I chilled out around /jp/ until I quit 4chan and moved to other imageboards. I didn't get back until like 1.5 years ago when I frequented /pol/. now it's just /pol/ and /r9k/.

Jesus you write as if your parents actively enjoyed dropping you on your head as a child

>>34526313
>Hey r9k. I live about twenty minutes away from one of the richest towns in the US. I want to find a nice 40 year old married but sick of his wife guy to date and spoil me. I also want advice on how to marry one of these people too? The problem is that I bet a lot are Jews.
See this is why women cannot be robots
/thread

Can someone help me? I want to do this ugh

This looks like it was taken the same day he did that thing.

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Did people forget about this guy?
See Cho and Elliot threads all the time, but this dude was a literal autist/robot and also got a pretty decent kill count & rarely gets mentioned.

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Cho was better than Eliot in every regard. He had a high score(33), wrote some haunting poetry, outfoxed the cops(locking the building doors, distracting them by killing someone in the dorms first, hid his HD where no one found it).

Elliot was just a spoiled rich kid lashing out. He killed his roommates who were probably just as sex-starved as he was, 2 Stacies, and then crashed his car and died.

>>34526277
>tfw when you don't even have the courage to approach another autist

I wouldn't be repulsed by you op

unless you're a manlet or balding obviously LOL

>>34526437
Don't do it lad it's not worth it. I became obsessed with her because I thought I had found someone like me. She just looked at me with this face of utter disgust when I started talking to her about an assignment. I now want to kill myself. At least in your position there still exists a possibility you aren't worthless

>>34526232
tyrone niggermelon back at it again

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>>34526232
>Your white boy what is inside this package I'll punch you
wha-?

>>34526232
plastic anime vagina

>>34526185
people who have the ability, but not the volition.

or at least they like to think that.

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>>34526198
/thread

n shit

My mom said I was smart so I stopped doing the homework

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I want to die. Please, somebody kill me.

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I wasn't expecting it to be that high

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just like last time. origin

yeah but i'd probably regret it forever.

the required amount of alcohol would kill me.

>>34526092
I'd rather it hit me.
>tfw no dominate sadistic trap b/gf

This is what happens when you believe in any conspiracy theory that gets shoved down your throat by infowars or well designed info graphics

>>34526070
What are some subjects that you're "redpilled" on?

>>34526070
Yep, I feel like it is exactly like the movie the matrix. You cannot just go around redpilling normies because they are hopeless inured to their controllers and will fight and die to preserve the lies they are enmeshed in. Do your best to blend in and not draw too much attention to yourself. Use your knowledge and free those that are ready.

>>34526052
Wait, one can commission hentai? Tell me more, anon-san.

>>34526052
thank you very much smug anime poster, i tend to save these commissions when i find them

>>34526052
Can you upload your collection somewhere please?

is it true that it hurts after a while?

how big was his dick? is your ass sore?

did your dad's peepee taste funny?

>>34525837
Have you been checked out for autism?

>>34525973
Autism is the gamemasters' (psychologists) way to discredit people who figured all this out. They are most likely an A.I. program that can operate all around the game world simultaneously.

You are closer to the truth than you realize.

>>34525804
I don't know, punch her and find out

If she cries but doesn't do anything, then yeah

>>34525804
is that a shop? it's not hitomi and I've never seen her before

also yeah she does, just don't act needy or insecure and don't send cringey long text messages

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>>34525804
I knew it was shopped the moment I looked at it

Get on tinder or at least PoF, OkCupid is a cesspool of fatties and 2/10's who STILL want chad.

Online dating is for ugly girls in their 20s

Tinder would be slightly better for you desu. Young people actually use that

>>34525773
just write that in your bio retard

'i am a vapid outline of a human being with no depth of experience or meaningful content in any form. please make a terrible mistake and go out with me.'

if you're good looking enough girls will think you're funny. If you're not good looking, well lmao it doesn't matter because ONLY LOOKS MATTER DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR FUCKING BIO RETARD

OKC used to rate looks and personality independently of each other, they changed that when they found it was almost a 1:1 correlation how people were rating each other on those things.

You're actually slightly above average height (unless you're Scandinavian) and dick length

>tfw above average Joe
I'm better than most at almost everything I've tried but not great at anything

>>34525770
That's pretty much exactly me except I weigh 140 lbs