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Get on video too, you faggots

>>35694762
attention whoring is disgusting.

>>35694762
Alright just got on cam, I wanna see you guys

>wage slave
>studying to become personal trainer
>not a virgin
try again nigger

>>35694817

>studying to become personal trainer

What does that take? Is it like becoming a masseuse where you do about a year of textbook then a year of theory + guided practice?

>>35694725
I didn't ask to exist and would have declined if I had been. So I don't really feel like I need to attempt to achieve anything. Even if I did, it's not like I get anything out of it. I really don't even think I want to contribute anything to the betterment of the human race, because fuck you all.

>>35694721
Nice meme, saved.

When i was a little kid i use to hop around naked after taking a bath, good old times
Now i just like to walk around the house naked because FREEDOM

>>35695030
That shit is so annoying. Put some fucking pants on, kid. I don't want you pissing on the floor by accident!

If you need pullups you shouldn't be running around naked ever.

>>35695030
do you also sleep nekkid?

How accurate are the analytics? Per country, or broken down into regions?

the analytics go by country

besides womyn are fucking retarded and probably don't even know what analytics are.

Oh no does Aggie know?!

Two fellas of the african american variety dancing

>>35694669
Master Chief

organs

two jews kissing

>>35694603
how about i convince you to check out my friends new pepe and use it

>>35693838
>>35693838
>>35693838

It's a yeast infection and go wash out your mouth

>>35694603
nyah, i think you're lying but still, hahah you paid for an std

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>19
>engineering student
>summer instructor for youth science group
>Goals:
-destroy my finals this semester
-finish burning relationships to the ground
-hang my self by august (or maybe work up courage to go see someone)
-be home before dinner

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>age
22
>last job/edu phase
worked as group head on art direction for a profesional film production
I finished hs and a film making program
>hopes and dreams
hopes: move out on my own to capital city to college and start living my life for real(ive been locked up in bed the last 5 years)
pass the entry examns to film college

dreams: became a film director at 24, publish my novels and books, became a musician, Ive written 14 scrypts to work and composed a ton of music, so basically Im going to the whole package, I may fail miserably that's why are dreams

>21
>highschool
>I would love to be a full time fiction writer, though I highly doubt that will ever happen

good luck cancucks

>>35694538
Not a cancuck, but I appreciate the effort you went to make that.

>>35694538
That's a well made image op. Good luck with your thread

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>>35694513
Theyre called dicks and in america they look nothing like that

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>>35694714
that guy is american and circumcised you doofus

That's a nice cock. Why am I not sucking it right now?

>>35694507
Apply electro convulsive shock therapy to forhead

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>>35694507
Stab yourself, you will be in too much pain to have empathy

>>35694507
try starving killed most of my emotions permanently

If you like nickel back you're a shit

God damn man, just stop liking shit music and he won't call you out on it next time.

>>35694490
>why are NORMIES like this?

fixed. normies are a hivemind.

>>35694471
Mine is famous for having the highest concentration of vietnamese people outside of Viet Nam.

hosting the match of century between Bobby Fischer and Boris Spassky in '72 when Fischer won the World Championship

timber-floating

>>35694427
>I haven't accepted Jesus into my heart yet
>Yes, by confessing my sins
>Doing so will cleanse my spirit and give me a true purpose

>>35694532
What's keeping you from accepting Jesus?

>>35694427
step 1: stop watching porn

>>35694415
You can go bear mode instead.

>>35694415
just keep going bro

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try heroin, i hear it works well.

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FUCK OFF FEMALES, YOU DON'T BELONG HERE!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35694385
You should go.

>>35694730
half his face had burn scars