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>tfw made two tinder accounts
>one of me, one of fake Chad
>wait a few days

>log in
>72 matches for chad
>2 for mine

>check my matches
>landwhale and qt
>I start a conversation with qt
>get ignored

>login with Chad
>qt has said "hi" twice already and with a wink emoji
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>>36670134
Almost as though tinder is for fucking
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>>36670134

>People judge others based on physical attraction/appearance on an app made for people looking for one night stands.

What a shock.
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>>36670134
you sound surprised.... its almost like women want good looking men and they know they can get it.

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Anyone who gets dubs or trips in this thread we will make you famous somehow but only if you post your art or music or anything you created POST IT NOW YOU FGT
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I have a genuinely great idea for a theater play.
But I've never written and I don't know how to start
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This is the most retarded thread this board has ever seen
>Lil peep
kill yourself tonight dude i'm being serious please neck yourself within the next 24 hours and help contribute to the betterment of humanity
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>>36670143
>getting this triggered over a picture that has nothing to do with the thread

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>1PM where I live
>realize that I have the entire day to myself for once
>studying cleaning, etc. to do
>don't feel like doing shit
What's the solution, robots?
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>>36669982
There's no magic solution anon. Either you want to do something or you don't.
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>>36669982
Remember the purpose behind doing these things and why it's important to you. You'll either feel motivated as a result, or discover that you never had a purpose for doing these things in the first place.
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>>36669982
Same problem, anon. The thing is once you start you usually get into it, but it's hard to get started. Adderall is a instant (but temporary) solution. Also it helps to have a place where you are productive, like an office or a desk or something.

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>2010 was 7 (SEVEN) years ago
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gta 4 come out 9 years ago
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>joined roblox in 2008
>unironically still play it 9 years later

just
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>>36670133
>unironically play roblox
>play roblox
>roblox
sir are you an autistic manchild

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Hey guys I have a bad case of intimacy anxiety despite craving it so much.
Any way to fix this?
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>>36669872
join the gang
but why would you ask us?
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>>36669911
cause i have nobody else to ask
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Your afraid they'll hurt you. Let down your shield and share what's in your heart.

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>things I have to look forward to
>eating fast food
>masturbating
>getting high
Why am I even alive?
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>>36669863
That's my life. I don't get why I'm fat thoigh I've been supressjg my aeppetite and eating healthy but I keep getting fat. It's just not fair I'm always too tired to work out but I walk about a mile.
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>>36669863
How do i trick myself into eating less?
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>>36669892
If you're serious about the starvation method just force yourself to do it for a few days, you'll get used to the hunger pangs, it's the headaches that mess you up.

A LITERAL NORMIE SONG ABOUT A GIRL WANTING TO UNIRONICALLY FUCK BETAS LIKE US!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0Zb8G8rE1g

Is she, dare I say it, the queen of /r9k/?
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Go back to lereddit, your thread is dumb and you're useless. You aren't funny
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>>36669846
I'm not from reddit my dude
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holy fuck a song about a women fucking you better? but its spelled betta oh hue hue beta

fucking shit popmusic

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>candlejack found the
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>>36669810
nimble man named jack
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>>36669810
>homonculus saw the
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>>36669822
>>36669830
Newfags, that's not how the Candlejack me wo

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WHY CAN'T I GET A JOB
FUCK THE SYSTEM
I WANT COMMUNISM NOW
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kys you disgusting leftist retard
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>>36669815
WHY DO CAPITALISTS DON'T CREATE MORE JOBS. THERE'S SO MUCH MONEY TO EMPLOY AN ADDITIONAL 1M PEOPLE EVERY DAY. IT'S BULLSHIT
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>>36669795
Go get one then you lazy, entitled fuck

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I got no friends
I got no money
I got no social skills
Virgin
Video games are no longer fun to me
Nor is watching anime
Got no balls
only two interests are drawing and martial arts
drawings are absolute trash
Fapping is no longer fun
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>>36669755
Welcome to /r9k/. Have an (OP).
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>>36669799
I've been here since 2014, but I've finally turned into a robot
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Second Life.

It will cure 90% of those problems with time and effort. Did so for me. That pic was a place I made,so rhose artistic urges will serve you well.

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Have you ever sent a girl a picture of your cock?
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>>36669738
Yes, when they ask me to but never unsolicited
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No but I guess it would better not to delay the disappointment
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ive sent to a boy

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How exactly is she still best girl even 20 years later?
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Evangelion is older than most people that come to the board
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I just finished re-watching it yesterday, was too depressed to watch EoE though.
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Asuka is my waifu forever. :D

Alright lads, I need your opinion on this stupid bullshit for my next Skyrim playthrough. Backstory and character design are still barebones, but

>qt edgy lich boy
>Former priestess of Dibella, raised to pretend to be a girl so that he could be taken in as a priestess (male) of Dibella to bring honor and respect to his family
>Body is well preserved and doesn't decay while his soul rests in a phylactery
>Fights with raised corpses that he stays back and controls/heals

Would you fug? Keep in mind

>Technically dead
>Might turn you into a zombie puppet if you don't please him

Haven't made the character yet so take this picture instead.
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>>36669653
Why would I fuck a dude when there is top tier vampiress waifu?
Thats like asking if I would fuck Gwyndolin when Priscilla and the fair lady exist.
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>>36669705
Serena? I-I mean, yeah, she looks alright if you have mods, I guess...but she still has a really shitty personality
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>>36669653
shitty self-insert desu

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WHY DOES HEIGHT MATTER SO FUCKING MUCH?
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>>36669554
5'9'-6'2" is ideal for most women, if you are under that you have a chance
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height does not matter anon if you cannot talk to anyone
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>>36669590
>if you are under that you have a chance
doubt it.

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>little sister turned 13
>aunt bought her a vibrator for her birthday
>mom and stepdad are apparently ok with this
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pictures of sister and vibrator or it didn't happen
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>>36669599
"Hey, underaged relative of mine, let me take your picture with a sex toy and today's newspaper so I can impress someone on a Hmong amateur radio picture board"
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>>36669530
>...and tomorrow on Things That Didn't Happen...


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