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>>38205969
Forgot the link. https://youtu.be/RM7lw0Ovzq0

>>38205969
I'm not listening to jay-z or any of this political rap that's become the mainstream spiritual guidance to millennial normies

>>38205995
It's not normie at all. He literally says "you ever wonder why Jewish people own all the property in America?" It's pol tier. I meant to post this on pol.

>>38205954
who is this and why are they repeatedly posted?

Because I am a cute boy.

I just hold out on some hope of being a man eventually.

>>38205975
it will happen whether you want it to or not, enjoy your youth

>>38205934
Well that's paranormal

>>38206150
What spook? I don't see any spook. Where's the spook?!

>>38206173
Look harder man, I'm not here to spoonfeed

>>38205923
it was the right decision, defend it.

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>>38205923
welcome to American politics, where the facts are made up, and the votes don't matter.

>>38205923
Well at least now you're media brainwashed, right?

>>38205895
When I was in the 3rd grade I decked this girl in the face for making fun of me

>>38205895
I beat up a tranny once but no I've never been mean to a girl.

>>38205895
Never IRL, plenty of those roasties have treated me like garbage though. Too much of a manlet to do anything. I've been a ass to a lot online though

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what fighting games do you play? just curious

>>38205926
vampire savior

>>38205882
Fighting games are for FAGGHOTS

Gtav online for lyf

>>38205804
Where do u live bro if Houston area look no further

>>38205820
205

Birmingham Alabama

>>38205804
You sound like my ideal friend, OP. As long as you provide the weed there is hope for you yet.

>>38205785
>10 years ago
>Year 12
>Well liked by most people in my year level
>Realize that on the 7th of July it will be 07/07/07
>Decide fuck it, I'm going to host a party at mine for this "epic date"
>Tell people, put up a flyer in the VCE Common Room
>People say they'll come
>One girl says she'll bring a car load of people out
>At least half of my friends say they're definitely coming
>Buy a shit tone of soft drink, some spirits, a bunch of bbq meats, bread and salad
>Oh yeah, it's going to be great
>07/07/07 rolls around
>I wait for people to show up
>Wait
>Wait
>Message friends
>"Narr sorry mate, had to work", "Can't get a ride out/over sorry"
>Message girl who said she was going to bring a car load out
>"Sorry I'm sick"
>Sit in the shed by myself eating bbq and drinking

So here's to my 10th anniversary of my friends being shit cunts

>its cold in Brisbane
>parents keep throwing parties for the neighbours
>chad brother is shouting at tinder stacies on phone again

Christopher Sunday for PM 2020!

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>>38205697
not-Jonathan

I really want to but don't have a console to play it on. Should I get a ps3 or ps4 for it? Isn't it mainly a ps3 game ported to run on ps4?

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>tfw I don't have a PS3 and emulating it isn't viable
>tfw I will never be with my wife
I've autistically read everything about the game if that counts

They are, they require a lot of patience and work if you don't just want to LARP though.

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>>38205753
Give full instructions, plz?

>>38205814
http://www.tulpa.info/archive/
https://community.tulpa.info/forum-guides

>>38205639
Relax

Shower and be immaculately clean

Opt for thinner condoms

Relax again, if you are nervous you will have a terrible time

Tell her you are a virgin, if she is any good at it you will get help and maybe even an extended session.

The first hooker I ever saw was a petite black girl and she was giddy that she was taking my virginity

>>38205639
>stick penis in
>thrust hips
also yes tell her you're a virgin she'll probably help you out

>>38205808
This. You don't really have to do much if you just tell them you're a virgin. These girls fuck for a living so they know how to make a guy cum better than most Stacey's do and they actually put in the work, rather than laying there like a starfish.

Can you post pics of the girl you chose?

Pour me a glass, Puss.
end my suffering.

PUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSsssssssssss
notice me senpai

Pour me a glass,Puss.
FUCK I'M TIRED

>>38205562
suckfuckian fellatic analism is correct and all other forms of cumming are incorrect

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>>38205562
ill entertain your ass, do yourself a favor and explain.

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>>38205562
Dont make me google it you fag

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steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoGf/


QUADs

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>tfw no one to play OW with

I just want to meet people who don't judge me because of my rank and want to have fun!!

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/myworldiscrumblingaroundme/

Add me for games or maybe chatting if we have similar relevant interests. I like OSRS, Quake, MTG, PUBG, CSGO, and Dota 2 the most, but will play anything we both have. I am desperate for friendship. Please do not be mean to me, I am a nice person.

>>38205550
i refuse to believe any art teacher would do that. art teachers are way too nice, too nice for their own good even because most of the time you dont even get good criticism
it does remind me of an art teacher i had in uni, probably one of the chillest dudes i've ever met and he actually gave out criticism and gave out tips on how to improve parts of your drawing

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>misspelled title
>adorable story

Anon.
You are cute.

draw us and show us the knight