Can we have a comfy feels thread please?
Because I care about you and how your life is I guess...
>>37597356
Life is going good right now. Just winding down after a pretty busy day. Kind of rainy outside, have the window open. What's a comfy show I should watch?
clean you room you disgusting degenerates
In bed being a mobilefag, but these sheets are nice desu
I had some door to door charity people visit today, damn those guys are persistent.
i don't need any help feeling like a piece of shit.
anyone else bothered by them?
Just be as apathetic and sad as possible. Make it more awkward for them.
If you're lucky you won't even have to pretend, you'll already be sad and awkward.
>>37597281
They're awful people working for awful charities. Don't feel bad.
>>37597320
I was sad and stuff, they still glared at me with hatred. The were friendly enough, but you could feel the underlying "you piece of shit" that they were feeling. Telling me about how all these kids are blind and i could easily help. I told them i was unemployed and one of them said "well we certainly don't want you to go broke". its not even the money, i just don't want to be getting emails and phone calls and stuff.
>beta autist in High School
>manage to un-retard myself a bit after graduating
>Manage to get numbers, dates, etc. fairly regularly
>Can't get over the fact that none of the women I'm attracting are virgins
I don't know how to deal with these feels anons. Just thinking about a girl's past tends to sour any moment I spend with them. The worst part is that I can't even be asked to sleep with them at this point.
Why are modern women so trash? Is there no hope?
>>37597262
No.
The west is dead. Long live the west.
>>37597262
get a waifu because it doesn't look like anythings being done to stop women sleeping around
>>37597262
glad you're going with the mentality that not a virgin = stay away.
the less fucking whores in this world the better
are any girls actually into BBC or is it a guy meme
of course
but Sherlock went shit with the last season
Dr Who is stil great
Personally I'm into BBC when it's between black men and white women in porn but I would never sleep with a black man myself.
>>37597216
why are you into that specifically then?
What are my ausbots doing tonight? Right now chad is getting ready for a night of partying and getting laid
Getting drunk alone while I should be studying for my exam on Monday. But I'm watching anime instead.
Sounds ok right? Except I'm fucking 37 and I'm still doing this shit. I downloaded all the SNES roms and ordered a SNES USB controller off ebay and I'm planning a Chronotrigger run within the next week.
>>37597218
Wish I had a /brobot/ I could get drunk with, being lonely sucks desu
3171 here
>>37597178
Being sad over my oneitis breaking up with me even though it was 3 weeks ago.
Gonna transfer colleges to my old one and get an apartment so i'm not living with my parents in the middle of nowhere, might help me not be so depressed.
Maybe ill be able to get back with her. I don't know, I hate life.
hey, robots, 24 year old virgin here
I meet this girl at a game store and we been hanging out and shit, talking about lots of things, we seem to get along very well.
here's the problem, when I asked how many guys she's been with, she said 10, and I am sure she has had sex with almost all of them.
she also hangs out with I think 3 of her ex's, because she wants to be friends with all of them.
I think i know the answer, but you think she is worth my time? or should i try and find a virgin like me?
>>37597155
Pump and dump at most anon
You're almost certainly not going to find a virgin like you, but this girl probably isn't the one.
>>37597155
A girl who regularly hangs out with her exes is always bad news, it doesn't matter how many guys she has slept with.
On today's episode of: Riker
Riker hangs himself
The end
>>37597152
Riker: RED ALERT Viewscreen on. Ladies, I'd like a viewscreen into your pants later on, if you know what I mean.
>>37597179
Riker: I don't know what this is...I swear.
>started my concerta medication today
>took the pill literally 20 minutes ago
>tfw nervously waiting for it to kick in
I'm shaking like hell and that's surely because I'm so fucking nervous and anxious about the results. Anyone else here use ADHD medication?
Concerta is crap, the worst of ADHD meds.
t. Stimulant user
You probably won't feel anything, I have to take five ritalin to feel it.
>>37597118
It's actually great, if you desolve it under your tounge and then chew it up and wash it down with a coffee, enjoy your nice cozy strong and lasting focus
>He doesn't use his blanket as masturbation aid/jizz rag
Such plebians.
>His bed isn't a crusty nest of soiled sheets and used tissues
>He doesn't have a cum jar in his NEET lair
Phhh.
>>37597025
I just cum on my shirts desu, all my shirts have probably been cummed on dozens of times by now
Write a letter to someone who may or may not ever read it. Include initials (if desired).
Dear OP,
You're so fucking ugly holy shit
Dear K
I miss you all the time
>>37597040
How do you know what I look like?
First step:
Make compliments without exaggerating:
>Stacy your dress looks good!
>Hey anon, looking good! Nice pants!
Step two, always, and I mean ALWAYS held your head high, like you're some sort of Greek, fierce warrior.
Autist will be mad at you because you're not staring at the ground, but LOOK at everyone in the eyes and NEVER look at your feet
Third step
Work out, it gives you dopamine and a good frame
Last step: Be yourself
This means being spontaneous, speaking your mind, not "trying too hard", follow your passions, and people will flock to you.
Thanks for your attention, you all are beautiful, cheers!
>>37596914
just read the actual guide faggot
selfstairway.com/wp-content/uploads/First-Impressions.pdf
>>37596914
Kek no. Trash guide, absolutely worthless.
The key to being charismatic is to be yourself. What you're describing is some beta suck-up shit.
>>37596914
t. wannabe norman
/dropout/ thread
I have maybe a month where i can get my diploma, otherwise it's a GED for me. even then its a stretch. been a while since my class graduated but a few strings were pulled.
any robots have a GED? any robots have nothing at all? general discussion
bump
also feel free to share reasons for dropping out
im working on my master thesis, my partner and best friend lied so he wouldnt need to to do the last additions on it. fuck him.
>>37596893
I got mine a few weeks ago, applied to a college and their admissions deadline is at the end of this month. GED is super easy, I haven't taken a high school math class beyond geometry (and failed all of them) but still earned a 55% on the GED math.
What you'll need to do is take the SAT / ACT and hope to god your language / English skills can counterballast your math. My SAT scores come in in 3 days so wish me luck robots. If I don't make it in to this one I'm going to community college with the failed normies and college rejects like myself
>get FL studio
>have no idea what to do
>uninstall it
Yet another thing in life I fail at
i make decent trap beats ill help you out fellow bot
>>37596878
reinstall, go to /prod/ on /mu/, check out the tutorials in the OP, and actually give this a shot. you can do it, anon!
>>37596878
Why don't you buy an acoustic instrument this time? Or a hardsynth?
hey robots, what are you doing?
> listening music
> playing OSRS; pest control minigame
> smoking weed
feels good to be alive sometimes.
>doing coke
>listening to a movie instead of watching it
>dicking around on omegle
>smoking weed
>>37596806
>liking pest control
You must have severe autism
>>37596864
i never said i like PC, i'm going for the elite void robes.
FAGGOT.
How do l get a house like this?
>>37596778
Start sucking dicc boi
>>37596778
talk to a construction company
take out a loan
buy a ladder and a couple bottles of windex to clean all that fucking glass, also a broom to sweep the bird nests off of that ledge
Can buy/rent houses like that on Craig's list or build it yourself/hire someone. Also gotta keep local tax shit, water stuff in mind as some have plumbing. This looks like a cool property to make and after just rent out to other people so you can make some cash. Comfy.