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>>35997289
rip

original i swear

use hulu

>what is crunchyroll
You can have this.
http://www.crunchyroll.com/guest_pass?code=ZMDGMHFQY4T

>>35997270

>missed an opportunity

>Wut did I do?

U dun goofed boi.

>>35997270
Men will wait for women but women won't wait for men. She moved on quicker than you could build up the courage to make a move.

>>35997330
What opportunity did I miss tho? I asked if she was around

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sleep like 50 hours

orig

become a lion

You can exist as practically unliving

>>35997199
>that skirt
>collar
>septum piercing
D A D D Y
I S S U E S

>>35997199
>girl

more like
D A D D Y
S I S S U E S

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fatbros are unstoppable

I don't get these posts.

yo nigga lets play some mofkn gundam

>>35997189
Why are nigs such weebs?

That is the worst thing. Stop being a romantic little normie and learn the joys of life without love and romance.

I can think of a few worse things, like being a quadraplegic or being an insufferable, self-pitying complaine who blames the world for his problems.

Time to go out making Ghengis Khan look like a little bitch

im in a geoinformatics masters program in germany

most of the class are pajeets with arranged marriages

the rest are frumpy-dumpy nerds

im a twig (5'11 @ 155 pounds) and somehow im easily the chaddest of all. too bad this fucking city is a total sausage fest due to all the engineering schools

>>35997079
>pajeets
poo in loo an also be chads

>>35998136
hahahahhahahahaha

no they can't

they're a race of ugly fat smelly people with the smallest dicks in the world

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>double vagina

that's gay as fuck. you're literally sliding your dicks against one another, and getting stimulated more by that than the actual vagina

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No but it is one of my biggest fantasies. I want to be the guy in her ass while someone else fucks her pussy. To really round out this fantasy I'd have a girl licking my ass while I do it. Something like this clip except it wouldn't be a nigger in there with me.

>>35997078
This.

It's really gay. Just because you're rubbing dicks inside a vagina, doesn't mean it's not gay. After all, you're still rubbing dicks.

Also, no. What the fuck robot would get into a dp situation?

>>35997018
>If quality of life could be measured it would be measured by looking at how many pleasure chemicals have been flowing through your brain throughout your lifetime.
ah, to be 16 once over.

>>35997018
>If quality of life could be measured it would be measured by looking at how many pleasure chemicals have been flowing through your brain throughout your lifetime
So the people with the highest quality of life to ever exist in history are crack addicts that lived getting high on it 24/7 in some hole until they died. Bad logic nigga.

>>35997018

That's what I do. I disregard any and all negative thoughts notions and ideas if they make me feel bad


I do drugs all day and all night and i'm having a blast

When do I get the succ?

>>35996981
>imgur filename
Go back

>>35996981
Why do some people find this body type attractive
This woman has the body of a 12 year old

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No, back to africa with you.

>>35996888
yes i would indeed do that

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>he doesn't like delicious chocolate mommy nipples
How gay can you get t.b.p.h

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>>35996877
looks like it's in your hands now. catch that bug senpai

>>35996877
Call him up and play a moonman song until he hangs up.
I recommend "Killing Niggers"

>>35996877
what is that even advertising?

>>35996874

A city? You'd have to be fucking stupid to say otherwise.

>implying you can't just ask someone for directions
>implying you can't go to the police for help
>implying you can't stay at a homeless shelter for free
>implying you can't find plenty of places to eat for free

Whereas in a forest, you're entirely limited by your own knowledge of the outdoors as well as the resources which may or may not be in abundance. The average person probably couldn't survive very long in the wilderness.

>>35996874
Thats a holoclause memorial

>>35996874
forest for me. a true test of the elements, if i come out alive i'll be a better man, if i don't then at least i can die in a spectacular way.
city sounds way too easy and uninteresting, i wanna build my own shelter, make spears to hunt wildlife so i can stay functioning etc

>>35996862
Sorry for you anon have a you

yea I don't get it
>they all call themselves robots
>constantly bitch about oneitis and how nice and caring they are but they never got a chance to be in love and hold hands and shit

>>35996921
Most robots are Normies, mostly Normies on here

>>35996853
This is the one drug besides DMT thay I havent done. Friends did it once. Its the same class as ketamine from what I heard its more of body dissociative than a head one. They said they could run really fast, they were skateboarding and said it didnt hurt when they fell.

>>35996853
>Have you ever smoked PCP?
No, I like not having holes in my brain.
I'll stick to opiates.

>>35997809
Opiates rewire your brain dude. So long as your not getting sick they are pretty harmless, but long term use will take awhile to undo