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TFW work retail near the beach.

I literally see lolis in thongs all day with their parents
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quit your job. use your time to be NEET. the wage isn't worth the slavery
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>>37985865
Seriously consider offing yourself.
Lolis are ok in anime form, but don't translate to real life; keep your fantasies in check.
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>>37985929

I'm just a cashier, I have to look at and say hi to everyone

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Boys keep saying life is easy for women but it all comes with consequences that outweigh anything you could experience

We may be able to get a high paying job just by being attractive but that means we have to deal with co-workers who constantly stare & flirt with us and it's stressful.

We may be able to get a boyfriend easily but that makes it just that much harder to find someone who is worth being around. If every guy is into me, I can't find out which one's are genuine or just using me. It also makes it hard when I'm dating to just find guys who want to be my FRIEND and not fuck me.

I could go on but you get the idea.
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>>37985780
Memes aside I'd say this is a pretty fair view of things.
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>>37985780
Okay, now imagine that same thing except without ANY of the positives, and then you know what a male's life is like.
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B-but you'll have infinite access to Chad! Emotional connections are just a meme!
Normie get out, REEEEEEEE
Fetch the acid!

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>"Anon, wanna smoke a bowl?"
Greentext how the rest of the conversation goes
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>>37985712
>yes
>but mix some dope in with it
>this is some good fucking dope
>this feels nice
>I'm high as fuck
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>"fuck no you degenerate roastie I don't smoke illegal drugs"
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No.

Any other comment is not required.

Just no.

>have very bizarre fears as a little child and specific interests i repeat ad nauseum
>get diagnosed with aspergers
>teachers insist I need meds in school
>mother refuses
>doesn't tell me I have aspergers after diagnosis
>scolds me Every time I act weird and daydream talking to myself even though she knows I can't help it and give me medication to help it
>NO treatment except for a few group behavioral classes with other kids with symptoms much worse than mine.
>NO more treatment after 6th grade when I moved.
>finally found about my aspergers when I told my mom that my brother called me a sperg my sophomore year of high school and pretty much told me he was right in his observation about me
>don't think much of it
>excel in school but don't know how to do much else
>do well in college
>senior year i crash and burn
>she is scolding me like before to get my life together
>i do and get a job related to my degree
>still feel broken and afraid all the time
>decide I need help and search out for it
>my search for help lead me to the Crisis Center where they suspect they tell me to my face I need meds and that i have crippling ADHD
>send me on my way with phone numbers to local psychiatrists
>tell my dad about this
>mom hears this and says it is the things that I am eating that is disrupting my fragile brain chemistry

She knew I had a problem and just scolded me to perform without giving me the treatment I needed and acted surprises when I crumbled. Why does she do this to me?
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Make her life hell for having you
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Your mom's a neurotic bitch and can't deal with her baby making factory shitting out defective product.
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>>37985692

I don't want to make life hell for her anon. I want her to admit that she was wrong. She was wrong with how she handled me. If she can't help it I want her to seek help for it too.

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It is impossible to be confident
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What the hell does "confidence" even mean?
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>>37985680
>>37985624
Gotta act like you have a plan or know what you're doing, know what your going to say, or you're sure of your self with things you say.
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>>37985680
it means being ignorant or contemptuous of the ten thousand destructive repercussions of every selfish act

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This triggers the white male.
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>>37985607
you mean asian male? pretty sure that's an asian
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>>37985607
Firstly, why would a white woman having sex in a loving relationship with anyone of any race trigger me? Secondly, that's an asian woman, and thirdly, if anything triggered me, it'd be having degenerate sex in front of a camera.
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Why yes, she is Asian.

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How do you feel when you see happy couples?
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>>37985559
how am I supposed to know that she's not cheating on him?
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Inferior. On a very primal and deep level too. It's a reminder of my status as an evolutionary failure.
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I wish they would perish

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it's time
>local paper runs a story about how 4 in 10 young adults in my area live with parents
>as expected, comments section is filled with self-righteous boomers
>one of them talks about how his grandfather was able to support 3 kids with his job on a middle school education because he had "work ethic" unlike millennials today

anyone else just LOVE getting shit on by people who collect social security checks that won't exist by the time you get old?
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>>37985439
*spends all of your inheritance flying around the world and cannot afford to live anymore without moving in with you*
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>>37986007
See the world, Anon! YOLO, right? :^)
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I'm so glad my parents are foreigners and weren't dumb hippie boomers who can't figure out basic life skills or courtesies due to being spoiled.

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what do I do boys, I stepped outside my normal boundaries today and messaged this girl from my driving lesson classes (yes I'm 18+, nordic country)

>first driving lesson
>me, her, other dude
>she starts smalltalking
>practically ignores the other dude
>talk to her, holy fuck we have a lot in common, both humans, both stiduomg biotech, its going well
>meet her at supermarket, shes a cashier apparently
>she stops me at the counter and starts asking me about when my first real-road driving lesson is
>I manage to not spill my spaghetti
>ask her when hers is
>it was yesterday
>decide "ok lets add her on facebook and ask her how it went"
>we have exchanged a total of 5 messages with the last three being

her: it went well, I managed to fuck the clutch up at a traffic light stop though
me: yeah there really is a lot of stuff you gotta keep track of at once
her: Yeah there really is :P

went to bed at that point, conversation is now dead lmao. i wanna die.
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this is nothing. dont worry about it lol youre practically in her pussy already.
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do you guys ever have that where youre afraid to go on facebook because there's the odd chance you may click the chat window and trigger a "Seen"?
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>>37985399
literally just ask her a question, and keep it simple, bitches love talking about themselves.

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Finding out that Jap chicks are even bigger sluts than western chicks unironically ruined anime for me.
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Anime girls are 2d, not 3dpd, baka.
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>>37985377
checked, but otr, could you not do this to me rn?
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>>37985377
That's almost certainly not true.

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Hi, it's Sophie, but you can call me Soph.

How are you boys doing today?
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I hope you are a dedicated avatar poster and you become more popular than the connie-poster and you end up driving that dude crazy because you get more attention
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>>37985361
Didn't your face off get melted off by a vat of acid?
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>>37985407
Whether I'm popular or have attention or not isn't priority or a concern of mine. I welcome all who feel they should be here, dummy. Hope whatever you want though, it makes no difference to me.

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i hate myself. i hate living. i hate breathing. every breath i take is too much. it's getting harder to keep going. but i have to keep going. i don't have to keep going. but i'll keep going anyways. i'll keep going anyways.

but whY? why should i even try? what's the point of going on when i know it will only end in sadness, despair, and loneliness?

everything i try doesn't work. distractions aren't enough for me. people aren't enough for me. i hate it. i hate it all. i hate my existence. i hate other people's existence. i hate the universe's existence. we would all be better off if nothing existed.

i hate that i can't love anyone. i can like them. i can feel for them. i can empathize with them. but i can't love them. i wouldn't die for any of these people. i wouldn't hesitate to kill any of these people. so why do i like them so much? why can't i bear to see them suffer while they're alive?

because of my head. it's all in my head. these feelings, these emotions. it's all just my mind. it's all in my head. it's all in my head.

i want someone else to suffer with me. i want someone else to hate the world with. i want someone else who knows what it's like to be trapped in their own head for their entire life. i want someone else to lie on the floor and feel like garbage with.
but i'll never have that person. maybe they exist. maybe they don't. but i'll never meet them. i'll just rot away, giving no one a chance and observing life as it goes on without me, like i always have. like a coward.

i'm just a coward. that's all i am. i don't want to try, because i'm scared. i'm scared it won't work. i'm scared i won't get what i want. i'm scared i'll never get better.

i'm scared. i'm so scared.
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>>37985341
you should like, get a pet, maybe a dog
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>>37985341
you sound like you need a break.
a little dope with weed will have you relaxing
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>>37985341
Where do you live, OP?

I feel as you feel, word for word. Nobody else can honestly say this.

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>be NEET for 3 years
>parents force me to get a job
>actually get one
>it starts in a week

How the fuck do you talk to normies? I haven't communicated with them in so long. I'm so nervous I'm going to throw up.
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Just kill yourself before you have to go.

That way you'll die a pure NEET's death.
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Get this concept of "normies" out of your head. They are not a different species.
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I don't know but I have to go get a job soon or the fun is going to be all over because I only have like ~450 dollars to my name and you can't get high with no money so that is no good

I might go apply at the post office kek. that seems like a job a robot would have right?

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Why don't you get a lobotomy?
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>>37985251
Interesting question, I don't know how fucked up you have to be in order to get a lobotomy in this country
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id rather be a depressed autist than a literal and figurative retard

>>37985273
pretty sure its illegal now my man
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>>37985251
I had a dream I got a lobotomy once at college before I dropped out

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Are we a subculture, robots?

If so, how would you describe it?
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A bathhouse for the ill, the wretched and the unwanted.
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unquarantined, jesus-proofed, leper colony
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A safe-house for the forgotten.

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