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>tfw I turned down a 8/10 girl today

>be on a dating site and be a 5/10 at best
>not really getting much attention
>hot girl views my profile
>three days later she messages me
>message for a few days, great chemistry
>she's travelled, studies medicine and funny
>eventually asks me if I'm going to ask her out
>give excuse and say I'm not feeling it
>she graciously accepts and that was that

By all means I think she was the perfect girl, and if I tried, I'm certain we could've made it work.
But I don't know. At the same time I wouldn't know what to do with a girl so far out of my league... I just wouldn't...

Have you ever turned down a girl, /r9k/?
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Yes, I've turned down a few girls. A couple of them were pretty attractive too. I feel no desire to entertain the whims of whores though.
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>>36391135
You know you don't have to marry the girl you date, right?
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>>36391135
No, you fucking normalshitter.

Anyway, that girl would most likely have been fake. Some guy was running a fake account to see what they could get out of desperate dating site guys. Or maybe it was really good bot.

how do i use my pussy to destroy men? i want to be a real life succubus and take guys down one by one.

pic unrelated
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>>36391110
First you start by taking /r9k/'s virginities.
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Tutorial round: start by destroying a low-level male .
*clears throat*
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>>36391145
i already have done that.

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>tfw Indian
>tfw 5'6 manlet in a white country where the average girl is 5'6
what should i do?

i hear all the time the meme of 'WHITE GIRLS LOVE BROWN GUYS'
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It is just a meme
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by brown guys they mean spics like enrique
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i live in canada im native american and im 26 and only 5'6 yeah its suck shit

when will we learn manlets?

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i want to be a cute succubus (male) desu
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there's a board for that, disgusting faggot. even better, consider tumblr.
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>>36391035
Good.
The go back to >>>/lgbt/,you fucking cock-sucking faggot.
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>>36391035
I've been seeing alot of girls (male) wearing these shirts recently, what did they mean by this?

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>blackGF's - started around 2004
>Blacked - started around 2014

Why are whitebois so mad? If anyone has the right to be mad its blackbots
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>>36391019
I see...

ori
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>>36391019
I'd eat her ass
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>>36392168
Nobody ate any ass like 5 years ago you kids dont realize what is happening to you your being brainwashed

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>6'0"
>8-inch dick
>handsome
>no gf
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>6'4"
>7.5-inch dick
>handsome
>no gf
I feel you man :(
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"handsome" sounds pretty subjective
pic pls
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>>36390987
>>6'1"
>>7.1 inch dick
>>handsome as fuck
>> hot great gf

Seems what you need to do is shrink your dick a little and grow just a liiittle bit taller

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>tfw the pure absurdity of life hits you
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>>36390983
c l a s s i c
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>>36390983
no I'll just keep drinking and stay ahead of it just a little bit longer

captcha: oasis uniting

cryptic.
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It's not absurd it all makes actual perfect sense.
This is the scariest thing of all.

AARON HERNANDEZ KILLED HIMSELF

He was basically a Chad. He was a criminal though with life in prison. He's so good looking. FUCK.
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He's ugly tho. You have some shit taste or you have similar bad facial features
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>>36390861
Why doesn't everyone with life in prison kill themselves? I don't mean that in a mean way. But for what purpose do they continue living?
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>>36390900
You know not everyone is a materialist???

You know some people believe in GOD???

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I'm here to dispel the meme that MGSV has excellent gameplay.

>Mother Base is not a good unlock system because most of the unlocks are redundant and uninteresting until you get to the shitty endgame that nobody likes. Mother Base worked better in Peace Walker because that game emphasized boss fights which RPG-lite weapon development was necessary for. It's also annoying as fuck because early in the game you can never get enough fuel for base expansion and shit, and it can take days or weeks irl to develop good equipment.

>Guards always tell you exactly where things are for some reason, and it's too easy to interrogate a guard wandering around on the outskirts of a base, so infiltrating a base is always the same. You get there, interrogate a guard, and then go straight for your objective. Contrast this with Ground Zeroes which has a tape that asks you to make connections between the sounds you're listening to and the environment so that you can follow in someone's footsteps.

>Guards have sight distance that's way too low, so recon doesn't matter because you can just crawl around everywhere as long as you keep 20 meters away from everyone. It's unchallenging, it makes infiltration less interesting and it makes choosing how to approach a base unimportant, which is the entire point of going open-world. It also makes the weather system and time of day even more irrelevant.

>Making your way around the map is not interesting and it's at odds with the stealth gameplay because you want to get there as fast as possible but that means exposing yourself because you're driving around and shit. If you go to the ACC and deploy it takes like a million years.

Interface is fucking awful. What the fuck were they thinking with the vocal cord parasite outbreak? You can't even sort by language so it can legitimately take 20-30 minutes of sorting.

I'm sick of writing this post but you get the idea. Gameplay isn't bad, but it isn't great. It's just "good."
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fuck wrong board bros
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Isn't there a board for video games? It's blue as well how can you get it confused with nsfw
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>>36390769
Top kek, nice try Anon.

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Where do I find qt grills who wiII smoke weed, watch anime, and play vidya with me?
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>>36390742
ive got one but im a chad

are you a chad
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>>36390742
>>>/soc/
original post
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I don't think they really exist

To find one would be the equivalent of finding a unicorn in the woods.

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How does such a young girl get so sexually peverted?
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>>36390718
Probably was raised in a household where her parents allowed her to run around in her underwear.
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>>36390718
I was much, much more sexually deranged at 4

Some instincts are natural
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Rape isn't perverted. Rape is natural. All women deep down want to be raped.

It's society that doesn't want rape, not women. Rape is disruptive in a society primarily because it breaks the 1man1woman role where women were property.

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Guys, I think I am evil.
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>>36390688
>posting just a screen
>normie probably trying to show off how "edgy and narcissic so dark he is"

Kill yourself fucking normie scum unable to post a link
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>>36390784
>unable to post a link
http://www.celebritytypes.com/dark-triad/test.php

There you go.
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>>36390784
>calls someone else edgy
>then proceeds to tell them to kill themselves
Topkek that's ironic

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What is a robot's favorite kind of cheese?

BRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>brie for solo cheese and crunchy things
>swiss for sandwiches
>parmesan for pasta and salads
>merica "cheese" on burgers and grilled cheese

I like cheese
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You're actually not wrong
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goddammit dude, ok here we go


what's a robot's least favorite code of conduct?

CHIVALREEEEEEEEEEEE

>join a discord
>bot makes a huge welcoming post
>anxiety kicks in
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It's just a robot like you get over it
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>>36390574
but everyone sees it and expects me to say something
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>>36390563
feQ29rC
This one is /comfy/ for anyone who doesn't like the fuss.

Just put the normal web address in cause r9k filter thinks the link is spam

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Stop hitting the snooze button, wagecuck. You'll end up late for work again.

Another day, another dollar.
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>>36390555
This thread now has one reply.
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>>36390555
The good news is that I won't be with my job anymore, soon. They don't know that though and have made me a bit indisposable.
So that should be fun to watch resolve in a couple months.
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>>36390555
the wagies are getting ready for work right now

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