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>the god of abrahamic scriptures says everything was written before creation and his word is law
>we still somehow have libertarian free-will and are sent either to hellfire or heaven depending on what we do during the course of our lives
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>>35588051
>splitting hairs in a story made to give people hope 2000 years ago
you can do better than that OP
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>>35588051
Holy fuck, I have this exact same problem with religion.
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>taking a retarded jew religion seriously
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Females can't have authentic fetishes 2017-03-17 10:48:33 Post No.35587931
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Females can't have authentic fetishes
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2017-03-17 10:48:33
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Girls get their "fetishes" based on what old boyfriends made them do.
If you indulge a females fetishes you are a de-facto cuck because you are recreating the sex life of her ex. YOU should be making her do the things you like, not the other way around.
This is a public service announcement.
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>>35587931
>Girls get their "fetishes" based on what old boyfriends made them do.
mostly wrong
they get most of their fetishes from their dad.
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Well adjusted people just enjoy normal sex. If she wants to do anything beyond that she has a mental disorder.
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>>35587959
Majority of girls nowadays don't have a father figure it's all single moms. So they get them based on the media and past boyfriends.
You're a cuck.
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Anyone in North Central Illinois into belly gfs(male)?
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that just means you're obese doesn't it
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>>35587952
Yes, the attached picture is a close likeness. In fact, I wish I looked as good as Shrek.
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Post pic, anon.
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Going to a normie party next week. This is my first time going to a real one.
Any advice? How do I get my dick sucked?
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>>35587912
Fuck all if we know.
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Surprise everyone at the party by unexpectedly pulling it out and yell "WHICH ONE OF YOU BITCHES WANTS TO SUCK MY DICK"
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suck it yourself
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>women literally love penis
>it's 2017 and women are the biggest sluts of all time
>it's easier than ever to get sex
>you're supposedly "good looking"
>still can't get laid with more than one chubby below average girl
I want off this ride
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>>35587891
I wish I was on that ride.
I wouldn't mind a girl giving me a never-ending ride.
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>>35587891
I don't think you understand how female sexuality and hypergamy works. There is certainly alot of fucking going on but it's not evenly distributed. The only system with more skewed distribution than the current western one is old school harems .
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>>35588201
I understand how it works
That's why I fucking want off this ride
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I just came inside a pussy without a condom on
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>>35587879
Hopefully, one day, you won't need to bribe a mortician or a prostitute to have such common feels.
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>>35587879
You basically fucked yourself.
Good luck with the kid anon
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>>35587879
Damn, that's impressive.
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Thoughts on lab grown chicken tendies /pol/? You will now be able to get your tendie filling without murdering those poor chickies.
https://www.technologyreview.com/s/603862/say-hello-to-finger-lickin-lab-grown-chicken/
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>>35587850
>/pol/
fuck you
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>>35587850
>r9k: great, live on lil' chickos
>pol: THE JOOZ ARE TRYING TO EMASCULATE US THEY'RE TURNING THE FRIGGEN FROGS GAY
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>Given the right conditions, a few cells could turn into billions of chicken strips.
Sounds like it could be an efficient way to create food.
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>when her face contorts as she looks your way
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>>35587827
not with that robust alpha male chin.
It's sad, upper eyelid exposure and a few mm's too narrow jaw and cheekbones killed this man.
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>>35587827
Ugly robot thread part 2?
>tfw my own reflection makes me sick
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>>35587841
The nail in the coffin was the bloated nose
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How big or small are your dicks, robots? Humble braggers need not apply.
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5.5in but it's kinda cute.
I'm more of a /boipucci/ lad
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About 7.5
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>>35587764
Above 16 cm but below 17 cm. I wish it was only 9 cm though.
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Which country should have the next genocide and why is it India?
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Wow, Pajeet must be taking some laxatives if he's smooth enough to be cucking you right now.
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Sweden obviously
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>>35587748
Nah Indians are alright, but the pakis on the other hand...
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I used to browse and post in /r9k/ until you robots got butthurt that i was a "normie". So i've left you alone and pretended this board didn't exist for several months now. My intention was to let you have your space and hopefully that would improve your robot experience.
Did it work, /r9k/?
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>>35587738
I can't stand looking at that ugly underaged looking slut.
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>>35587738
>So i've left you alone and pretended this board didn't exist for several months now
we need more data, please continue the experiment. try like 30 years.
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>>35587746
I don't like her either, but i know she's pretty popular. I figured on average, she'd be a good pic to use. pic related is more my taste
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Should I come out to my parents as a heteroromantic sapiosexual?
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Do you have a place to stay if they don't take it well and kick you out?
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>>35587571
no. instead you should kill yourself and as your suicide note, print a screen shot of this thread. would be deep as shit, and justified, as you clearly need to kill yourself faggot.
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Help me anons. Is this bait?
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I feel like a robot in a normie body, what am i ?
>18
>3 real friends
>never have a gf
>never have sex since my 1st time when i was 14
>failure for my parents because i cant get a school or a job
>got rejected by my crush Who is also a robot
Is that gonna be worse in the future ?
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>>35587529
You're a fuckboy, man. You type like you have a heavy case of the 'tisms too. Come home, fuckboy.
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>had sex when he was 14
>Has 3 friends
Fuck off, norman
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>>35587582
I want to be a fuckboy but i cant even talk to a women without shakin
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I just sucked my first dick
AMA
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>>35587464
Spit or swallow? How big was it? Did you cum too?
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>>35587512
>spit or swallow
swallowed most, some of it got on my face
>was it big
nah, maybe slightly below average
>did you cum
no.
imma going to try again.
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>>35587527
Sounds nice, have fun next time.
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Telegram group thread! 2017-03-17 09:57:39 Post No.35587431
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INTRODUCING TELEGRAM GROUP THREADS
https://t.me/joinchat/AAAAAD9rzoWjaZn8_Djn_Q
>What?
Long story short, telegram is a open source messagging app that only cares about the security of the users. Everything is encrypted. For autist, it's basically a better version of WhatsApp.
>Why?
Steam thread sucks
I've seen a good number of 4chin realted groups there with a fuckton of members, it's more than worth a shot.
>How do i install telegram?
It's on Android, IOs, mac, win, Linux, your toaster, telegram runs anywhere.
If you have troubles installing the app, use fucking www.google.com
>Muh phone number?
Yes, you have to put your phone number to make an account.
Noone can see it anyway, you're safe baka.
>Where's the group?
Click HERE
https://t.me/joinchat/AAAAAD9rzoWjaZn8_Djn_Q
//I'll be a faulire, but i still got hope in anon.
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Shameless self bumperoni
I guess i posted without considering the time zone
Still believe in anon
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Shameless self bump number 2
Some people joined, get it
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In* fuck sake ahhh
Third shameless self bump