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They exist. A friend of mine from elementary school. I talk to her on Facebook, occasionally - fucked in the head in a sad way. She's currently a NEET. I thought fujoshis were a meme before I started talking to her. Also she's Japanese so it just writes itself.

Hikkis dont like other hikkis much, I think.

>>38427733

But the difference between neets and hikkis is that neets go outside sometimes not much though and hikkis don't go out unless it's an emergency.

>>38427783
Why do you want a hikki gf?

I'm pretty sure I'm just going to be here forever.

>>38427625
What do you mean by glory days?
Do you mean back when 4chan was trhe source of most memes when they use to be created naturally instantaneously in threads instead of memes being mass-producedby literally every cunt everywhere?

>>38427625
I remember being like 13 and my friends and i from aircraft 3 posting our dicks on /b/ for no reason..

Weird times.

Are you a robot? If not leave.

girls can't be robots

>>38427582
it's just a fetish bro. plenty of feminists have rape fantasies

>>38427608
But is it true it is a relationship ender 99% of the time?

No.

Great place to visit, shit place to live.

Unless you are fluent, you will have a hard time. I lived there for ten years and I can say I miss every second of it. What are you going for?

>>38427520
This. Why the fuck would you want to move to Japan?

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>>38427504
Aspiefeels thread?
>Majority of male aspies have an incredibly hard time with women
>The female ones have no trouble whatsoever finding a guy
>That guy will also put up with all her spergness
>Meanwhile, the males would have to contain all of it

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>>38427699
>be diagnosed with asperger's
>watch a documentary about aspies
>they're all super weird and awkward
>don't think about myself like that
>suddenly realize I might actually be exactly like that and I just lack the self-awareness

>>38427899
>try to get library card
>have panic attack before i walk into the building
>cant chance if they will need to check my balls or god help me my blood pressure for the card

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>>38427500
"Did you remember to speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, maintain eye contact, and hand him your resume. That's all there is to it, Champ. If one place doesn't hire you, I could always drive you somewhere else. What've you got to lose?"

>>38427519
Fuck you. Dad why don't you get a job.

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>>38427537
"Champ, you could either sit there and blame other people for your own problems, or you can man up and solve them yourself. And that involves showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and handing him your resume. Four simple steps, Champ. I didn't raise a quitter."

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>>38427485
do or not do, there is no try.

>>38427514
fuck off
originssssssssss

>>38427514
Well, there is definitely a try, if you argue there's not, then I'd argue there's no do, or do not, or anything

>>38427525
Yes, this

>Never look in someones direction unless they're shorter than me because I don't want a tall person to acknowledge me and try to strike up a conversation
I fucking hate being a manlet.

>lower lip looks to big
>pretty sure my already giant nose is asymmetrical
>red hair (guy)
>shitty teeth
>skeleton

I hope gingers get genocided, fuck this shit.

>Acne
>Acne scars
>mild rosacia
>skinnyfat
>balding
>sound of voice
>lack of life experiences
>ED
>shrinkage
>teeth size

>>38427453
>still holding the party after not getting any rsvp

that pic is so fucking great, it shows the cruelty of society together with the incompetence of her parents creating living hell on earth for an already helpless person.
It's like a scene from a movie, too unreal to be happening in real life.
I bet they brought her chips and dip after taking that photo and dragged the party out for at least 2 more hours.

Humanity needs to get fucking nuked off this planet.

>>38427453
Is Hailee the one on thr right because if so she's qt.

>tfw no abusive girlfriend

I'm sorry OP. Take solace in the fact that you're still a faggot.

>>38427454
I wouldn't romanticize it anon. It's not fun. She wouldn't have sex with me. She'd constantly make me feel like I was a disgusting pervert if I tried anything. She wouldnt even make out with me. This went on for 6 years, from freshman year of highschool. I feel like I missed out on my youth and my highschool experience in general.

>>38427377
why

sdsauhdasdsadhvasuvdyas

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>>38427423
Bloated, too much feel, stress

Try drinking something warm.

I will die with dignity, still loyal to my waifu, you 2D harlot

Away with you!

>>38427383
Your loyalty will be the death of you. Mark my words.

>>38427328
rap
NIGGGGGGGGER

How many chromosomes did this outfit cost you?

>>38427165
What do you mean?

originally ffs

>>38427188
That outfit looks retarded.

I'm probably legit autistic, so I wouldn't know.

Everything I wear somehow just seems to look... off, so I've sort of settled on a uniform of heather grey or black t-shirt, dark blue jeans (I make sure they're at least slim straight so normans don't yell at me), and black canvas sneakers, usually Nike's or Adidas. I don't know if this is an autistic look. Certainly the fact that I basically wear the same thing every day is autistic.

I've heard people say this about white socks. Personally, I've always just bought a pack for like 7 bucks or whatever at the Dollar store. Never knew this was anything wrong with it until recently.

It's usually when someone dresses super boring and has no fashion sense or awareness of trends. Usually, they tend to either go overly formal like Reviewbrah or they go overly casual like the virgin walk guy. Both are ways of compensating for their autism-induced inability to understand fashion, one by reverting to a classic look that is seemingly timeless (in reality, nothing is timeless because fit and other factors matter a ton) and the other by going the casual route and trying to blend in with normies but not pulling it off due to obvious weirdo body language/posture and subtle little things they fuck up.

>>38427099
Tell her you love her if you're not too much older than her. Maybe you're the "Chad that she really wants" that most people here seem to believe is ever-present.

>>38427099
I'm 23 btw. I think I'm not way older than her but still, feels weird to think about it.

>>38427322
You're way too old.
7 years difference is weird even in older couples