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I used to find it hard to talk to normies and women. But I figured it out.

You see when you or I try to think of something to say, we think we have to say something that has meaning or purpose. This is where the stereotypical "nerd-walks-into-a-room-and-bores-the-shit-out-of-everyone-with-lame-shop-talk-or-weird-nerd-shit" meme comes from.

So what you have to do then to get along with normies or women is to get down to their level and say the most stupid or inane thing that pops into your head. Feeling cold? Say "it sure is cold in here". See a sportsball game on TV? Say "hey check out the game". It really is that simple.

Now, the only caveat here is that you have to look relatively normal to pull this off. If you look like a nerd people will treat you like one regardless. But if you look normie-ish you can fly under the radar:

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In this thread, we hold onto the last hopes we have of rejoining society, as impossible as it seems. Who knows, you might even make it.

Discuss recovery plans, successes, failures, experiences, more failures, and endgames.

Question of the day: If you had to pick just one goal to work towards, what would it be? What are your challenges in achieving it?

Discord
https://discord.gg/4aJqcEE

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Moments from your teenage years that truly show your autism
I'll start
>Be me 16
>Beta bitch, into movies
>Want to go see a new movie
>Have no one to go with
>Mummy.jpeg
>Get to cinema
>Cashier says "Movie is R18+ you cannot see this anon"
>Get very angry
>Say nothing, walk off
>Don't speak for the rest of the week

Honestly I think this was one of the main events that made my mum get me tested

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Anyone here poly?

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So hows the job hunt going, anon?

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> be me
> grow up with unmonitored access to the internet
> grow up with access to all sorts of porn. 3dporn, hentai videos/games/doujins, erotic literature
> discover masturbation and try it.
> feelsgood.jpg
> become sexually depraved weirdo at early teens, never got laid due to being "too girly" and "too effeminate"
> masturbate more frequently. multiple times a day.
> be addicted to masturbation
> find trap-porn, be immediately fascinated by traps
> end up fapping to yaoi as long as a trap was involved.
> wonder what it feels like to be the trap that is being taked by a guy with a long dick
> shove small, long wax-candle up my butt
> feelsgoodman
> masturbate alternating between analplay and using my dick, end up doing both at the same time and cum like I have never done before
> wish to have a trap-bf, but at the same time I also want to be someone's trap-bf
> still into women
> be sexually confused
> become more degenerate, fap to more such things such as a doujin where a very cute trap get double-penetrated anally or someone's brother turning into a girl that ends up being impregnated by that brother after he made a wish to the semen-fairy or a monster ripping of a girl's skin, wearing it and fucking that girl's bf. yes. weird stuff.
> aquire large list of fetishes and kinks over the years.
> this list is still growing

> get banned from various forums due to me being too sexual towards other people
> get blacklisted from online-friends both male and female because I was using very explicit language towards them, making sexual suggestions because I'm incredibly horny
> struggle to restrain myself when I'm outside

> mfw all of this no longer bothers me
> mfw I have embraced my inner degenerate and I love it
> lewdchat and erp with people on a consistent basis

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I gotta get this outta my system somehow. I'm so alone fellow robots, it's gotten really bad in the past week for some reason. I have friends, sure, but that's not enough. I have to keep up appearances around them, I can't have a deep and serious conversation with them without them thinking I'm on the verge of killing myself or something. For once, I just want a girl to come along and love me, and I'd love her and we'd hang out not just because we're friends and we've got no one else to talk to, but because we love each other. I just want to be able to feel the warmth of their head resting on my shoulder, I can fucking feel it now, but it's not actually there. This realisation is so painful every time I come across it. I just want to be able to share what I really think with somebody, and have somebody do the same with me. I want to stop having to say "I'm good" when somebody asks how I'm feeling just so I don't have to feel awkward explaining my depressing ass thoughts to them. I want to help someone who carries a similar burden, get the weight off their shoulders to get the weight off mine too. I just want to be able to give somebody a loving hug the instant I see them and put some real passion into it.

Shit dude, if I had to I'd put a stop to any sort of sexual activity for a lifetime in return for a girl that loves me and will stay with me for a lifetime. I don't understand why this board is so obsessed with sex. Is it the social stigma surrounding virgins? Is it just because you want to fugg? I wouldn't mind not ever having sex in a relationship with a friendly and loving girl.

I keep having dreams where a girl like this is in them, I feel so happy and scared and not so alone anymore but then I wake up and I feel awful. I just want some companionship, something that friends or my shitty family can't offer.

ITT vent over girls I guess.

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Sup /r9k/,

If you've ever met me before, you'll know that I am a connoisseur of the comfy life.

Ever since I was 12 years old, I have been seeking out ways to maximize the comfiness of my day to day life. As a robot, I totally forsake anything even remotely stressful, discomforting, painful or stimulating: if I were a drug, I would be xanax, totally chill and relaxing, with not a hint of awful normie amphetaminoid stress or anxiety.

My goal is to live the comfiest life any human being has ever lived. Ambitious? Certainly. But I believe I can do it. Over the years, I have reached a level of comfiness that no man before has achieved. I have purchased my own apartment. I have started an online business, allowing me to earn a comfortable income without having to have the slightest contact with normie subhumans. I have experimented with the best drugs and drinks, enjoying the comfiness that comes with large doses of Xanax and Valium above all (I don't touch amphetamines or cocaine, as they trigger anxiety and uproot my comfy existence, turning all to shit).

Anyway, I come to this thread to discuss comfy videos. As a comfy connoisseur, there is no type of Youtube video I can recommend more than MRE videos, specifically Styxhexenhammer 666's MRE videos. These videos are even better than ASMR videos as they have engaging visual content and make you think about food.

Ready to become comfy?

Watch this video. You'll be melting into your bed in no time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZARmMQoisQ&index=4&list=PLe6Bc4vsmzwIRDOBY_FcA0DTcn7qiLokY

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Why don't fembots just lower their standards?

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Why male height is so critical in the US ?unlike the rest of the world

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>tfw no clingy obsessive gf

If I ever meet a girl like this I'm definitely marrying her.

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>applied for scholarship for community college
>if I get it, it'd completely cover the first 2 years tuition as long as I hold a 3.3 GPA
>desperately need it as I'm a poorfag
>find out tomorrow whether I get it or not
>anxiety levels rising
>on the verge of a panic attack
I just want this one win guys. I work hard, even though I'm pretty stupid, I put in at least 3x the effort than everyone else just to keep up. And maybe even that won't be enough. My studies are all I have. I've been a loser for the first 18 years of my life, I just need this one win for a confidence boost. Please God.

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s4s is better

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>tfw been loving feet since I was 5-6 years old
>tfw I find my own feet perfect and very arousing
>tfw jacking off while smelling them, licking them, sucking on the toes and rubbing my face all over the sweaty soles
Feet are literally the only thing that get me instantly hard (especially soles).

Feels good lads.

post feet

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Why not just become Christian?