>Anon, it's really fun hanging out and playing video games and sucking each others dicks and all, but are we ever going to go on a real date?
She looks passable enough, I'd probably take her out if she asked
Wish I could die in my sleep painlessly.
Wish I could die by CO without becoming a potato.
Wish someone would shoot me with a silencer to the back of the head without me noticing
Anyone else think of ways to die every night?
I haven't masturbated in 2 months.
I am growing stronger.
>Tfw hate my sexual desires so I refuse to masturbate
Anger fuels my existence
>he isn't attracted to fat girls
lmao, you limp dick faggot.
So, YouTube is offering a free three month trial of YouTube Red now, and I figured why not, but now I'm afraid I'll get used to having no ads, and be forced to pay the subscription for the rest of my life.
There's not even a single YouTube Red Original that looks like it's even remotely worth my time.
If you listen to a lot of music you can get Google Play Radio for I think $10 a month.
It gives you access to the whole Google Play music library and comes with a complimentary YouTube Red subscription.
That's cool. I already paid for a year of Amazon's music streaming service back in February. It's cheaper than any other music streaming service because I'm a Prime member. That makes it a little more complicated for me. I'd save money by getting my music from Amazon, but the no ads thing sweetens the deal a little for YouTube.
dubs decide if I get coffee or kill myself.
Been a while since I saw one of these
Got an 88.
My mental state answers were decided from a "normal" state. When I'm overworked or depressed/anxious, I'd probably score a little lower.
Not bad for a guy who jerks it to barefoot anime girls and women getting pies to the face.
95, social tab fucked me over.
I'm becoming a normie send help.
Time for the final bingo boss. I am starting to think I don't belong here. Thoughts?
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>Come with us to the Pride parade Anon! It's going to be soooo much fun!
I just want a weeb gf to draw, play vidya, watch anime and cosplay with. Where do I find them?
Pt.2, had to step outside
>talking on Tinder with girl
>everything goes ok
>suddenly "so, what is your job anon?"
What should i answer here? Everytime i say i am unemployed at the moment they just stop replying. Should i lie?
Using Tinder means you're a fucking normie.
Get the fuck out, normie.
Not just yet wagie, one more day on the grind for you!!
And i promise you, tomorrow will be especially terrible. You better be ready.
Another day, another dollar right? Wagefuck.
Hi robots, just curious on your thoughts and feelings towards Alex Jones the "comedian" and or far right propaganda peddle.
Or at least; that's my opinion..
hes a nigger
When will you realize the importance of emotional labor, robots?
>he fell for the intelligence = logic and rationality meme
>he doesn't realize that emotional response is much more important to discerning the truth of a situation than "facts"
i bet you're a virgin
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