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>>36788059
I LIKE DOG
BITCH IS GOOD
MOTHERFUCKER I AM SMUG
I FUCK DOG AND
I FUCK BITCH
I CUM INSIDE THE REICH

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>>36788059
BUT I'M A CREEP
I'M A WEEEIIRDOOO
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE
I DON'T BELONG HEREE

Worst song on OK computer. That's my fave baby Pepe btw. Whoever made it is a true artist

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>be wiping my ass
>hmm well i wonder if there's still shit there
>just got cellphone maybe 3 weeks ago
>durr hurr i'll take a pic and see
>take pic
>wipe accordingly
>all set.
>later that night, went to a school play, girl i like in it
>she say "hey anon come to denny's with us after"
>go
>she say "oh hey anon we have the same phone. let me see"
>comparing
>she starts looking at my phone
>REALIZE I DIDN'T DELETE THAT FUCKING PICTURE
>she gets disgusted look on her face
>hands me back my phone
>never another word spoken between us

Gonna post a few classics from Tupperware anon.

>parents invite people over for dinner
>tell them im not coming out and watching those fucks I dont like eat at our table and our food
>parents pissed say fine were using my room for the guests jackets to punish me
>just go in there room hook my xbox up
>they put jackets in my room
>hear them comment to the other guests how im 27 and how I have anime and gory album cover posters
>they laugh make fun
>one says i bet hes hiding in his hole now
>more laughter
>know they are drinking with dinner
>call cops and inform them of drunk drivers on the road and the make and colors of there car as they leave dinner

>26 live at home with parents
>my mom asks me to go out for my dad birthday dinner
>agree to go
>get to restaurant
>look at menu no Turkey on the menu
>I ask the waitress if they can make it anyway
>she says no I confront her about it
>get argumentative
>DAD SCREAMS OUT THEY DONT SERVE TURKEY HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>waitress trying not to laugh
>i get up and run out
>walk home
>haven't talked to them since they got home tonight

Why would he scream at me like that

aus is 16 for consent and 18 for prostitution i think

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>>36788014
>not liking steak

Both are good faggot. But knowing you're a NEET you only eat tendies

>>36788014
That steak looks tasty as fuck. I'd prefer a tasty steak than strawberries desu friendo.

Im not a peacekeeper and i like to keep things for myself but OP in your shoes I would call the police

>>36788254
Why should I call the police? They aren't bothering me except for the ruckus they make when I try to focus on my music. Shared a beer with the dad and he seems alright

>>36788254
As the other said, why? it's not his fault a rostie's mongrels are getting their asses stomped. But then I live by terminal apathy. Any and everything outside my little sphere might as well not exist

HEROES IN A HALF-SHELL.

Ninja Turtles news lady.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half-shell
Turtle power!

source:http://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/teenagemutantninjaturtleslyrics.html

Remember when people called homosexuality a mental illness? Good times.

>>36787970
No not really. But in all fairness they think of me even less

>>36787987
Its actually funny, if you want the dick that bad just be gay and skinny and you will be almost women-like instead of """" fully"""" turning into a women like a fucking retard

>>36787897
why didn't you post a nerdy girl anon? would have been more effective..
I think if you posted maybe a 5/10 nerd girl sucking cock it would have been better bait..

that girl doesn't even look like a nerd, and why the fuck is the cock photoshopped out??? wtf man, its fucking 18+ board .

>>36787897
Go to bed Craig

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How can /r9k/cucks even compete?

>>36787849
reddit memesters and feelsfags drove this board into the shitter.

Oh and traps.

we didn't fight for what WE made, in fact everyone just gave up; so now r9k is another reddit lite for chad to brag about turning virgins into slores and for said slores to harvest attention after chad's done with them

it's over my man. you could try wizardchan

>>36787755
are you asking because your black and you cant find a Asian girl who is into you?

>>36787953
Well I'm half black and haven't been looking. But I want to start looking which is why I ask if there are any out there so I don't waste my time.

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>>36788061
I have seen some amateur porn of some nerdy average looking girls with black guys a few times, so you got a chance with nerdy average looking girls I would assume.

I would never propose to someone I hadn't lived in the same place with for a few months at least

>>36787775
Why not? I've made decisions on who I'd live with for an entire year after talking to them for 5 minutes. It's never worked out badly so far.

At least live with them for a year
I had a roommate for a year and it didn't take until the last 3 months or so for him to become a super lazy shit and my other roommate kicked him out because he was tired of cleaning up after him

But it will be desu
Now that automated work is coming in place. Most people that will be useless will be put on minimal wage and won't do anything

>>36788062
I really hope this is true desu. I just don't do well at work. Most people seem to thrive off of the socialising and doing a good job but to me it just feels like "I hate this I don't like these people" and then I hide in the toilets and play games on my phone to escape

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>>36788062
Do really think that's going to happen in a reasonably short time? Because I wish that so bad. Automated work won't help me if I am 70 years old

i don't want to surf with you

>>36787657
fine, your probability a chad kook anyway

why would i ever go out and show my pale obese body on a beach on a board that i cant even get on let alone know how to swim

so this is what an average fembot looks like?

>>36787566
yeah actually
i dont think i look much different from OP which is weird in itself

>>36787574
average fembots are cute wtf

>>36787521
Yes, we want to be normal, but we're here.
Welcome, newfag.

>>36787521
Strong b8, but imo robots must be mentally ill, or really poorly socialized. I actively avoid interacting with other people to the point where I order my groceries online and can't comfortably walk down the street sober. Thats definitely not normal

>>36787536
use to browse here quite alot back in 2009 back when you guys weren't full to the top with failed chads and staceys
infact you're the newfag since you had no idea
>wanting to e normies ohhh how the times have changed

nursery sounds comfy as fuck
only the plants can judge you

Don't do anything seasonal and don't do Payless (I heard they're closing soon). In terms of status from best to worst:
>CVS
>Save Mart
>Busboy
>Dollar Tree
What you do for the most part doesn't matter, most future employers will only read the name of the place you've worked at.

What's keeping you from joining the army?