Why liberals hate russia so much?
Help me get laid, robots
>haven't messaged her yet
girls dislike it and consider it a red flag if a guy waits this long to start talking. The only exception is if you look Chad enough for it to be plausible that you haven't got round to her yet because you've been busy with other girls/ a life
Are there any guys here who are obsessed with a celebrity?
A dark desire I've had for a while is turning straight men gay.
I want to find a cute, straight boy, give him the night of his life, and a very "good" morning, then send him on his way.
I want to watch, as he meets up with his GF, wondering if he even likes her anymore.
Then I want him to come back to me, night after night.
Also general desires thread? What are yours?
>tfw you will never be anally raped by a succubus
What's the point of living?
Who here /special friends club/
There's the illuminati, and then there's the people (well Extraterrestrials) above them
The benevolent ones have been helping me out s lot lately. They make objects. Appear when I really need them. They can stop time temporarily so I don't see them physically (only in the astral) but I have been making contact of some sort nearly every day now.
Feels good to have friends in high places. They coach me on life and I'm getting better than to their help. Just had to share since its real ayy lmaod hours.
I need help fast. My parents are forcing me to go to my cousins wedding this weekend, and they threaten to "finally" throw me out of the house if I don't behave and participate socially.
Do robots here have any idea how to act like a normie without sperging for two whole days?
Speak only when spoken to, that will minimize the chances you'll embarrass yourself.
Smile for photos
It's a wedding so there will be lots of food, use this as an opportunity to avoid awkward conversation as no one will question you. It's a fairly normal thing to do at a wedding.
Stick to the older people, they'll most likely not have the mental energy to question your awkwardness and will be happy and friendly towards you.
Make sure to clean yourself nicely, brush your hair and teeth and clean your face. Keep your clothes clean in case of photos.
Convince yourself that you're not really going to stand out anyways because you most likely aren't.
If you have a really close friend that you can be completely comfortable with, imagine your conversating with that friend when talking to others. You'll naturally smile more, be relaxed more, and actually enjoy yourself. Harder to work on opposite sex, and if you don't have any friends to think off.....your fucked mate.
What's your excuse for having not yet killed yourselves, frogs?
scared to lol
if someone used a shot gun, how can you be 100% that placement thru the mouth is correct? or as long as it isnt aimed at tge face only should you be fine?
also if someone did use a shotgun woul you be dead right then or would you have time to think like "wow this was loud"
im really not suicidal though
What does r9k think of girls with short hair or pixie cuts?
Also androgynous/tomboy as with OP
But here is a ginger
But there's nothing stopping them being femme too :3
That """depression""" and other """mental illnesses" is not real. You are unwittingly funding a multi billion dollar industry when you buy pills and therapy like a good goy to treat your non-existent conditions (which really are just a sign of laziness and attention seeking)
WRONG all depression is a symptom of not enough sex. SSRIs are effective because they kill your libido (sometimes permanently lol), bupropion because it drives the sex drive through the roof
i don't want to really invest a lot of time in a relationship and i don't want to fuck ugly bitches
There are over 7 billion people on Earth. Somewhere out there is a person who thinks, speaks, and acts almost exactly like you. A person who might as well be your clone. You have a psychological twin, but due to the nature of luck and possibility you are almost guaranteed to never cross paths. You will both certainly die without ever meeting or knowing who the other is.
How does this make you feel robots?
>tfw the first man in space was 5,2
>the space literally belongs to manlets
Stay jelly forever, 6,0 Chad with yo Stacey cunt, you'll never achieve something great!
>I live on earth
...Perhaps next time, mr Normie.
Sex looks so banal and vapid. I'm too intelligent for such animalistic behavior.
>Essay due in 6 hours
>Still have 2000 words to go
Why am I like this? Any other times you question why you're a piece of shit?
dont do it robot. just think how it will hurt your hands writing nonstop for 6 hours. just take a rest for like 3 hours.