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What are the chances that my oneitis, who has had 3 different relationships in the past 3 years is actually a virgin and the reason these relationships didn't work out was because she didn't want to fuck those chads for some reason?
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Possible, but so unlikely its not worth consideration.
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>>35012041
That's not the answer I was hoping for.
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>>35012032
Even if that were true, and you actually started dating her, she almost certainly wouldn't want to fuck you either.
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I lost the plastic bit on my headphones. Now I have to kill myself.
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>>35012012
I present you the future:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Premium-Replacement-Earbuds-Sennheiser-Earphones/dp/B003UPM9YW
You don't even have to move yer' ass.
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>>35012055
>Amazon UK
Ey up lad
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>>35012012
>plastic
It's clearly rubber.
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Christine Chubbuck was a lonely, 29 year old virgin that hated herself and lived with her parents. She frequently told her coworkers that she was depressed because she could never find a date. She shot herself live on TV in 1974. Would she be considered a robot by today's standards?
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>>35011928
>Would she be considered a robot by today's standards?
No, now fuck off
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Disqualified for being female.
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No. Women can not be robots.
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How many of these books did you read in school?
http://blogs.slj.com/afuse8production/2012/07/07/top-100-chapter-book-poll-results/
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>>35011906
Read 2 of them in school, 16 in total.
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>>35011906
Looks like 20 of them that I actually finished, and there's a few others on there that I was supposed to have read or started to read but never finished
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I count 13 of those. Some, like Wizard of Oz, I have never read the original book. Many on the last were written after my time in grade school. I haven't read the Harry Potters.
Also this list is missing some good stuff. Like where the FUCK are the Jules Verne books? List is pleb tier.
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Why are almost all ASMRtists vegans?
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>>35011899
Tendencies for retarded things tend to accumulate.
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>>35011899
>Why are almost all ASMRtists vegans?
I do not think that's true in the slightest
just this one you found is vegan but the vast majority probably eat meat
>>35011931
>everything I don't like it retarded
ok
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>>35011941
>everything I like isn't retarded
Go on, defend vegetarianism you excuse of a human being.
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What's a good comeback to the question, "Why are you such a bitch?"
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>>35011616
"Because I can. What are you doing about it?"
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>>35011616
"I thought that's what you were in to."
You've gotta spin it back on them.
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>>35011616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG9HMazUe38
duh
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What is the SCARIEST board and why is it /x/? They always talk about VERY scary things :c
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>>35011591
/d/ is the scariest
stuff there can melt your mind
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>>35011591
>>35011817
/cgl/ is the scariest because it is filled with women
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People seem to be put off by rekt/gore threads on /b/ and /gif/.
I'm probably wrong.
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I just wanted to say...I love you anon...sore dake...
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>>35011542
How can you say you love me when you don't even know me?
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>>35011542
Thank you anon! I love you too!
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you can't steal my love
i'm onto your tricks
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femanons, would you spoon feed your bf with your shit saying "cmon, take the bite, cmon baby, yeeesss good boy, I love you, do you like my shit? hmm here take another bite"? pls it's important
Chad pic to get your attention
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>>35011524
any kind of girls exist if you're chad
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psyops were a mistake, some of you guys are fucked up beyond repair
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>>35011684
true
>>35011703
there is literally nothing wrong with that, it's just an expression of my love to her
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> be me, gook
> playing with my laptop
> white guy labourer across platform: "Hey dickhead"
> me: "what's your problem? I wasn't even looking at you."
> him: "Yes you were! Cunt!"
> me: "..."
> him: "Go back to your country."
> I calm down
> He continues taunting me "I'll come over to the other side and whack you."
> I had a glass chilli sauce bottle and my leather belt on me the whole time
> Be bear mode from previous lifting
> White QT 3.14 on seat next asks "Are you alright?"
How should I have acted? I'm still irritated by that insult.
Would it have been a good idea to escalate?
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always escalate
but also always carry knuckle dusters
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Should have gone there and decked him
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whites are entitled douchebags only full of hot air
you should've rekted his shit. that's the only way these cumskins learn
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If a gay guy asked you to kick him in the balls would you ? How hard would you kick ?
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>>35011336
Yes under certain circumstances! As hard as humanly possible!
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>>35011336
Is this a sexual thing?
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>>35011374
yes obviously
>>35011358
what are the circumstances ?
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>to tired to play video games after wage cucking
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>>35011184
>tfw just got done playing video games
sorry wagecuck looks like you'll just have to do it tommorow
that's if your also not too tired then
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>>35011232
nice tumblr filename roleplaying faggot
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>>35011245
t. assblasted wagie
Maybe Mr. Shekelstein will let you leave 3.145621789 minutes early tomorrow to play some vidya
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what is it with women pretending to like video games? years ago they made fun of gamers
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they can earn money with it now
women do everything if it can get them money
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>>35011093
They smell money like no one else can.
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ohh muh gosh, like, i totallyyy love video gaymes xD
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What does it means when you are sexually attracted by someone who is objectively not good-looking?
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>>35011086
you're a beta, you know better than to try and date up
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>>35011086
That's an excellent question that I can't answer. It'd have to be something you figure out on your own. I've been having sexual fantasies about a gravel faced whore I knew for the past 6 years me self.
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>>35011086
You like non-conventionally-attractive people, possibly because there are more of them than there are people who look like they're living American Apparel ads. It's whatever
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I'm Johnny Cocksocket. Who the fuck are you?
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FUCK OFF namefag
orignanu
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>>35011085
Fuck you, I'm Johnny Cocksocket.
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>>35011052
I'm your mom Johnny
GTFO and do your homework