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is this the qt asian girl who used to work in a museum or something
that collage always makes me sad

>>35157226
wow that dude is sucking his own dick!?

>everyone in this thread hasn't experienced the hilarity of efukt

kek.

hair is SUCH an attractive feature, jesus.

if she didn't have hair that nice she would only be like a 6/10

>>35157023
B-but I'm black too

>she then goes off to date a white guy

>>35157105
>TFW no token black friend to crack racist jokes to each other

>>35156872
>foreign exchange student found the Anomalous Materials Lab

>>35156872
>Nazi's found Anne Frank

Not like this

IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS

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>Mail man found the toenail pillow

>>35156790
any age

sex is for normies

>>35156790
>Eliotposting

Enjoy being a virgin the rest of your worthless life.

>>35156878
shit the fuck up u dumb roastie cunt bitch. suck my dick bitch choke on it and die you worthless piece of shit.

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>>35156619
>not autistic enough for autismbux

>try to be a little beta who just plays video games all day
>end up getting a dominant gf who does everything I want, a 300k salary job with 6 weeks vacation, lucky genetics so I'm 6'4" and have a 9 inch dick
fuck
it's hard being a robot

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>>35156638
>talk to disability lawyer
>he tells me there's no shot unless I get a new diagnosis, go to therapy every week and take medication
>I don't even have insurance

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tell me more about you anon.

>>35156475
>I'm a software engineer in the Bay Area

Rate your autism 1-10

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Why not get a neko?

>naturally and easily
It's actually a struggle for literally every living thing that exists

>>35156399
Really causes neurons in my brain to fire in a coherent pattern

>>35156399
I...it's the Jews I tell ya. They've destroyed the traditional concept of marriage. Oh boy, back in the 50's I, a 210 Ibs neet with no prospects, would have been much more attractive. It's just the modern media that have given girls too high standards.

You realize you're on fucking /r9k/ right?

>>35156358
What's wronge with him carrying a gun ut not like e said he going to go Elliot he just is showing you what he carry's.

>>35156340

im a 23 year old NEET that doesnt go outside

my pjs dont even have pockets

I didn't play any class except engy or spy until I got to like 150 hours

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>>35156241
>900 hours
>Silver Medic
>100 hours
>Diamond Ana

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>>35156241
Go to specific maps to try out different class mechanics, like rocket jump maps for soldier, cp_orange for sniper, etc

What does your diet consist of?

you should probably excersize instead of staring at the dicks in the locker room for a change that might do the trick

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>>35156085
>tfw spent 3 years at the gym and still look like shit

Bc Im not gay

It's harder to get a bf than a gf. Sure, you can get all the dick you want, but they have impossible standards for bfs.

If you want to know what being pumped and dumped feels like, try being gay :(

>>35156030
I'm not a faggot also I must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

Two slices of pineapple, I'm going to eat a burger now.

Pork chop with vegetables lathered in butter and black pepper

Some really mediocre general tsao chicken and chow mein

2 rice krispie squares

Females make better renters m8, nothing personal kid, just gud business.

>>35156306
but what about MY needs??

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>>35155927
>change sex
>move in
>if they refuse because you look like a man, sue them for tons of money

Correct course of action

how bad is is anon?
t. 162 cm

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>>35155892
At least you clearly have a good taste in music.

Top kek, even tho you can't reach it.

>>35155339
It's not the fact that they're doing it.

It's the fact that the media is encouraging and pushing them into having sex with only attractive men and paint any man who isn't Chad as someone who's not worth the dirt beneath their heel.

Can't i get some at least or can we all just never tell lies so i know everything and everybody could be happy i don't know my gums are sore

>>35155378
hint if someone doesnt want to have sex with you it's not because of the media, it's because of you