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What does /r9k/ do when they get extremely angry with themselves?
I shoot my self in the chest with an airsoft pistol and imagine it's a real gun.
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>>34430752
take it out on the people i care about, and then feel like a dick.
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>>34430752
Usually break something - any inanimate object within reaching distance will usually do.
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get really drunk and pass out.
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>tfw you have pics of your dick being sucked by a girl you love that will never, ever talk to you again
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Post them with a dick pic with timestamp.
Fake and gay.
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FUCKING NORMIES
OREEEEEEginal
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>>34430748
that actually sounds awful if you still want to be with her
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>be me sitting alone at class
>hear my friend and a stacy speaking
>stacy i want to have a BF
>my friend anon may be good
>stacy but he is ugly
fuck end me i never thought i was ugly
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/Greentext thread /
write any similar incidents
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>>34430871
>be me
>18
>attractive white girl talking to me in highschool
>hey anon whys your skin brown
>I'm mixed
>Dads white moms black
>"you're the ugliest mixed kid I've ever seen"
>some white kid laughs
>cue crippling spiraling depression and low self esteem
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>>34430713
Man fuck that I've been called ugly by some girls, cute by others, handsome by others yet not everyone is going to be into you. Fuck em.
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>just minding your own business eating your tendies and this things touches them
Wat do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNbKc_AzBbo
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Isn't this the donald trump salt camera?
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>>34430660
I'm surprised that a dude walking around dressed like an anime character had a weird reaction to something like that.
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>>34430684
yes
http://www.hewillnotdivide.us/
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Is there anyone more beta than this guy? I mean, how does someone get this beta?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz5gja7XtYE
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>>34430652
>I will slaughter every single slut there
>kills 6 people
what a joke
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>>34430652
It's a shame he doesn't upload anymore
His content was quality.
>>34430700
He killed 3 chinks
2 ugly girls and a normie
Not a single slut.
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>>34430652
no one i can think of is more beta than him. he literally failed at everything. i read his manifesto and i felt sorry for him at time but at the same time he was so fucking delusional that it hurt.
im sure a lot of people here can relate to his feelings of social seclusion.
Who else /comfy/ in here waiting for world to collaspe?
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>>34430608
always my nigga
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>>34430608
I'VE LOST EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING!
EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS TO ME MATTERS IN THIS WORLD!
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>>34430608
I really hope so, I'm fucking tired to see the world this way. I'd rather live in a post-apocaliptic scenario.
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What did he mean by this?
Any moviebob fans here?
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>>34430548
>fat neckbeard nobody
>worthwhile
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>>34430548
I love people who are so incredibly blind to their, obvious, numerous shortcomings, I wish I could be more like them.
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>>34430548
Can't stand his twitter, but he occasionally says interesting things on youtube.
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What separates us from normies?
How do I understand the normie mentality?
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>>34430503
well, the fact that your autistic little brain cant process information without arbitrarily categorizing everything in neat little compartments.
there is "normie", just patterns of behavior that deviate from yours. Two Chads may not have anything in common whatsoever, except for the fact that they are attractive
you are just ugly, insecure, anxious or a combination of all. also, you are nothing special, no matter how profoundly you cling to that belief
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>>34430540
I can almost guarantee that I've been more socially isolated than the average r9k user, so yes, I am, in a sense, "special"
2 Chads have more in common with each other than a Chad and me
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>>34430574
fucking snowflakes thinking they are special
heres a spoiler you are not
no one is here on purpose and everyone dies
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i browsed this board for 2 years from 2012-2014 but i haven't been on it since
you guys wanna know the secret to not being a robot?
Lying.
The fact that you're robots means that you're either very boring, lack social skills, or both. The way to build social skills is to talk to people your age, even if you spill spaghetti while doing it. Socializing gets easier the more practice you have. Since your life is probably pathetic you just gotta lie about it. Lie about everything to anyone, it doesn't matter to who or about what. Talk about how you went snowboarding with your cousins or that time you did cocaine with your boys. Just make something interesting up and talk to someone about it. If that person doesn't seem to care or you're spilling too much spaghetti then move on to someone else and do then same shit.
Eventually you'll build enough social skills and your fake life will be interesting enough to gain friends and have enough social confidence to attract girls.
worked for me boyos, try it.
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>>34430456
Sounds like a guide for becoming a compulsive liar.
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>>34430476
i never said escaping this lifestyle didn't come with a price
originalio
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>>34430456
Constant lying is psychologically damaging for most people. What robots actually need to do is be honest, both with themselves and with others. They lack self-awareness and therefore can't connect with others.
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>I'm a really great guy with good morals who wants a loving, committed relationship
>Is fat, ugly
>Total slut with no morals high on something 50% of the time
>Is attractive
Hmmm...It's almost like all men are shit and the ugly ones just play at being good people because they're too ugly to whore.
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So just like women
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>>34430453
>>34430484
I dunno, fat women are usually mean and have disgusting personalities anyway. Also, fat men are usually the same way.
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Real talk, Dave Chappelle is one of the funniest comedians around.
Yes, I know he abuses the fact he's black in some of his jokes but he has a really good way of telling his jokes and the skits in his show were A1.
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One Gondola Thread, please.
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Let's make it a Two Gondola Thread
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>>34430363
Gondola sure is working hard, huh?
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>all my best gondolas have audio
>no audio streams allowed
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Anyone know what happened to this dude?
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Alive and well, I think he has an active Twitter
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he grew up
no more ballin
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>>34430377
You know,its nice seeing that picture.
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Hey femanons, what's your greatest physical asset?
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>>34430226
my dick
originale
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>>34430450
You aren't a woman, though..
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>34430450
Women don't have penisesAlso no (You) for you
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The biggest irony of this life is that if you treat a woman with respect she will not have sex with you.
They literally don't like you to treat them as human beans. Explain this atheists.
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>>34430220
They actually dont care how you treat them as long as you're attractive. Be nice, be an asshole. It makes no difference.
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>>34430234
The fact manlets still exist proves that not only chads are smashing the pussies out there.
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>>34430220
Desperation is never attractive.
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Suicide is painless my friends, just take that knife and thrust inwards towards the chest.
make sure it slips through your ribcage at an angle
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>>34430064
>being this much of a failed weeb
Get real and Find a better method m8
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>>34430064
If it's so easy then why are you still posting on 4chan?
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>>34430212
Can't hear you over the sound of loading bullets into my magazine.
>>34430233
am killing myself on my birthday, which will be the only time I can buy alcohol in bulk and then kill la kill myself.