>mom found the shit spout
>sister found the nigger nozzle
>mater found the cum garum
>stepfather found the asshole parabola
WHY DO I WANT TO SUCK A COCK SO BAD
IM NOT EVEN GAY GODDAMNIT
>>34132042
take a belt with a metal buckle. whip your own back with the metal end.
Because you're gay and I'm not, you dumb cunt.
>>34132042
>WHY DO I WANT TO SUCK A COCK SO BAD
>IM NOT EVEN GAY GODDAMNIT
me too
>tfw no totally no homo bf
Do you think you will ever become a father?
>>34132021
Probably not. But that's probably a good thing.
My parents sucked at parenting, they abused the holy fuck out of me. They ruined me. I would be terrified on history repeating and being responsible for putting another human being through that.
Just got triggered by the webm.. thanks
>>34132021
fetal alcohol syndrome lookin ass bitch
>"Hurr, rape fantasies aren't really rape, they're more like a ravishment fantasy by a really attractive man."
BULLSHIT femanons. I'm sorry but this is pure bullshit and we all know it, anyone who has been properly intimate with a girl knows it.
A big part of most female rape fantasies is the idea of being degraded. Having nasty things done to you, being called nasty names and so on.
Why not just admit how much you love the idea of rape rather than trying to save face?
>>34132004
I am a girl and I was just like you. I never understood what the big deal would be. In fact, I always thought that I'll tell the rapist that I'll do it willingly so he doesn't have to rip my insides apart. And then I was molested for real.
Here is the thing which would be REALLY hard to explain to someone who wasn't in the situation. What makes rape or molestation really traumatic is the lack of control you have in the situation. What every person takes for granted is how much our body is ONLY ours. We innately assume that we are full control of everything related to our body and when that is violated, the brain has a very sudden sharp reaction. I was a teen when a Yoga Instructor almost finger fucked me in class full of people. I didn't have the guts to say anything but it was the worst feeling in the world. I was breathing really fast, I felt like I wanted to just kill that guy on the spot, and then I threw up as I ran out of the class. I couldn't stop crying and I felt like I needed to somehow remove his touch. And this was a guy just touching me. Rape would be a million times more amplified.
>>34132036
So. Did you get wet whore?
>>34132036
I'm sorry that happened to you. I've always thought rape was the worst thing that could be done to someone especially underage people. I have a lot more respect for murderers than rapists.
Has anyone here been on a real live date with a real live girl? One just asked me out to lunch tomorrow and I'm already sweating bullets.
What should I talk about? I don't want to be sitting and eating in silence. What should I wear? Should I ask if she wants to go somewhere afterwards?
>>34131985
>One just asked me out to lunch tomorrow
red flag there
she's obviously a degenerate liberal
>>34131985
>Has anyone here been on a real live date with a real live girl?
yes i have. would you like to hear about it?
it ends with some very intense cringe
>>34131985
I believe you are supposed to treat her like an ordinary human being.
>t. khv watching anime at 4 am
I fell in love with a guy who makes me feel like absolute shit.
He's such a loser but I can't let go of him because he's the only guy who finds me attractive.
He's so distant and emotionally unavailable. We're not even together. I don't talk to anyone else except for him since I'm a complete social outcast.
I've been stuck for about a year now. I want to be free so badly.
Just stop talking to him
>>34131983
Well that sucks OP but I'm honestly sure someone else would find you attractive. Being a social outcast myself I can understand though the few people I talk to I rely upon completely.
>>34131983
Maybe there are other guys you also are a little fixated on who you know aren't attracted to you, who you don't talk to anymore, so you've settled into whatever with this one. The answer is talk to more new guys until you find another one who finds you attractive so you can forget this one.
I'm lonely, going to a chat, dubs decide my trap name.
>>34131922
Marilyn dubs demands it.
>>34131933
well and that was all
>>34131922
>>34131933
vhecked
>tfw not attractive because suicidal
>tfw suicidal because not attractive
>>34131917
>tfw not attractive because suicidal
grills find suicidal guys hot af
>>34131949
Most people can't even handle their own baggage, no one wants to take on more shit from others and their mental problems. People gravitate to the fun loving extreme intense passionate personalities.
>>34131949
I don't know, Anon. If I knew a guy wanted to kill himself, and may do so at any time, I'd be pretty terrified.
Why does sleep deprivation feel so good? I cannot remember a time in my life when I went to sleep without staying up to the point of passing out from exhaustion.
Am I an addict?
shut the frick up cuck lmao
I have hypomania, I believe it's called. Which is connected to bipolar disorder I think. It means that I normally can't sleep until my body forces me to, and it feels better not to go to sleep.
>>34131865
Fuck off marky you filthy skank.
Single player war game memories?
None of that multiplayer normie bullshit
>playing Shellshock: Nam 67
>about half way through the game - on the special forces missions
>have to raid some bunker for intel or something
>Moving pretty rapidly thorugh the level like an operative with my group
>killed some dude with an rpk and there was a big ammo stash
>lucky I did that because I come to this little ravine that waves of NVA start pouring down
>Some waves in this game are never ending until you make it through a zone, and some aren't.
>slowly crawl forward after each wave, but they just keep coming. Worried my crew is taking too much fire. Don't want to get my any of my team killed because it is mission ending.
>Kill like 8 dudes in each wave. Must have been like 4 waves
>Go through like 3 drums
>Last drum left and the waves stop.
>made it to the bunker
>kill some gooks outside the bunker and picked up an AK - good on ammo again. Cleared the small bunker/tunnel complex with my trusty .45
>also found lots of goodies in the bunker that I get chits(money) for.
>worried my team is going get counter attacked while Im gathering the goodies and intel
>never happened
>finished the mission on 1 try
>it was tense, but it was good.
>pupitar evolved into tyranitar
>>34131843
> none of that normie bullshit
I'm sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk_PCWxVWhM
I was there in that video, good times.
>>34131870
Pokemon leveling up is always exciting.
>>34131962
I dont even get what happened there. An ambush?
>you can't hate your life if you don't hate yourself
Oh yeah? Watch me.It wasn't always like this.
>>34131775
your'e just looking to self deprecate anon in some misplaced attempt to empathize with a stranger on the internet. there are more pragmatic uses for your time I am sure
There's nothing to hate. I'm just a void; a cloud of emptiness from which all manner of shadows can be thrown in a vain attempt to appear human. I'm pretty much a personified lie.
there is nothing more attractive than a man who dresses nicely or stylish and keeps themselves groomed and neat
don't even care if they're a fat fuck and I hate fat people, men who put works into their looks are 100% more attractive than any fit or skinny guy who doesn't
That's right desu.
>>34131740
yep 100% would date that guy
have you seen all the beautiful antiques he has in his house? hnnnnnngh I would love to go antique shopping with him
>>34131724
overdressing makes you look like an underage fag desperately trying to pull pussy
Who else /buffalochickentendiesmasterrace/ here?
>>34131712
wet food then budzo?
end it.
Do you guys know those air frying machines where you use a little oil? You think making tendies from scratch would work in those?
>>34131742
there's no such thing as "air frying". it's a marketing meme
Anyone else here unironically become gayer because of this board? I used to be bi with a preference for women. Now I think I'm just gay I actually enjoy seeing all the penis threads a lot.
>>34131678
4chan in general made me more gay, I fapped to shemales because I use to think it was less gay than watching a guy fuck a girl. and everyone posts cutie traps
>>34131678
>Anyone else here unironically become gayer because of this board? I used to be bi with a preference for women. Now I think I'm just gay I actually enjoy seeing all the penis threads a lot.
Not gayer, but /r9k/ pretty much made me gay outright
Before I didn't even really think about boys but now... they are so cute...
this board has also made mestrongly consider HRT and I might start soon if everything goes according to keikaku
>>34131678
Pretty much, before 4chan I was a normal, super straight teenager. Years later, I was bi af, and had even hooked up with a few qt's from here :s
Age:
Major:
Job:
Salary:
Number of girls you've had sex with:
Girlfriend:
25
>college
Graphic Designer
50k
4
Yes
23
Dropout
Driver
~20,000
2
>tfw no gf
20
Had half a year of computer science
Soldier
~24k last year
2
Yes luckily
>>34131644
20
Dropped Out
NEET
Varies ~25,000 per year
1
Yes