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So I've got a Stacy at work. She's hot as fuck, but for some reason no kids yet. In her thirties. Do I hit on her?
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>>34165117
If she is in her 30s, single and don't have kids, it's for a reason anon.

I guess everyone does deserve a chance though, so go for it.
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>>34165117
If she's a childless stacy in her 30s, it means that she's a retired carrousel rider looking to settle down, or that she's still riding the carrousel.
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I've got an older cousin like this. She's dated tons of guys, doctors, military veterans, college professors, etc. None of them were ever good enough for her to settle down with. Very strange.

Her need for intimacy and affection is largely satisfied by her two golden retrievers.

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Is it true that attractive girls are asked out a lot less because everyone assumes they are not good enough for them or they think she has a boyfriend?
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No it's not. You just made that up.
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I could see some people not asking them out or whatever but you're wrong.
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they all have boyfriends, dont bother

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For those who are not full robots or have escaped our machanical existence, what's it really like to feel the warmth of a qt girl next to you in bed? What's it like to wake up next to her under warm sheets on a chilly morning? Can you put a price on it?
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I don't want to label myself, but I have experienced that once, over a very brief period of time. Before that I was a 27 year old KHV who probably isn't cut out for this world.

To be honest, it was the best feeling I have ever felt. Lying completely naked in a bed, in a chilly room and snuggling up against them, feeling their intense body warmth while almost desperately trying to lock your limbs together to touch each other as much as possible is amazing on its own. But once you add the knowledge that the other person seems to love you and accept you for what you are, it becomes priceless.

My description doesn't do it justice and you most likely won't find any which will. It's something you can to experience. I read about it before, how others described it, but it's not close to the real thing. No matter how incredible it is, don't expect it to be enough to pull you out of your state of whatever you are in. It certainly wasn't enough for me.
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>>34165113

>something you have to experience*
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It feels nothing like how you'll feel once you lose it all

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>go on /r/foreveralone
>start talking shit about women
>get banned by female mod
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foreveralone is trash.

/r/incels isn't much better.
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>>34164987
>>34165005

>browsing fucking reddit
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>>34164987
>any interaction with plebbit

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I want a feminist girl to peg me
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>>34164975
They already do.

Through the legal system and courts.
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>>34164975
I want to get beaten up by a group of women.
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>tfw tradfem but still want to peg and even femininely costume men
What the fuck is this? Jewish radiowaves?

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tfw it will never be 1999 again and you won't turn on your TV on Monday nights to watch Raw with Stone Cold and The Rock
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mfw the owen hart tribute episode
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at least you can watch some goldberg
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>>34164894
I miss these days so much. I have literally every wrestling game made from 1998-2005. The attitude era was just so good. I don't think I missed an episode of raw for years.

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Who here /nightjog/
Used to do night walls but every since I joined /fit/ stated jogging

Feels good desu famalamacan
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I smoke weed on my night walks. Running makes my heart pound too much.

Run in the morning only.
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Reached the park hope I don't get robbed
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>tfw mummy wont let me go for walks at night because i've got depression and shes worried im going to top myself when im out

BUT IM 20 MUMMY I CAN DO WHAT I WANT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>come back to r9k after a couple months
>"BUUUUUHH WHY CANT I GET GF I HATE WOMEN BUUUUUUUUUH BUH HUH
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>>34164803
It's been like this for longer than a couple of months, so I don't see why you posted this.
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>>34164803
R9k is a shithole but i cant leave
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more like
>come back to r9k after a 7 year coma

Let's finally settle this: what is more important?

FACE
LOOKS
MONEY
STATUS
or
GAME
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Face/looks, of course.
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Women vary a lot anon.
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>>34164694
"game" is a fucking myth

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Girls only want CHAD until they are in their teens.

Women want is MONEY.
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>Those shoes

What the fuck is wrong with women?
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Yeah, even from this pic I can tell that this whore can't walk in those heels properly.
Jeez, if you're gonna dress like a slut at least put some work behind it.
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>>34164681
>>34164692
Give her a break she's 16. It was most likely his idea

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Hello people of r9k, I was scammed around 400$ worth of items in trading on steam and I would just like to remind any of you if you guys are into trading to be safe.
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>>34164602
Reminder that you can't be scammed if you aren't a idiot
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I never said I wasnt an idiot
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Don't be too hard on yourself OP. At least you're not like those normies who spend their weeks salary on shoes.

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What's the correlation between SJWs and colored hair?

I want to dye my hair but I don't want to be seen as a Tumblr cuck.
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>>34164596
>I want to dye my hair
then you are a tumblr cuck
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>>34164596
>What's the correlation between SJWs and colored hair?

people who want to be special and unique snowflakes like to get their hair dyed unnatural colors.
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>>34164596

its a way to show off their special snowflake status.

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>tfw you realize life is completely meaningless and happiness is only an illusion
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Yeah, the universe is just arranged in such a way that some people get chemical reactions that cause happiness and some don't. Really makes you think, or at least it does if you're brain is built a certain way and receives certain stimuli.
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This is a shit thread

Bumpo
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>>34164671

>This is your brain on Spinoza

not even saying it's wrong

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If you are over 18 yo, single, and still live with your parents then you have FAILED as a human and your evolutionary imperative: meaning you are literally SUBHUMAN.

Not even birds and animals are this degenerate; their offspring are forced to fend for themselves or die at an early age.
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>>34164474
i know
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>>34164474
>Not even birds and animals are this degenerate

Most male animals stay with their packs and don't get to breed as that's the alpha male's job.
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>>34164474
>be nature's little bitch and fulfill her evolutionary
>calls other subhumans

no faggot, you're the simple animal doing what nature wants you to do for thousands of years, I'm THE Human who turns nature into his bitch

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Reminder if you prefer summer over winter you are not a robot
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>>34164436
Thank you. Summer is normie af
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>tfw Australian
>tfw it was cold for 2 weeks total all winter
>tfw its summer now and 32 degrees celsius

Queensland was a mistake.
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Thanks for reminding me it's going to be summer soon again. Ruined my day.
>sweaty normies everywhere
>subway smells horrible
>half naked qts you will never have
>uncomfy af

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