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rabb.it/r/k7jfh6

let's have some fun together, robots
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dog welder here
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thes rabit rooms are usuly shit but i check it for you okay yea
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we waiting u@

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Can anyone explain to me why benzos make me feel opimistic?

Why are we taking the redpills and the blackpills instead of the xanax?
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because you are high but too much a pussy to do big boy drugs
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>>35145450
Because you develop a tolerance quickly and it is physically addictive, meaning that withdrawal can be HELL
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>>35145479
why would i need 'big boy' drugs when these drugs are doing performing the function which i desire?

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So let me get this straight.

You're all salty virgins who consider themselves to be semi intellectual and above society even though you're not succsesful in any way.

You hate women with passion and then moan and whine how they don't like you.

Essentially you're like those fat acceptance retards who would rather cry about beauty standarts than change themselves for the better.

So my questions are: What are you doing with your life, robots? Can you justify the way your life has turned out without blaming somebody else? Don't you think it's time for a change?
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>>35145289
Get off my board desu!
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>a pile of spooks in a bait thread
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>>35145289
This board is where logic goes to die. The fuckers here get gold medals in mental gymnastics.

long hair feels?
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>>35145188
I know the feel.
waiting 9 years for your hair to dry in winter
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>>35145188
>At work looking straight down workong on fixing something
>Chewing gumn at the time and its lost its flavor
>Spit it out at the garbage can right next to the work bench
>Turns out I also had a single strand of hair in my mouth while chewing
>Chewing gum is stuck to it and it just hovers infront of my face
:|
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side effect of being a neet
nobody told me to cut it so I never cut it
now it's down to my arse

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When I was a little kid I used to pretend wrestle with an imaginary person. I was basically fighting myself and I would roll around on the ground and bang my head on the ground and stuff like that.

I gave myself a lot of bruises. The doctor actually suspected that my mom was beating me.

Is that normal behavior for a kid or was there something wrong with me
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A kid hurting himself fighting air? That has to be on the spectrum.
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>>35145173
Is there any research on this behavior? I don't know of anyone else who did this.
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>>35145173
>>35145471
Bump am I the only robot who hurt himself

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I'M NOT THE MAN YOU THINK I AAAAMM

IIIIII'MMM NOT THE MAN YOU THINK I AMMMM
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hot desu whats it look like unsheathed
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*laughs and points at your micropenis*
haha chad look haha
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i know that feel.

truly, being a dicklet is the worst feel.

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>See sister asleep
>Get the urge to wake her up by screaming in her ear
>Do it
>Now she's mad at me

i don't know why i did that why did i do that
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>>35145011
That was rude and bulli of you
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>5 years old
>mums room
>holding cat
>mum is lying on her bed
>get the urge to throw the cat at her
>do it
>cat land on her face and scratches it open
>she still has a scar from it

i don't know why i did it im sorry mummy
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>>35145011
Go apologize and give her a hug. Is she older or younger?

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ITT: we discuss the school schootings (Columbine, Isla Vista, Sandy Hook and others).
Post your feels about them, about Rodger or Lanza and about their preys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ
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>>35145005
orygynyly
originalio
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>>35145005
Mr. Rodger deserves to have his very own threads. It's degeneracy to discuss about him among the lesser shooters, who had no style, intelligence or elegance, but only were a bunch of brutes with no class.
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>>35145557

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Chad BTFO.

>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4261084/No-s-bottom-Bikini-model-punches-presenter.html
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all the keks

>comment always original
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>>35144893
> MFW Brazilian women only want that big NEET cock
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>>35144987
Brazilian women want the big fat trap cock. That's the #1 porn search for women down their. People talk shit about sissyfying but Brazil is actually doing it.

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Why do people here still tolerate frogposters?

They are normalfags 100 out of 100 times. Everyone who frogposts is fresh off the boat from Reddit or Facebook or some other such website.

There is no easier way of showing that you're a newfag who doesn't have the courtesy to lurk first than by posting frogs.
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oh young one

pepe is despised by the normies now

get with the memes
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>>35144822
>this thread

ORGIGON
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>>35144864
>jlvYVks.png

>http://imgur.com/jlvYVks

>LITERALLY a reddit image

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How much damage has 12 years of viewing pornographic movies done to my perception of women?
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the damage that watching porn does to your view of women is greatly blown out of proportion. you can reverse it all in a month if you just stop watching violent throat gagging and just fap to vanilla amateur shit instead.

also wtf is that pic?
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About 1/10 the damage of browsing 4chan for any period of time, or 1/100 the damage of actually interacting with a woman irl
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probably none. this anti-porn crusade is retarded

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Height_and_intelligence

>Tall people are, statistically more intelligent than manlets

Hows it feel to know that chad isn't just better looking that you, but significantly smarter as well?
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I think I'm considered pretty intelligent despite being an uber-manlet, so it all works out in the end.
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This whole article just makes me want to blow my brain out
Never even stood a chance
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>6ft 1in
>tfw dick is barely 6 inches when I get completely erect and measure from the base

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Why do people with annoying voices always talk so much?

I've never met somebody and thought "This person's got an annoying voice, but at least they don't use it much."
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>>35144519
How can you tell if you have an annoying voice?
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It's fucking true. I get that someone would feel self conscious and hope that the content of what they say itself is what matters, but that's never the case either.
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Their voice is annoying precisely because they use it so much. Otherwise you aren't exposed long enough to really notice how unpleasant it is.

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Do you think its OK to make fun of people for stuff they can't change? Like height, jaw, skin colo, etc?
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No, but it's a lot of fun.
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No it's not, why does /r9k/ have to be so judgmental like that?
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As long as they'll never know and you're just having a laugh with your friends.

It's okay to make fun of black people or asians right to their face though.

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Why are you all such faggots?
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>>35144515

I'm not sure. It's a shame really because /r9k/ was once full of guys all supporting each other, cheering on each other's victories, it was us trying to make the best of our place in the world.

Now it's a bunch of mentally scarred freaks dressing up in women's clothing, jacking off to the most absurd shit, and generally being retarded.
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why do newfags flood the board with useless threads and le epic green maymay frog xd
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>>35144770
"Crabs in a bucket" is the term you're looking for.

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