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just pass high school and be good at your job

Pass high school, go to college with NROTC program, get like a 3.4 GPA or higher and work your ass off in PT until you earn a scholarship. After you get the scholarship I think you have to maintain at least a 2.8 GPA.

>>36607146
Is it possible to be an officer if I have a college degree and work experience but don't have a good gpa

>>36606005
> age
20

> sex
lol
> location
Atlanta,GA

> if you could travel back in time ten years and meet your past self, how disappointed would past-you be and what would be the main disappointments
I'm ugly and poor and friendless, but I at 10yrs old I was already pretty aware that I'd be lonely my entire life, pretty sure I used to lurk on 4han even back then.

> how would you try to console past-you, hopes and dreams shattered, impotent against the inevitability of becoming the sad pathetic fuckup that is you
I'd tell myself to start playing a sport, to get off the fucking computer, and to go outside and be normal.

> likewise, do you think your parents are ashamed of you?
Without a doubt

> why do you blame them?
I don't
> on a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is lowest and 10 is highest, how close are you to suicide and how do you imagine yourself doing it when you lie in bed at night, tired but unable to rest
I'm extremely depressed but suicide isn't an option. It'd be unfair to my parents, I'll wait until they die. That said, if I didn't care, I live and work downtown so there's plenty of places I could jump from, or I could dive in front of the train during the commute. I think of it every single day


Hbu OP?

>>36606005
>27
>Female (female)
>Canada
>My 17 year old self would be pleasantly surprised that I'm not dead and that I'm healthy mentally and physically. She'd be super mad that I didn't finish university yet, though. And that I haven't had kids.
>Just happy to be relatively sane now. At 17, I was in and out of hospital due to psychosis. Much improved.
>They're fairly proud of me, given the fuck ups of the past.
>My parents didn't know how to deal with my weird brain, but I don't really blame them anymore.
>1 and in the past when I did attempt it was by drugs. Did not work, so I guess I'd try something else. I don't think about it any more, though.

Have hope, robros, but if you can't right now, that's okay too.

>>36606295
normie get out ree

oregano

What's the difference? I see none.

>>36605997
only if she didn't have a penis.

>>36606018
She likes men and women.

the one on the right holding the trophy

>>36605996
the blonde next to the girl in the middle

>>36605996
Middle is best

Most likely you are

>average but delusional enough so that you believe you do not fit the norm.

If you think you're smart, you're an idiot

If you think you aren't smart, you're probably right

>>36605991
No one who is smart thinks they are smart. Too many competing ideas. This means you're smart. You will use drugs to cope at first, once you realize being smart pays off.. You will stop. Holy shit, fuck being a retard.

How do you deal with aging, anon? Do none of these questions ring close to home for you?

Back in the days it used to be a good thing, it meant that a specific woman was approaching the status of matriarch. Nowadays it only means that they are approaching the status of not-so-desirable woman with neurosis because no children with lots of money they don't know what to do with anymore after years of degeneracy. Such cases.

>>36605975
You have to be a dumbass not to realize doing such things will eventually culminate in that.

>>36605857
Turbulent times with really shit music.
I was just a kid though so I miss it.

born 1995
7/10

>>36605857
Some of my most earliest and darkest memories, I enjoyed the ps2 and the gamecube and xbox though.

The only place we'd run to is nothing, which is nice for awhile until you realize we can't live off of dirt.

It's hard to runaway in America. There's no clean water that isn't blocked off by security and barbed wire, camping is illegal if it's not a camping ground you paid ti yse, and there's no wild vegetables/fruits to live off of. There's no area remote enough in America for you to build shelter without cops showing up and kicking down your shelter and placing you under arrest.

Yes I have. What's your story?

whenever the xGames happened in Austin, me and my father took shoplifted a some hats and t-shirts by wearing them

>>36605832
>risking jail and/or thousands in legal fees to shoplift maybe a few hundred bucks worth of shit at once

get a job, jamal.

>>36606485
this desu
your hobby is fucking degenerate and you should be shot

Also AMA about Bait.

Nothing? I figured I was autistic as fuck doing this but apparently not autistic enough for R9Kek

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ever fucked that cat?

>>36605732
i once fingered my own asshole for a couple of years...

>>36605871
That's all? fucking weak

>>36605871

that sounds like you're implying you fingered your ass for a couple of years straight.

>>36605729
And have a misproportioned, ugly as fuck mixed child? No thanks, I wouldn't do that to someone.

>>36605767
>misproportioned, ugly as fuck mixed child
What? Post your face btw.

>>36606016
not the guy you replied to but im mixed and i fucking hate it
dont bestow this miserable existance onto another

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private jets to bahamas for normies

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>>36605760
hahahahahhhahhaahhahh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz5kY3RsmKo

original video for reference

>>36605691
We cant but a doctor who spent years stidying and gaining knowledge about shit like this can

>>36605691
You're just circumsized.

>>36605691
See a doctor fag

I was born, I can't think of anymore an unspeakable act.

>be 16
>changing bed sheets
>sisters panties drop out
>the fuck
>check if she sneaked in my bed by smelling panties
>they're fresh
>thank god
>they must've been accidentaly end up there
>door opens
>still standing there sniffing panties
>sister looks at me in disgust
>rip

When I was about 8, a 16 maybe 17 year old convinced me to take off my clothes. He wanted to kiss me but I got scared quickly put my clothes back on and ran. I never told a goddamn soul until this thread