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>>37645364
>Any fembot who wants to post their pussy?
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

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10/10, rate my pussy <333
also fuck off to b

>>37645364

Your dick looks feminine as hell.

Become a trap and you can fuc my butt :^)

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>>37645211
how do i know your not a cop unless you tell me anon

>>37645425
Why would a cop be baiting on 4chan

Id time stamp but that wouldn't rly prove anything

Idk, I was here for that thread when that Romanian killed himself, I'm just a lurker, I'll pay you if someone smokes me up

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>>37645211
I dont live near ya but i really dont like the whole dude weed lmao culture that surrounds marijuana, if i were to reveal to another person i smoke weed it would probabaly be another robot that i really trust.
Btw anon you can get stuff online to get high even if weed isnt legal in your state.
Go to empirewellness.com the stuff is supposedly THC free which makes it legal to ship to whatever state you live in.

I suggest the CBD Lean they have on stock, the cherry one tastes better.

You need to not be dependent on a women to complete you...

>>37645068
This quit being a little bitch op and take a hit of this shit.

>>37645068
>>37645100
>>37645100
ehh lads but a single mother raised me im addicted to it

>>37645030
>nerd problems
>actually writing articles on high school drama
Disregarded

Sorry, hun. I identify and an otherkin-nerd. You have no concept of what I go through on a daily basis.

It's harder to be a female nerd because of the men in those communities....

>>37645026
That's a great sow. Lot's of meat.

>>37645026
If I see this thread one more time i will hire whoever I can at whatever price they want to get your location so I can beat you and your fatcunt oneitis within an inch of your lives with a rusty chain

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Well marbled

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I'll play your silly little game oh pee

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Well if I dont list any bad things that I have a control over.
I can be pretty lively if you dont push me away, i can pretend to be interested in anything

You made me realize how little I am

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20 to boring guy.
I get bored of everything I do.
>begin anime
Drop
>begin a manga collection
Drop
>begin drawing
Drop
>begin coding
Drop
>begin creating a videogame
Drop

I think I'm a snowflake but I know I a deepshit who know nothing about life and with 0 talents.
Don't play videogames anymore and waist my time on 4chan everyday.
I don't have job and don't begin my resume.
I'm a lazy skinny blqbalablaamaa...
Laziness describe me very well

Is Sagiriposting the new Vargposting?

>>37644781
Lord's day of rest anon. I'm going to work tomorrow.

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>Tfw no perverted little sister with a thing for panties to motivate you into doing shit that needs to be done

>>37644590
Story of my Iife desu

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>>37644590
>"...and this is my moms room."
>*opens door*
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFPPPPPPP*
>*closes door*
>"Sorry about that, she can get very smelly sometimes." :^)"

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>>37644590
>hi Aunt marissa and family!
>oh our son is over here in his room come and say hello
*opens door*
>vid related
>Ok well lets go out back and check out the pool!

That's fucking cruelhouse dude, what the hell?
Did he at least make you a sandwich?

>>37644795
No-Oo-OO

>>37644545
>tfw you will never experience the comfiness of 90s sitcoms like Fresh Prince and Seinfeld ever again
is there a point to continuing life in this plane of existence

>>37644509
Same boat here Anon, I cry at times like you mentioned and absolutely hate it. I try to hold it back as best I can, but eventually the dam breaks. I am so fucking sick of it, I don't want to be seen as a pansy.

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>>37644573
I'm hoping it's just self-loathing Freudian shit and not something like low testosterone, because I already feel unmasculine as it is.

I don't like myself. I'm not suicidal and love life but mainly in a way that pertains to an observation of everyone but myself. That is, I like other people more than I like myself. I think there are just certain things that remind me of this that set me off, mainly because my life style is digging deeper to /r9k/ depths due to lack of ambition, confidence and purpose in life.

On the other hand, I recall it happening over some pretty trivial shit though. I think it was my first day of college years ago where I was unfamiliar with the campus and was nervous, worried about being on time for class.
When I asked some woman for directions I think I was almost tearing up over the fear of being late or something.

I was 18 at the time, did I have the emotional maturity of a child? Absolutely embarrassing in every sense.

I get both rage and tears.

Wait till we all die

Send more nukes to norway

Why would you launch 5000 missiles at Norway? There aren't 5000 things worth nuking there

>>37644064
My buddy manages a chain restaurant and he tells me the same thing

confirmed. every girl at my workplace is like this

>>37644064
this shit's fuckin trooooooooooooooooo

>>37643841
this aint a robot fetish fuck at i aint about to let a fucking letting a roastie kick me in the goolies fuck at i refuse to give anyone joy out of my pain other than other robots and lurkers shoo shoo anita

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>>37644171
I don't think being hit in the balls hurts though. So we don't do it for pain or to cause pain, it's just fun/sexual.

Now tell me what your job is. I don't even care about the broken English

>>37644520
do u have balls i do it hurts
am no wage cuck

>>37643643
Go to /tg/. They play this

>>37643643
Don't you have to paint them yourself? What do you do with them once they are painted?

>>37643643

It looks fun but I have neither the money nor the friends to play so I just watch matches on Youtube

>>37643558
>i'm happy to help, send my regards to satan if he comes by

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>>37643558
>hold it right there devil worshipping scum i know what to doo with semen demon witches like you on to the fag pile

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>>37643558
>implying /r9k/ isn't a Christian board
Let the power of Christ compel you!