For lack of a better way to explain it, "I'm from 2027". I'm posting from a sort of deregulated internet system that has only begun to be able to communicate with different internet systems.
As part of a technological and social experiment, I'm part of a rather large team of people traversing different internet systems, willing to answer as many questions about 2027 life and culture as I can, in hopes that perhaps we can see the effects of passing certain knowledge off to other systems.
Getting it out of the way, this isn't "time travel". The best analogy might be if we copied + pasted "an internet" or a "timeline".
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When can we legally commit state sponsored suicide
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Can we make waifus real by then?
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Why are you on r9k of all places?
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ITT: everyday gripes. Whats on your mind today anons?
>fap to porn
>realise the level of fucked up shit ive been watching
>question existence
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>Government won't let me grow certain plants
>I am basically a glorified farm animal
Burn it down. Burn it all down.
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>>38279183
>wank
>realise ive just killed a citys worth of people.
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Chad brother just texted me asking if I want to go kayaking. I've never done this before and I really don't want to but at the sane time don't want to sour my relationship with my brother. Hes been doing this shit alot lately and it's getting on my nerves
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>people would give money to homeless people who say they will use it for food but they'll buy booze and cigarettes
>people won't give me the money to put it to good use instead of supplying someone's addiction
well played, people
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they go outside and get into people's faces asking for alms and running cons on us. they endure the elements and the ghetto and fight each other for our amusement. it is my privilege to hand them my small bills and pocket change.
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>>38279180
>thinks hes better than homeles bums
>does nothing about it
Get a job, you lazy fucker
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>>38279180
>giving my money to a neet whose just going to use it to buy video games junk food and anime dolls
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Trap posters are the best posters on this board. Prove me wrong.
Pro tip:
>You can't
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How come in real life traps are nothing like ferris? Ferris so cute and so lovable. I would let ferris touch my penis.
But real traps, I only want to stop looking at them and forget I ever saw them or heard them.
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>>38279115
I agree, thank you for your contribution rice
We literally hold up this board, without us this board would be a garbage /pol/ colony
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>>38279199
because anime isn't real
>tfw no qt catboy to nibble your ear
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Video from a cell phone of a shoplifter getting held taken outside the store I work at, people on facebook are arguing over it, I found the vid on youtube and thought I'd ask your guys opinion on the matter?
Is shoplifting a big-ish deal? Is theft negligible if the amount is relatively small? Are teens these days little cunts because most of society is expected to handle them with a pair of kiddie gloves, so to speak?
pic not really related, but also taken at the store I work at
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I work at a grocery store too. I never care but my managers always mention to watch people if someone is stealing while I'm stocking stuff. The shit that you steal is never worth the fine that is given to you and the charges.
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>>38279029
i'm not a loss prevention or even lead clerk, all they told me to do was call my boss if I think someone is stealing, and call up security if I know someone is stealing
idk if the gril in the vid will be charged though, apparently she's just a teen
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>>38278988
I don't deal in morality, if you're going to steal you have you reasons, don't get caught, and if you do get caught whomever is responsible for having you charged/thrown in jail has to do so. It's stupid to distill things into morality, there are things one person wants, and things the other person wants, and the two are mutually exclusive.
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The time has come. Any advice to get a job
24yo khv
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>>38278936
just give him a firm handshake bruh
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>>38278998
To who?
Oregenal
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>>38278936
post a screenshot of your resume
Pic is the one that got me a $47k/year job with just a highschool diploma.
If you need fluf work experience we can fake that.
Why are they soooooooooo tiny?
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>>38278906
A lot of Asian guys are well hung. Kind of like the beta nu males you see around --- you think they're the majority because you see them everywhere, but they're not.
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I think it's because they're more advanced mentally and spiritually. Evolution dictates that traits which are no longer needed are done away with. Sex to asians is about love and good maintaining harmony and good health. At least, that was before they got culturally enriched by the west...
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>>38278926
Sure thing Asian boi
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Need some advice, everyone!
>Go to McDonald's daily for lunch and/or dinner.
>Cutie 3.14 cashier has begun to notice me
>every time I come in she smiles, says hi, and asks how my day is going
>I think she likes me
>She always has a mickey mouse pin on her uniform
I have enough money saved up. Should i book a trip to Disney world for us and surprise her? I think it's a good way to show her how nice I am and it's a good way to start a relationship. What do you guys think?
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>>38278890
at least edit it so I don't immediately recognize the copypasta
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>>38278916
ikr, stupid bait. He didn't even change the disney world part lol
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>Go to McDonald's daily for lunch and/or dinner
Do burgers actually do this?
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how do rich people say they're not happy? there's nothing worse than being a poorfag, literally. they can buy everything, I envy richfags so much. they don't know how it is to eat the same shitty food everyday, wearing the same 5 year old clothes everyday, same worn out shoes everyday, using a 10 year old PC, living with your parents and so on.
what is their problem? don't come to the "you can't buy happiness" bullshit. you literally can't be sad if you're rich, period.
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>>38278882
u cant buy hapinus anon just b ur self xD
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>>38278882
don't forget to look the manager in the eye and give him a firm handshake
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>>38278882
50% of happiness is pure genetics, some people are just born unhappy.
Other people are too stupid to know what they can do to become happy.
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This isn't really on topic but I don't like going to /b/, who is the person on the left of pic related?
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You probably should go to /b/ because those are boys and fags belong there
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>>38278870
http://surprise-itssteak.tumblr.com/
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>>38278870
Cheska is such a disappointment, a tranny that isn't obvious at the first glance then she has a cut microdick
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How do I get a male to stop pedestalizing me? I have been buddies with this guy for a while, we like the same kinds of things and get along well and I like talking to him and listening to what he has to say.
He's developed very strong romantic feelings for me though, and is open about them. I have been clear that I am not interested in pursuing relationships, but it hasn't dissuaded him. He pedestalizes me like crazy, showering me in overblown compliments and affection. He thinks i'm perfect and says so frequently. I have tried to be frank about this stuff but it hasn't gotten though.
I want to be friends with him but I don't know what to do about this.
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>>38278738
Ghosting him will be the only way to fix this.
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>>38278738
Nice b8 m8. I r8 9/11 on your boipu55y.
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>>38278738
He's in love with you that is why he's under the love spell. When you're in love with someone, their flaws turn into things they admire. Why don't you love him? You find him ugly? Just tell him that you don't love him, and that you don't find him attractive enough and explain to him that it is easy for a girl your age to get very attractive goes not average. And that you feel like you are entitled to someone better.
Well fellas, I think this is the end of the road for me. I've tried so fucking hard to keep pushing, but it doesn't seem like there's any hope. I have panic disorder with agoraphobia. I'm not housebound, but I still get very bad panic/anxiety. It's taken everything from me; my happiness, my self esteem, the relationships with my friends and family, the possibility of a successful future.
Today was the first day of an internship that would've opened many doors for me down the line. Only an hour in, I had a terrible panic attack like I haven't had in years. I literally just stood up and left.
I think I'm going to end it. I can't keep living like this. I can't keep pretending to be a happy, normal person, while my anxiety destroys everything. I've tried medication, therapy, meditating, everything, and the bottom line is that there is no "cure"... I'll live with this forever. Goodbye robots, you've provided me with a small amount of happiness through this bullshit.
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>>38278681
Have u tried phenibut tho?
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yo, don't do it. steal a boat and fucking livestream it or something. be a legend
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>>38278741
No I haven't tried it
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>be me
>unemployed 25 year old
>look for a job for the past 4 months
>be told that I will be called back
>I'm not
someone please fucking end this shit I'm tired of this bullshit meme all I want is a fucking job I haven't eaten anything in the past 3 fucking days I feel like I'm gonna fucking faint and die someone just fucking HELP ME
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>>38278663
Did you try speaking with the manager, looking him in the eye, giving him a firm handshake, and handing him your resume? It's that simple, Champ.
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>>38278690
yes I did everything that would be possible on this fucking planet and nothing fucking worked somebody just help me I think I'm gonna die of starvation
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>>38278701
You're gunna die of starvation? Where the fuck do you live? Not on your own, how would you pay for it?
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>whites pretend like they can be robots
>meanwhile literally no woman has ever refused to date a man because he's white
Also inb4 "op you must be a nigger", because asians notice this too
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Hurr durr op you must be a nigger
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They're like fembots. You have to fuck up pretty badly
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>>38278633
>Hurr durr op you must be a nigger
Not an argument. Filtered!
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my hairline is like pic releated
am i fucked?
im just 19yo
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>>38278613
No...
trust me
It's much better to have a receded hairline that have a baby hairline like me but diffuse hairloss all over the scalp
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No. That's more or less just a mature hairline. 95 percent of men around 20 years old have that.
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>>38278613
Consider yourself lucky I'm 19 and my hairline looks like pic related.