Why does life have to be so fucking boring? Every day is just a slight variation of the last...whats the point? How do people do 50 years of this shit? Its so fucking redundant..
At least we get to die haha
pick up a book by some famous guy and read it for 30 minutes
its very humbling
Go do something different, you big dumb retard
Where would I be able to find a cute hikki gf (male)?
>>35766481
I'm a girl(male) in progress come back in a year or 2
i need pics, i need proves
>>35766481
/r9k/, /cutebois/
Pls love me
I can't sleep and it looks like you can't either. Come chat with us. https://discord.gg/SvwGKA2
It is actually a great place to have a nice conversation.
>>35729484
22 people who post boi pussy and otherwise dont speak what a blast
>>35729526
It's always the same shit with these retards.
Hey anon! How's your day so far? Did you do anything productive?
>did you do anything productive
No, but I'm drunk so it's okay
>productive
I ate under my calorie limit, went for a jog, epilated and took my female hormones. I'm gonna be a cute girl soon
Now I'm playing video games
I reached the Legend rank in Hearthstone. Only took me about 350 games.
What did he mean by this? Is he saying the number of previous sexual partners don't matter?
specially
>>35715114
old news newfag
>>35715114
This is old. Also dude's a bitch. Look at him.
>>35715114
>comparing the human mind to a box of cheerios
TERROR ATTACK PANIC EDITION
not all muslims lads not all muslims
DORAEO
Yeah so I went to see that HWNDU flag in Liverpool.
Think it's gonna be pretty hard for them to get it this time.
In my mind, I'm never gonna die in no ghetto. Absolutely never. A man turns around and punches me on the head, the fight's on; he cuts me, the fight's on; if I'm shot, the fight is on. I'm not losing no fight to no scumbag out there in no ghetto. Period. That's it. No son of a bitch out there is gonna get me. The only way he gets me is cut my head off and I mean that. I'll fight you til I've got a breath left in me. I don't think any of those animals in that street can beat me. I've been going that way for 18 years of street service and street duty, and that's the way I'm gonna keep on going. You don't lose the fight!
>>35680960
You dumb hick. Kicking a nigger's ass was always easy. Living with those animals in that kind of poverty is the problem.
>>35680960
>street service and street duty
Are you a cop?
If so then one of these o7 and good luck out there, beat a nigger for us.
>>35681182
Nah just a law abiding citizen that patrols the street
How do you cope with the depression and suicidal thoughts fellow robots?
Drugs here.
>>35670188
Drugs here as well. What're you doing OP? Weed here.
Used to be drugs but now they won't prescribe me any of my medications.
So, nothing.
I'm probably going to kill myself.
>>35670188
I wrote a book where a minor character killed himself. There was an entire ceremony and the story just continued. It used to be drugs, but now I'm transitioning to shitty art.
ENTPs are seen as gods on this board, but here is a little secret. Being an ENTP myself we can also be robots and spill our spaghetti time to time. I usually act like ENTP most of the time, but when it comes to people I genuinely have feelings for. I dont know how to act in front of them. I have taken the test 10 times and got ENTP 8 times, INTP the other two times.
So, ENTPs can be robots and they are just like you. Thank you.
>>35634528
>ENTPs are seen as gods on this board
ENTJ are true master race. I'm INTJ but when I get drunk I get all E and can do anything. I wish I was like that sober.
>>35634528
>>35634686
Both are seen as cunts by the general public. True god-mode is ENFP and if you disagree you are either a retarded sensor or one of the above mentioned.
>>35635197
DUDE!1!!!!111!!!!!111
>Pull out my dick to fap
>Start fapping
>Can feel my ancestors watching and being disgusted with me and my lifestyle
>mfw
This is a painful feel
>>35633530
ancestors, and the afterlife, are spooks
>>35633530
how do you know they're disgusted?
The genetics in you came from them.
Maybe they're into that weird shit too.
>>35633547
>how do you know they're disgusted?
Because they actually achieved something and I haven't achieved anything yet.
Reminder that 99% of the time, when people say they have a gf here. They don't. Fucking liars. Prove it with time stamp or go die in a fire.
>>35824266
post her ass nigga
lol oh shit its that chick that one dildo faggot said he took home, what happened now?
p a n c a k e a s s
Daily reminder that if you're a nihilist you're most likely also a genetically inferior beta male.
No successful person has ever bought into nihilism, because there's no need since they live driven, motivated lives. To live in a mental state of constant misery is a sign of being poor, thus making you inferior, especially nowadays.
>>35824054
cool i guess you do learn something new everyday
>>35824054
is this picture of bateman coupled with what you are saying supposed to be ironic?
Well I'm not poor so what happened to me.
Go to bed wagie.
Mr. Goldstein will be waiting for you bright and early for your Monday shift! Don't be late.
As they say, another day, another dollar!
>>35823952
>tfw I have mondays off
Feels good my man
>>35823952
At Ieast I pay my taxes...
>>35823952
Fellow neet here. Fuck you OP. Have you no empathy?
I feel bad for the cuck whenever I go out for food, luxury items, clothes, I see him or her working so hard and I often see how much they don't want to be there. I feel for the wagecucks. We NEETs are a rare breed, we shouldn't goad or gloat the wagies. Have compassion my fellow neet. It is the way of true happiness
Just shot up my first heroin hit here boys.
OHLY FUCK
I feel like I'm flying away
this is actually better thna sex
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this is amazing i feel like i'm about to cry
>>35823887
the best i felt on heroin was perfectly happy with a magnanimous love towards everyone in the world.
It haunts me that I have the capacity to feel that, and never will again.
>>35823912
i just feel that i'm flying, i burned myself with a lighter there now, and i actually didn't feel a thing
is it always like this?
>>35823887
You're fucked man.
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I hate my dick I've fapped with my right hand since 14 and now is a fucking deformity.
How can I fix it guys I quit fapping.
>>35823693
What kind of deformity are we talking about here?
>>35823693
quitting fapping will only keep it from getting worse. obviously, you need to masturbate with your left hand and increase both the pace and the frequency per day so you can catch up. ideally, any time you are alone, your left hand should be furiously stroking your dick.
>>35823693
breh just walk it off