Anyone wanna be my discord friend?
>>36447776
op here
tag is Liquid#1812
>>36447776
If you're a girl yes I would very much be your discord friend
>>36447776
discords are for faggots
>R-Rick, y-y'know I read the God Delusion and I think you w-were right, y'know? There is no God. You were right.
>Are you fucking *BURP* kidding me, you Reddit shit? Of course there's a God, Morty. His name is Je*BURP*sus. I hang out with him all the time.
>W-what, Rick. That c-c-can't be true.
>It is, Morty. I can prove it mathematically. And with all your lust, you'll be hangin' out in the Second Circle of Hell, MORTY, being blown the fuck ar*BURP*ound all the time. Praise The Lord. WUUANDUDNDJAUDBDUBSUB SEZCHAUN SAUCE SHIT ON THE FLOOR!
get schwifty xD
>>>/tv/
>>>/co/
>>>/r-reddit/
>>>/trash/
Imagine if we got them to be "ironically" Christian. Imagine how much nicer the world would be even if it was under the pretext of "irony"
Can a fembot pls b my gf??
//
Nah, no thanks buddy.
>>36447629
I could be persuaded.
Give me physical stats + hobbies and interests
Not even if you offered to pay me.
Your hand will havr to suffice for the rest of your pitifull life.
>tfw superior to 99% of the white bois on this board just for having an income despite being a negro
>>36447435
Don't you have a little dick tho?
>>36447435
Many people here have income you worthless nigger, not everyone is a neet. Return that switch to its rightful owner.
>bragging about having ~$360USD
lol
How old were you when you started watching porn?
13 or 14.
>tfw you find out about cracked passwords to porn sites
>>36447342
12 with magazines
13~14 already do lewd things with my cousin
15 ~ 16 videos (vhs and after that dvd)
17 and so internet is porn
>>36447342
something around 12, can't remember exactly.
one of my first faps waslight bdsm.
What would you do if a girl with a body like this asked you out?
kys fat fuck
>>36447304
>cute face
>nice hair
>big tits
>happy/ joyful personality
>a little pudgy
If you turned a girl down that looked like this IRL you are a top tier beta male or gay.
With pleasure, and then I remember
>would reject because of feeling emasculated from being asked out instead of vice versa
> walk outside
> cute girl looks at me
J U S T
U
S
T
>see cute girl
>highlight of the day
>see cute girl with a guy obviously inferior to me
>immediately start plotting my rise to power and mass genocide
>>36447557
if hes inferior then why is she not on your dick RIGHT NOW?
delusional beta confirmed desu
What do you really want? To be with a nice girl from old traditional families, or to be with a nice girl in the modern world of promiscuous women?
>>36447188
I want a lady on the streets and a freak in the sheets.
I think breaking down the whole female population into two strict categories of "sluts" and "pure waifu virgins" is kind of retarded.
Preferably you'd want a girl somewhere in the middle of the two extremes.
>>36447754
nah fuck it, latter or bust
I'm pure virgin husbando so I'm not gonna settle for a slut that's already been dicked
>tfw no qt hikki weeb gf
>>36447123
>tfw no qt hikki weeb bf either
>>36448306
>>36447123
Are you guys going to exchange contact yet
Is this a hikki gf application thread?
Here is my contact info desu [email protected]
>tfw moved up from just buying a few litres of beer a night and now buy 1 litre of vodka
Think I may be becoming an alcoholic
you were an alcoholic before this move
>>36447170
You wanna see an alcoholic go to /ck/, those guys drink 2 litres of vodka a night, every night
My dad freaks out about me drinking a bottle of spirits every weekend. The internet taught me that I am far from an alcoholic. I don't see myself allowing myself to drink more than a liter a week. I have bad genetics so I really shouldn't be playing with fire. I like drinking vodka since it's the most flavorless. I shoot it straight. Today I bought whiskey instead for whatever reason. Whiskey makes me gag, but I'm still gonna drink the whole bottle within these 24 hours.
Have a good day fellow anons.
>>36446993
Thank you anon, I appreciate it
>originalio
Go fuck yourself.
A most unique comment
>wholesome text
>mischievous helper
what are you hiding OP? is this bait? are you mocking me? are you lowkey planning to ruin my day?
>complain about no girlfriend
>Have ""waifus"" and only want anime girls
>While saying how much you hate women
Hmmmm
>>36446919
Robots are retarded
What's new?
>>36446919
it's as if there are multiple people of /r9k/ who have different views on women
i thought that was Sahara Ray
time for yet another liquor thread
got some $25 bourbon here
post your poison, space androids
>>36446875
Can't drink quite yet, have tickets for a show tonight, some tearjerker about a cameljockey who gets hatecrimed.
That's fancier than your usual, what's the special occasion.
>>36446940
get drunk anyway, watching a good show while drunk is excellent
I have more money these days, so I can afford better booze. also just sent off my citizenship application
Enjoy your dead kidney and liver LEL
Would you date Oogie Boogie-tan?
I love her so much, do you?
>>36446849
knowing what's inside her, no
>>36446868
You don't like her bugs?
Please apologize to her!
Monster girls only, not girls with monsters
Share your desktop! What do you guys think of my desktop? I secretly hope when I'm in public someone will see it!
>>36446770
>What do you guys think of my desktop?
It's a good way to protect your virginity
Kys you pathetic excuse for a human.
Also oregano
>>36446770
Your desktop is really weird