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>CHAD! I'm so glad you came to my party! I w- Oh. It's just you. Well, just leave my homework on the counter, *sigh* thanks. See you at school on Monday.
>(God, won't this dork just go away? Why is he still here)
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>>36842477
i would like to take you out sometime? what music do you like? can i take you to dinner?
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>>36842477
1. why would you be at the party
2. why would she ask you to do her homework, while at the party
3. implying she would even talk to you to begin with
4. implying she would think twice about you
5. why are you a nigger?
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>So this is the thanks I get ? I go out of my way and do something nice and this is the reaction I get? You know what? That's it, YOU DIE! *sprays her brains across the wall*
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Is it true that if you haven't started on your career, not living with a spouse, and haven't finished some form of high education by the age of 25 you are doomed for LIFE?!
My former friends are 25:
-one works in Cybersecurity
-one is a DJ
-one works in public relations for a government job
-one is a professorial voice actress
All of them live with their boyfriend in a 2 story house in some big city like San Fransisco, Toronto, or LA. Meanwhile I'm a college drop out doing entry level work and I'm not smart/talented enough to do anything else.
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>>36842469
All your friends are gay?
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>>36842537
They're all women. I have trouble making male friends.
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there is no general rule for succes, Leonard Cohen was 30 when he started singing, Steve Jobs didnt finished college and was a dropout until later 20s, etc. it all depends on how good you are
Im 22 and im going to college(unless something happens) next year to become a film maker, I work on professional film last year at 21 and I finished HS the same year on mail(drop out at 16) so Im also a late bloomer and it's hard to think in all the years you wasted being a neet so is better not doing it, you are in your twenties and your friends careers at not imposible to surpase
also why would you want to get married so young? is nice to have a gf and sex but is ridiculous to keep your youth with one partner and becoming a funtional married adult
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Oh hi I'm here for the job interview
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>>36842461
Please, take a seat.
Origigningefegealo
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source OP!
originnskklthoseeyesapsjd
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Come on OP, don't force me to jack off to this screenshot
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>Tfw 8/10 but still a KHV at 22 years old!
You robots will never know the suffering of a robot/chad hybrid. I had to tell a 16 year old girl I've never even kissed a girl! And she looked at me like some subhuman! Vile roastie scum! I just want any female to relieve me of my virginity, so I can drop my title as "KHV Chad"
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE just fug my shit up. Is a qt asian virgin girl too much to ask for?
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Please Any qt asian girl is fine
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>>36842432
>8/10
more like 5/10
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Why won't you pay for a fellow robots healthcare?
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>>36842424
Fuck Boogie.
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lose weight, you fat faggot fuck
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He can afford health care, it's just now insurance companies aren't forced to take on a lemon.
Giving health insurance to boogie is like insuring a house when it's on fire
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Where is my quiet, kind titcow gf? I want one..
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Girls with big tits don't like having them fondled as much as girls with small tits. Fact.
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>>36842490
But if my girlfriend loved me, she would let me indulge.
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>>36842422
But you got one OP; she's in your computer, and inside your heart...
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how do i stop thinking about wanting a girlfriend all the time?
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You can't. It's our curse, familia.
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go fuck yourself . thank you come again
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Get an imaginary one, like me
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Fresh OC, get it while it's hot 'n crispy my dudes.
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I think you got that the wrong way around
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>>36842368
oc thread?
i made this 2 nights ago
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Check out my OC
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Ever since I was a small child, I always felt like my purpose or the human purpose in general is to explore space and make huge discoveries in astronomy and astrophysics.
Now I'm 18 and ending my last year of school. Only 1 exam left, and I just want to study astrophysics but I don't know if I can pull it off or if it will be a great experience for life.
Do you ever felt something similar?
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>>36842367
No, I never had dreams
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>>36842367
Why do you think humanity has a purpose. What do you think will happen once we explore space? How is endless exploration a goal?
Not that we shouldn't explore and colonize space, but we shouldn't pretend its our "higher purpose"
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>>36842367
Faster than light travel is impossible though. Exploring space is pretty pointless besides the rare metal mining we could do. Even traveling at close to the speed of light is impossible because if you hit a tiny pebble or something it would just rip right through the hull.
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1. Use a name in the namefield
2. Share your problemes, ask questions.
3. Be listened to, cared for.
4. Join in group therapy by interacting with the others.
5. Share anecdotes from your life and hear others' take on it; people always normalise their own past, to the point of not seeing obvious abuse, obvious to everyone else but them.
6. Do not be intimidated by regular posters: new people are very, very welcome.
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How to fix borderline?
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>be hanging out in my home town
>Hear distant yelling
>A fucking nuke just dropped
>As the explosion is getting closer and closer i realize there's nothing i can do to escape
>At least i will die alongside everyone else, i wont be a burden to anyone anymore.
>As im being desintegrated i think to myself that I'm finally dead, never been happier before.
>Wake up.
I wish a nuke will erase us from this gay earth, i am sick of this life.
Good evening everyone.
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>>36842419
DBT is reputed for being a worthy help. You can get the book. I hear it's basically about talking to yourself and reminding yourself of what's what, a thing many Borderliners already do by instinct. It was developed by someone with the illness.
I have some of that shit. It's a very variable disorder, though.
What are your symptoms and how intense are they?
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normalscum dont even try to hide it any more, most anons now openly talk about their girlfriends. Talk of their jobs and education is also commonplace. They have ruiNED THE FUCKING BOARD GET THE FUCK OUT YOU ARE NOT WANTED FUCK OFFFFF GO BACK TO SENDING NUDES TO EACHOTHER ON SNAPCHAT OR SOMETHING
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im afraid u dont truly understand what is robot my fren
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>>36842387
fuck off newfag normalscum, you are not a robot. You cant BE a robot, you have no right to BE here
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My girl and i are lmaoing @ ur ass boi
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Why do white people try to attempt music?
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>>36842289
They don't make music, they just steal it off Africans
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I'll take western compositional over your jungle beat any day u niggers
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>>36842289
I know people on this board were autistic but Jesus.
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Let me tell you why I have this specific figure, /r9k/:
>be me 17 years old
>Watch Nico Nico Nii on YouTube
>"whatever"
>go to school next day where friend nicknamed Nico who I met in 2010 says "Nico Nico Nii" randomly three times throughout
>he doesn't know Love Live
>show him video afterwards
>next day/few days after
>finally set up new phone I bought a while ago
>download anime Piano Tiles
>Love Live! School Idol Festival is a recommended app
>was looking for an anime to watch in between seasons of Natsume's Book of Friends
>downloaded the app "just in case"
>May 1, 2016
>watch first episode
>"wow this is great"
>continue watching
>heart fucking drops near the end of ep. 3
>why am I feeling
>start really caring about the girls' success
>consider Maki best girl by ep. 4 or 5
>she already has traits I find attractive
>start relating to her loner personality and social troubles
>normal high schoolers with no superpowers going through realistic problems while chasing a common goal
>ep. 10
>focus on Maki
>really enjoying it
>scene between Maki and Nozomi and everything afterwards resonates with my very being
>throughout real life, had friends but held back certain things
>was shy but smart in school
>kept what vidya I played vague and got kind of nervous whenever someone asked me
>never mentioned weeb stuff out of fear
>was going through a gradual process of opening up more to people
>back to Love Live, "holy shit that was me when I was 15"
>Maki definitively locked in as best girl
>finish season 1 with emotions flowing through me
>Nico worst girl
>procrastinate for a whole week
>was almost the best anime I'd seen in the past year
>buy Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE because it came out and played it
>decide to watch Love Live season 2 at the same time because they're both about idols
>listen to Love Live season 1 soundtrack
>look up composer
>TMS#FE and LL share the same composer
>wtf.jpg
>finish season 2, 7.8/10 too much crying
>leave on summer vacation
>cont
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>>36842241
unrelated but ive been told i look like maki, just with the hairlength/cut and colour, though
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Alright while OP writes the rest here is my Love Live story
>Get curious about this show seeing it mentioned on the internet
>Watch whole season of LL
>WaitASec.png
>Turns out the season I watched first was second season.
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>join group on social media dedicated to Maki
>guy who we'll call Paul is a frequent poster
>think about Maki a lot
>one night, start hugging a pillow
>imagine Maki on it
>warm and comfy feeling inside
>cripplingautism.png
>get back from vacation
>think about Maki too much
>struggle with my thoughts for a week
>August 16, 2016
>have inner monologue Kyon-style
>always thought having a waifu was dumb
>realise I fell in love with Maki
>declare Maki to be my waifu
>start joining more groups and dive into the "Weebscape"
>start obsessively collecting Maki pics
>still save most Maki pics I see to this day
>stay in room for 10 days and feel brain cells dying
>see that Paul had his birthday some time ago and I didn't realise
>check his birthday
>it's August 16
>ENLIGHTENMENT.JPG
>favourite number is 13 for a variety of reasons
>realise that Maki Nishikino is 13 letters long, and her name starts with the 13th letter of the alphabet
>have name with similar characteristics
>HOLLLLLLYYYYYY SHIIIIIIITTTTTTT
>favourite food is tomatoes like her
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>saw the date that I uploaded my most popular video to YouTube
>April 19, 2010
>2010 is when Love Live started
>April 19 is Maki's birthday
>EVERYTHING LED UP TO THIS MOMENT
>think of all the 'coincidences'
>match made in Heaven
>"Destiny is real."
>get involved in online contest featuring Maki and other shenanigans
>cont
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Would having a wife and kid make you happy?
Personally, now that I'm financially independent I'm considering adopting but I have 0 interest in committing to a woman
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they look pretty happy to me
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>>36842284
>americans name their kids 'Track'
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Having a wife, yes
A kid? No
I should learn to love one person first, I couldn't handle 2 at the same time
Im also too worried of what my kids could become in the modern society
I guess I would like a daughter but im too afraid of what could happen to her, would break my heart
Dubs decide what I fap to. No Anime or Gay shit.
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traps arent gay faggot
now jack off to one
dubs confirm traps 100%hetero
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>>36842161
Gay anime shit
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>>36842374
Sorry anon, no dubs. Traps are gay.