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>>34212868
probably the part that starts with "Haha". that just show's you're desperate

You're trolling but still too beta

Should have given her a set time and place instead of "sometime"

>Let's get a drink at faggot bar at 8pm Saturday

>>34212868
Why'd you ask like that though? Couldn't you have been a tad less creepy?

It would just be a lot of laws that make it legal for me to fuck anyone and anything. But I'm sure the UN would get involved.

>>34212862
Set an armory with 3 coconuts, a fish and half a kiwi and go reestablish the Roman Empire.

declare war on the US, everyone on the island becomes a soldier, I become general and kill as many yanks as I can

Everyone in my family likes my little sisters better than me
One of them can even drive

None of your business
Sauce is @APerlamassiel (Mamitas Ricas)
Thanks for the boss fapping material.You da man.

my brother has gone to jail 4 times, each time for a year, was a drug addict, and yet people in my family seem to like him more than me, plus he had a revolving set of whores that he fucked constantly. now he has a girlfriend and two kids..... hmm i wonder why, oh i know, because he's better looking than me.

>>34212659
thats literally my life at work, fucking normies dont get it so i really cant say anything, they already call me weirdo and forever alone because i dont have a gf. oh well.

i sent my gf like 100 4chan memes and she commented on all the ones except those roflmao

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>>34212659
These 2 guys at my work think they're so 'out there' and edgy for just knowing 4chan exists, via reddit.
>"H-heh, Hey, Anon, c-check this out..they made that one frog a hate symbol."
>Have to act oblivious
>They ham it up and occasionally say 'kek'

of course your used up old hag roastie sister is jealous of fresh meat

No, that's literally not was pedophilia means. Liking 16 year olds is legal in almost all countries and they're fully developed body-wise. If you didn't like 16 year olds, you'd be literally gay.
Your sister is just a normie cunt.

Tell her that.

>Is liking fully developed women pedophilia?

>her artwork and music is depraved filt
>I tell her the truth
>she gets distant
Does she want me lie?!??!

>>34212697
You should have just let her be the shitty person she's always been

>>34212648
>>he eats pussy before he's married

Nobody eats it after. It goes off.

>>34212645
If he really means that he loves you platonically then no OP, he's gone. But I've never been in a relationship so I really don't know how would know if he still loved you.

Why don't you go to /adv/?

I originally cringed.

Post your taste in anime and hentai.

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>>34212645
sorry for so many spoilers.

i love him so much and it hurts that i can't be with him. everyone in my life is so mean to me except him. he's the light of my life.

>be chad
>get money
>fuck your bitch
>die
>go to heaven

>>34212535
>15 through 17
>girls c r a w l i n g all over me everywhere I go
>18 now
>too busy to socialize due to my full-time job being essay writing to pay for college
>even my part-time modeling has to be put on the back burner due to this
>when I get to college, everyone will be dyed hair tumblrinas
>the head of all the tech organizations will probably be #WomynInStem: The Person

But I also deride those salty loser fucks who say "high school was the best time of their lives"
I guess I better just go tranny

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thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNAVXNFlsQE

stop fucking muting me for 4 minutes and 16 seconds

it's a symptom not a cause jkglkglk

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>>34212511
yes, it makes me think that someone will love me one day which just can't be true

>>34212511
yes. it'll make you obsessed with girls cuter than anything you'll ever reasonably be able to obtain.

god punished you for being a chad

>>34212463
Sharpie in crippled pooper. Now

sux man. in few years robots will come and they will clean the ass for you and do whatever you want.
automatic penis pumps and automatic dildos
your all set

>>34212462
dumb image poster

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>>34212462
they don't. if you use /r9k/ and have believe in the "roastie" meme or hate most women, you don't deserve it.

as long as you love each other and want to build a life together, it doesn't matter who she had sex with prior to meeting you.

>>34212462
Well go in my shoes for a second. I could be a virgin or a cuckold. Which do you think I'll pick?

>>34212418
8(no spam)ch(.)net/christian/index.html

realize how terrifying Hell can be and then have a near death experience

at least that's how I see most christcucks go about it

How salvation works plain and simple

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CwQm0PMVpK4

The historical case for Christ's resurrection.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C_B4HkbZUTI

What is the gospel?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xx1RUNdRSmk

Failure of false religions.

http://www.reformedapologeticsministries.com/2015/01/failure-of-religions-to-provide.html?m=1

This guy's videos are great study assuming you are not just trolling.

He's really that fat? You can't tell from the picture

let him fuck your skelly asshole since I know you're a faggot because you got triggered by a teenager.

fire at will your fat insults
one at the time

>forcing you
>not paying

That's not how it works, lad.

>>34212408
this
is this just a bait thread op?

During your first two semesters just do Gen Eds while you figure out what you like. No matter what your major is you'll need some kind of lab science, etc.

>>34212326
invite me pls

>>34212326
I don't like smoking though. Could I be on the next room playing vidya in peace?

>>34212358
Um sure I guess >>34212358