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How would you react if you saw a girl pee herself in public?
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>>38419206
I'd call the cops, FBI, interpol, fox news, CNN, live stream it on periscope, make a twitter and facebook account to livestream it there as well
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>>38419206
she seems really relaxed about it, is it normal in europe
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>>38419206
Id get a boner tbqh lad

Watching girls pee is hot

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Alright robots, imma hit you with some real knowledge. Women peak in their early 20s. This is when they are having the time of their life. It's the easiest their career has ever been with a significant raise in income from before (if they even had a job before). They are the hottest they have ever been. And they currently know the most people before they settle in. You compare yourself, another young to mid 20s guy, to these women who are at their living apex. Men peak in their late 20s to early 30s. You physically look more attractive the older you get, this is especially true for white guys and asian guys. Your career is more stable as opposed to the grueling early work of most STEM or business-related jobs. Just being older is inherently a western beauty ideal.

Now this is where most robots will call me out.
>well, I don't want some roastie 28 year old who has been shoving chad's cock in her for nearly a decade

This is the magic right here. As a 29 year old, you can still have sex with 20 year olds. They almost prefer it and you will inevitably be put into a Chad state as her peers despise you for having life experience that they just can not match up to.
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>>38419192
Men peak at all sort of different ages, because their peak is determined by social status and money instead of fertility
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>>38419192
>Women peak in their early 20s.
>They are the hottest they have ever been
not really, its actually the reason my gf is 17
dont worry its legal here
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>>Women peak in their early 20s.
True.
>>Men peak in their late 20s to early 30s.
Not in terms of looks.
>>You physically look more attractive the older you get
This is just a meme. If you're ugly at 20 you'll not become attractive at 30. Don't forget that some men start to lose hair early.

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anyone here watch doctor who? if so what do you think about the decision to make the doctor into a female?
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I think its the last fucking straw.
Time to start the MGTOW beta uprising is what I think.
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>>38419251

Really it's the last straw for you.
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>>38419251
>>38419313
i'll give her a chance but if it goes into "men=bad" fuck it, im out

>tfw type 1 diabetic since birth, have adhd, major depression, bipolar 2
>tfw Medicaid has ended - all my medications are like $1000 a month without insurance
>tfw im working like a slave and it takes all my money + some of my parents to get life sustaining medication
>tfw /pol/tards tell me to just fucking die because le ebin edgy natural selection, and /adv/ just tells me to keep going
>tfw i am royally fucked. there is no way out.
this is all a fucking joke. all of it. life. its just a prison.
i can only hope that north korea launches their nukes and jamal and tyrone begin a nigger uprising and kill me.
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If I were in you I'd consider moving to a EU country.
Welfare is good, y'know?
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>>38419182
I genuinely want to fucking work and go be a good American though, but I'm just fucked. ALL my fucking money pays for my medication. And I don't have fucking time to go and get training for something other than Walmart cart pushing. I don't even have the money for it either.

Fucking god, free markets are great, but holy fuck, why!? This is fucking insane. This is literal slavery. Why the fuck does /pol/ defend this shit?
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>>38419250
Why should you slave away your life for a country that literally lets you die if you can't afford astronomically expensive meds?
Fuck it, if you have to be patriotic about a country choose one that isn't ruled by greedy businessmen.

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>calling yourself a robot
>not lisnin to nightcore

fuck off to reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdOd-8Bse4s
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>>38419072
>listening to nightcore

Just fuck off in general
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>>38419072
>Listens to LITERAL tween music
>Acts like he's superior to anyone
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>>38419072
>tfw you don't listen to music just because it has anime girls stamped on it
who am I kidding clearly you wouldn't know this feel

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Goku would beat Superman in a fight without even having to go super saiyan
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Agreed. Frieza would even be able to beat Superman, easily.

Frieza is above the level of Darkseid, who cannot destroy planets with a single finger, and Darkseid is reasonably close to Superman's strength.
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>>38419104
I unironically believe that even Tien would give superman a hard time
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Content made for kids lmao virgins

What do you robots do to make ends meet?

I wagecuck working landscape construction. It's hot and it sucks. Once I can pass a drug test I'm getting a better job.
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co-own a restaurant with my old buddy

Pretty nice and not so busy since i'm no longer the head cook and just kind of "supervise" and such. Also get to go on long drives to costco to buy ingredients

7/10 job.
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>>38419008

Burning through my military savings paying for school (pre-med), thinking of taking a pharmacy tech job at CVS.
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>Currently:
Paralegal making ~45K/yr
>Next month:
Going to law school full time, so leaving paralegal job. Will try doing deliveries in free time via postmates. Already applied and should be good to start well before Aug 1.

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I get autism bux due to mental disorders.

My parents will be buying me an apartment to live in. So I will finally have my own place at 30.

Will I be able to get pussy then? Just pretending I'm a day trader or something?
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Probs not no. Sorry dude.
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>>38418896
You don't have to get a job or anything? You just get to live in your apartment and NEET it up, or what?
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No, you worthless leach

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So what is your fetish ?
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Giantess (especially gentle)
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>>38418894
The most degenerate fetish: affection.
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>>38418894
being a sissy white femboy and getting raped by a big black guy

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Has there ever been more of an /ourguy/ than Nick Drake?

>died a virgin
>6'3, handsome yet rejected the normie lifestyle
>lived with his parents
>wrote songs about the ideal life and the suffering of man
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i saw a thread about him like a week ago. i think he was kinda robot.
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>>38418829
>6'3, handsome
That makes him not our guy.
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>>38419524
>That makes him not our guy.
Did you read the other parts?

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https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/tweaker-nation
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>tfw no methed out roastie gf
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>>38418775
All tweakers are better off dead, sadly in NY the heroin epidemic is out of control.

I've never met a tweaker that didn't ruin everyone else's life. One girl told the town she had cancer so everyone raised money, and her grandma even sold her house, to raise around $70k. It all went to drugs and she got put in jail once caught.

I'm a security guard in retail and I hate junkies even when they're not high. I can spy them from a mile away and they ALWAYS steal. When they steal while high it's nightmare mode because they fight and look like super strength zombies.
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>>38418775
lmfao women are fucking retarded
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>>38418775

https://fuckedupmethslut.tumblr.com

>Something that the majority of people who have never been sexually abused don't fully understand is that there are different levels of desire and wanting.

>When I was four or five years old, my rapist and I developed a system. He gave me what I now describe as, "The Look", and I would meet him in the location which I saw him walking towards.
>I knew what was going to happen when I went with him. I knew that he was going to rape me in some form. I knew it was going to hurt. But I went anyway.
>For years this translated into, "I wanted it." I am 22 years old now and I still sometimes think that my choices meant that I had a desire to be raped.
>Except this-once, when I was five despite knowing our secret "look" I decided to ignore him. He gave me the eyes and I never went to meet him. And he never came back to find me so I figured I was safe. I wasn't old enough to recognize the fact that I still wasn't safe unless I stayed near other adults. but because of this false perception of safety, I decided to go potty before we left grandmas house. My dad would always ask my brother and me if we had to "use" because the drive home was long. This time I said yes. I went to the bathroom and he was in there, seemingly waiting for me, and he hurt me worse than I had ever been hurt by him before. Then he said, "that'll teach you to ignore me. Next time I look at you, you better come with me."-so I never ignored him again

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>"Here's your steak Master, cooked just the way you like. Eat up, before it goes cold."
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*slurp slurp* Mmmm, delicious. You've sure outdone yourself this time!
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>>38418765
bechamel doesn't go on steak you stupid whore. Your dick is a health hazard, get it out of my kitchen.
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>>38418765
better not be poisoned, i know how much you want to escape whore. you better take a bit first to be sure you fucking slave

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Watch the first 20 minutes of this and tell me you don't want to kill all normies. How do normies let this behavior slide? How do they not realize women have everything handed to them on a silver patter? How do they not realize the true nature of Stacy? Why is this considered normal? She downs 15 drinks (to get drunk enough to fuck a random guy, as if she needs to be drunk to do that at all) because Chad broke up with her and now she feels bad. She then proceeds to tell another girl off and start bawling. What the fuck are even women? Woman purge when?
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>>38418739
oops, forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dja8Zx39Jks
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>>38418739
>woman hate thread gets no replies
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>>38418739
Also, watch from about 40 mins. Women are fucking insane.

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Is it worth it bros? I'm thinking about ending it. Thoughts?
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>>38418707
It is your own choice. People who do it dont really have any other option but the fact you are questioning means you o.
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>>38418707

what if the universe doesn't have a plan or concet of death and you just exist with nowhere to go
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>>38418707
hey if u can't take it anymore just do it, it's your life after all.

hi guys i just graduated college with a masters of law.
my family doesn't care, and my classemates threw a party but they didn't invite me.
say something nice to me.
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>>38418685
Congrats anon! Hopefully you will find a good and stable job soon so you can afford whatever you want!
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>>38418685
Cheers lad, I'll take a shot of Icelandic Schnapps for you!

What are you going to do with your degree?
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>>38418685
Why didn't they invite you?

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