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>>38174562
>>38174562
my friends & i tried the strawberry mochi but we wanted the guava (i guess they ran out) i want to try itttttttttttt but if you have tell me if its delish first :)

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>>38174562
Because there's...a whole lot of food to select from

not going to get mochi today though maybe we'll see hehe

I think the were designed specifically to allow quick sex.

It's whore attire. There are no pure virgins in Japan, they all get groped on the train and enjoy it.

>>38174551
>tfw will travel to Japan soon
>will get to see girls from all ages wearing skirts
don't worry op. I'll take extra look at them for your sake

>>38174546

I thought mercer was Anthony fantano for the longest time

>>38174564
.... I can't ever unsee that now.

>>38174546
Hapas. Mulattos at least realize they'll never be accepted by whites so the majority just try to be like blacks when accept anybody.

>>38174509
put it on your dick and take a picture

>it's just a claw sheath

find something more disgusting

>>38174531
naw it's skin from the pad

You FOOL! Lethal injection... lethal injection happens!!!

Dumbass if it's just a misdemeanor you will literally never hear about it if you stay out of that state for the rest of your life.
It might show up on a cori check or something but let's just be honest, you're a chef at Wendy's and that's never gonna change

>>>/adv/ you normalfag shit, if you defended yourself from ruffians, it means that you went outside therefore you don't belong

>>38174455
I pour rubbing alcohol on bacteria

>>38174455
I used to. Especially cats. Why?

>>38174455
Yeah, tell your mom she was my bitch last night

She has no morals and her mom didn't raise her right.

She finds it easy to talk to you but not worth her time during the day. It's also possible that she wants to keep you a secret for various reasons. She could possibly masturbate about you regularly.

>>38174373
It means she's drunk or high and thinks it would be a good idea to text you.

That's actually a good sign. It means she's not sure you like her, but once she's three sheets to the wind her inhibitions drop and she can't stop herself from texting you.

Booty call that shit before I do.

>wanting or caring about "satisfying women"

>>38174369
Your penis was made for women you idiot. There is no small penis deformity. Each woman has different lengths of vaginal canals like a man's penis size. If you are short among men, go find a short girl among girls and she will most likely be the perfect match for you. If you were born a female you would have a small vagina if you have a small penis autist.

But this is a bait thread. And the penis is flaccid so you can't tell how big he is. You must be a roastie. If a man hasn't had sexual contact or masturbation in sometime the penis retracts in size dramatically. If you've masturbated or had sexual contact within the last few days your penis stay as a state where it isn't erect or completely flaccid.

>>38174433
you can stretch a pussi, you cant stretch out a dick

Lose a bit of weight, grow a beard, and get a decent haircut

Lose weight, get a pair of glasses that look good, get a better haircut, finally (and this is the most important) stop going on 4chan. Seriously. 4chan corrupts your soul and changes your outlook on life which give you an abrasive personality.

>>38174360
Oh god, I hope that's not really you because that monster is hideous and far beyond any hope of improvement

>>38174271
How old are you?
You are going grey

>>38174271
>shave head
>problem solved

>>38174297
19, not sure if I really am going grey but I can assure you that the picture was taken in front of an open window with the cameras flash on.

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>>38174267
Stop worshiping their body and enslaving your body to your sexual desires through masturbation because that excasberates them. So basically quit looking at women in public. Stop watching pornography. Stop using your sexual processes through masturbation and then your body will adapt and catch on.

That's how. You're welcome. Now send me some money.

>>38174267
That's the cruelest part. You can't. You're always going to feel the desire for companionship and to have sex. The longing feeling of never having a gf will never go away

>>38174267
why am I looking in a mirror. this pic has been flipped

>>38174263

They're talking about fembots of course!

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i had an autismal crush on the short haired one when i was younger when that "all the things she said" song became popular

like, pacing back and forth praying she'd somehow find me in the middle of rural nowhere and kiss me autismal

then i see her now and i thank god she stayed away

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>>38174358
God why did she ruin her looks like that :/ she was a GOAT tomboy and sort of first to make me realize I was gay

>>38174242
meth will fry your brain.
you can enjoy a nice line of dope with weed.
you don't have to shoot up

>>38174242
Sounds pretty close to my experience. It really is just like a slightly stronger adderall.

>>38174276

The pins and needles thing is unique. You don't get that with adderral. But that only lasts a few mins. After that you're basically on adderrall.

>Vice
Kill yourself. Sage

Bumping this great thread I love Jake Paul

>Thunderfoot

AronRa is a million times better in the atheist youtuber scale.

>>38174173
They don't have hair on their asses faces or chests

>>38174412
ever heard of hair removal?

Because most 100% straight people aren't ok with fucking trannies and only turn to the boipucci meme out of desperation.