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9 years till I'm driving the car of the year and fucking 2D characters. Must feel awful to be a loser, isn't that right, anon?

>>37239615
Are you a nigger anon?
if so that's good because the incel rage diversity quota needs to be met

>>37239615
You're fucking young.
Why this board is filled with youngfags.
Jesus christ I need to leave 4chan.

This shit pisses me off. There he is all comfy in a hospital bed and being taken care of. I'm not racist but it should be hanging from the lampposts after being drawn and quartered. Society has no place for people like that.

If black people are evil, that would make white people literally Satan.

>>37239590
Says the filthy deceitful nigger.

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lost my job again

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Based Jezza knew all along. If he doesn't get it in I think I'm gonna leave. Too scary to imagine how bad the next 5 years will get under Theresa Thatcher

If you're ready this Mummy May, I can assure you this was meant as satire. Pls don't kill me and throw me in the canal.

>>37239550
Have you looked down the back of the sofa

>>37239171
I knew there was a reason I was on /r9k/ this early, whats goinn on?

>>37239608
>I knew there was a reason I was on /r9k/ this early, whats goinn on?

It's Wednesday, afternoons are off to students and teachers in my country. The great weekend begins now.

I'm leaving tonight so I thought I'd start things early.

How are you?

>>37239621
I'm getting worse. Feel the worst of my depression creeping back up on me. Another week or two and I'll be about where I was when we met.

>>37238556
How old is that laptop? Looks ancient.

>>37238556
At work so no pics, not clean but not dirty. Just cluttered.

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Me, and my room.

>>37238519
i don't know anon
you gotta know yourself and do what it needs to be done to get a gf

I don't really want one. I guess I want one but I'm so far removed at this point I've accepted I'll probably be alone for most of my life

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Because I have a boyfriend instead anon.

That doesn't exist. If it does, it'll end up being bad. Her heart will be impure.

I want a shitload of money so I don't ever have to work in my life.

I'd take four million dollars

I'm a dude, but from the girls I've talked to it's normal for them not to be aroused simply by looking at a dude's body. Even when they ask for nudes they're usually getting off from the ability to be so attractive that a dude will send them their dick or whatever.

More often then not, the biggest thing that gets women off is watching other girls get fucked.

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Maybe you need some real life stimulation, I mean why did you actually make this thread ?

It's fucking pointless, I'm in London if you want some fucc

>>37235462
OP here I usually just read erotic stories that fulfill what I like at the time. Dick pics are worse than body pics. With a body pic at least I can sort of read an emotion if I can see the face but dick is even less that than so I don't get it at all what's supposed to be hot about it. I guess I get that the guy is trying to show you you made him hard or whatever but the picture its self is meaningless to me.

>>37234956
6.3/10 this is gonna be good original twice original

Original for good measure

Because there's the expectation that other men will step in to defend women against men.

Probably is, that's a lose/lose scenario. There's no win there, because if he's like that and she hasn't left, chances are she never will. All you'll be doing is potentially getting an ass whopping, or at worst a criminal record as the woman defends her man and says your help was unprovoked.

You did the right thing anon.

>woman fucks Jamal and ignores you
>gets beaten up when he inevitably chimps out
>"help me anon help me"

Fucking bitch deserved

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Gril template, still need a good boi template.

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I had >>37234541 before, it was so awesome.

She killed herself 2 years ago, as of yesterday.

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I have a hard time imagining what she'd say, but here's a list of attributes.

>White
>Blue or green eyes
>Thicc butt/hips/thighs
>Good sense of humour, can keep a joke going
>Knows her maymays, both new and ancient
>Easygoing, not that amibitious
>Nice but can give/take bantz
>No major mental issues
>Doesn't drink much or do drugs
>Enthusiastic about some things, generally optimistic
>Virgin
>Indoorsy
>Plays Nintendo vidya
>Enjoys 50's/60's music or at least likes hearing me talk about it
>Takes some initiative in conversation, asks what I'm up to, etc.
>Either likes fat dudes or will push me to lose weight

[my own name]
as god my witness

I'm not posting personal info on 4chan.

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Myself.

(Jonathan)

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>children dying is a good thing
You wonder why you're alone and nobody wants you.

Agreeing with anon here, you kind of deserve being alone if you're willing to post shit like this

>>37226240
Have you ever stopped to think people turn out like that because they are alone and unwanted and never the other way around? Of course not ivory tower normie coasting life on comfy ez mode, not even glad when a future liberal slut roastie got what she wanted?

Nordwood cemetery nooooo

Stop dude. I feel like it finally took a break for a year or two.

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>>37225855
>just shave your head, anon

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>>37225160

There are so many good bf's out there.

It is time to go full gay.

>>37225160
Because getting cheated on and putting up with drug problems and drama doesn't sound remotely amusing.

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>>37225260
>There are so many good bf's out there.
>This was a serious post

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>>37223892
show me how much u care about me and shoot yourself

>>37223852
Yeah it can be pretty amazing being a girl, three weeks out of four.

My brother was browsing Reddit on his PC, I gave him an over-the-shoulder forehead kiss and he kissed me back on the cheek. We're going to bed soon.