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>one chance at life
>not gay
>have to deal with disgusting females to fulfill my sexual desires

Life is suffering
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>>35260944
simple , just don't do that ... at all
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>>35260944
Just masturbate to fulfill your sexual desires...
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>one chance in life
>born ugly manlet in a shitty third world country with no chances of becoming qt trap so that can chad wrek my boipussi while jerking me off and sucking off huge bbcs.

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why don't you drink a glass of milk?
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I do, 1L of milk every day
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>>35260932
Holy shit anon, slow your roll, he said a glass not a jug
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>>35260909

I think I will. Make mine a moloko plus

If women know that sex is mostly what men want from them, why do they make sex so hard to get?
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Because it's just a game for them?
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Because nobody owes you shit
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>>35260892
Because to be pounded is to be owned

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pure, good-hearted girls no longer exist.
a literal pornstar is the current biggest role-model for women.
western culture has been destroyed by degeneracy and hedonism.
who do you think is to blame for this?
im not saying it was (((them))).... but they ARE the ones in control of the media....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL2od1AF_Cs

<<this is a no-female thread. no females allowed to post in this thread. Thanks!>>
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Of course they exist. They just want nothing to do with you.
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>>35260877
hahahahahahahaahahaha!! you crack me up..... oh jesus... thats a good one.

so.. where do these girls exist?
are they the well educated ones? oops, no they go to university/college living the "party lifestyle"....

is it perhaps the dumb ones who go straight into work? oops, no... theyre all sucking their boss/supervisors dick for a promotion or pay rise....

then... could it be the NEET's? nope! theyre all camwhoring for money online....
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>>35260814
I'd say the sexual revolution was what sent civilization in this downward spiral, there's a lot of things I think we can link it to, I'm not a historian but I'd say it helped created the black American culture you see today as well as stupid things like pride parades and flamboyant gays. More massive problems directly caused by it were:

>sleeping around
>break down of family values
>trannies
>more STI's
>tension between men and women
>degenerate fetishes

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Got out of robotdom and got a gf. I'd like to help you out by answering questions in the most neutral and informative way I can.

Not everything is what you think, and in fact your problems are derived in part by what you make of the whole sex and having a gf thing.

Had I know what I know now, I would have spent my time in a more productive way without feeling like shit for it.
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>>35260809

What are you babbling about?

Originally?
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>>35260809
its true. gf wont make you happy. sex isnt all that wonderful. life is a grind and thats why i like it, its challanging.
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>>35260842

I was a wizard-level robot but suddenly got out of it.

I can answer any questions about what having a gf really is and what robots get wrong ( in respect to what it is in reality )

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ive been a NEET for 10 years how do i explain this at a job interview
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>>35260744
tell them you've been hustling, getting mad street cred
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I'm going full NEET in a few months after a long stint of working. My plan is to start a part-time business so that I can have some filler in my resume if I need/want to go back to work.

I'm not convinced it has to be much, just something to talk about.

If you haven't already, my advice is to either take an online course, start a blog, or just try some things out. Being NEET is a gift in a sense, but use that time for *something*

A great website to look at is ranprieur.com. I admire this guy quite a bit. He's the real-deal NEET and has escaped society to live in his own way.
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I'm going on one year and I'm starting to get nervous as well. I still haven't resolved my mental issues and I sincerely doubt I'll overcome them and get a job by June (1 year anniversary of my highschool graduation).

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Anyone else tried xanax? If so, how do they manage to immense tiredness? I took 2mg and it's pretty nice but the desire to just collapse is massive.

Drugs thread I guess
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STOP PUSHING THE PHARMAJEW YOU SICK TWISTED ASSHOLES
EVERY DAY WITH THE BENZO SHIT
YOU ARE WORSE THAN THE TRAP POSTERS
YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO DESTROY LIVES
INB4 SHILLS LOL JUST HANDLE YOUR DRUGS BRO
THES PEOPLE ARE ROBITS THEY CAN'T HANDLE SHIT AND XANAX DOESN'T HAVE A JUST HANDLE THATS WHY ZOMBIE PIECES OF SHIT ALL OVER OUR COUNTRY ARE DROPPING OUT OF THE WORLD
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35260674
>how do they manage to immense tiredness?
Its a sedative drug, its meant to make you tired and out of it. That's literally the basis for its recreational use. Maybe you should try uppers instead, kiddo.
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>>35260674
Benzos are nice but horribly strong and addictive. You should try valium first.

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why haven't you taken the Dude pill?
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I have taken the Murdock/Orr pill instead
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>>35260646

I did. I took it a long time ago when reading Nieztche
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>>35260646
Man, you know, like, I don't know man.

Not everything has to be about Vietnam man

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STOP

Take a screenshot of your screen and post it. NOW.
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>>35260587
Primo kek

Oregano
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>>35260587
Op is autistic

originarudorandodesu
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>>35260587
??? are you an idiot

jelltybeans

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>born in poor little small town
>literally the coldest place in the us
>it's literally below freezing every day from October to April
>born in really poor family
>live in a kinda biggish house that's really broken down scrappy and ragged
>only have a handful of friends
>they all treat me like shit and i don't really like them that much
>despite me being the poorest person out of everyone I know the government still didn't cover my college costs so I'm in debt for no reason don't even have a degree
>my body literally always feels like shit
>every day I'm sick and tired have naeusea have insomnia depression etc
>because of this I get addicted to weed because it's the only thing to help me sleep and my stomach
>now 24 without a cent to my name and no job
>parents never bought me a car live in a rural area so I have to travel upwards 40 miles a day and that's just if I got a part time job which is all there is
>the max earning potential here is about 35k and i live in an expensive as fuck state with high cost of living
>live nowhere near a major city literally have to drive 5 hours to see a small city with one amusement park and no concerts
>have never been on an airplane on vacation stayed in a hotel or seen a beach
>literally just want to leave all of this for a big city where I can make friends and not hang out with shit people and maybe go to the beach and do some stuff on the weekends here and there
>cost of living and wages between this place and a decent city are so fucking drastic and crazy I could never do it
>literally just dream of telling this place to fuck off every day and just hop on a bus with nothing and never look back

And that's how I became the robot I am today. Someone take pity. That's just the tip of the icerberg btw.
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>>35260507
If I were in your shoes, I'd just leave. Travel. I mean, fuck, what Do you have to lose at this point. You're free man.
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>>35260582
Besides health sleep and time nothing
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>>35260582
I feel for you, meng and second this advice. Just get out of that shit pit ASAP. Whatever you need to do, do it.

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I had a beautiful dream last night. I had cut off some people's limbs and stitched them together with wire so they became like a contraption so to speak.

I was obtaining two more victims one female and one male. The male ran and I saw he was hiding in a bath rub so I hit him over the head with a hammer until he died. Then I had a really nice surgical saw and cut him open out of curiosity. And saw what inner muscle systems and intestines looked like.

Of course he expected me to not murder him in the dream but I did anyways and with such force comically he was beheaded by the hammer.

Then I woke up.

I've always figured myself to be a psychopath or sociopath and is this dream telling me something about that?

Does anyone else have these sorts of dreams or urges?
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Honestly dude, no. My dreams (that I remember) involve sex, flying DBZ style, and fighting supervillains.

We all have a dark side that romanticizes serial killers but yours goes beyond whats normal.

You should probably seek professional help before you do something stupid and become Tyrones prison wife.
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>>35260862
I have dreams like this, sometimes I enjoy it, sometimes it's just happening around me and I observe feeling nothing. I'm assuming you watch a lot of horror/gore stuff?
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>>35260375
Meant this one
orginla

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There's no excuse for not getting laid. Ever. If you're not getting laid, no matter how ugly you are, it's your fault. If I'm not getting laid, I don't blame my birth defect, it's because I'm not out there working my ass off to impress a bitch and get some pussy with what I DO have. Yeah it's hard work, boo hoo.
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>>35260309
This thread will die a quiet, lonely death.
Just like the fags not replying.
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>>35260309

Most of us realize this, anon. A lot of the anger stems from the fact that we have to work 10x as hard to get women as a good looking, socially graceful guy does. It's more "It's not fair" than "It's bloody impossible", at least in my siuatation.
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>>35260538
Stop bumping your own bait.

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STOP POSTING NUDES DURING WORKING HOURS. I'm trying to make my work day go faster
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Yellow board means NSFW (Not Safe For Work) you silly goose.

Get off /r9k/ and make me some Neetbux, wagie.
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>>35260286
>browsing a NSFW at work
what did he mean by this
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>>35260314
Pol is a yellow board but nudity gets you banned

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ITT: We list good habits for self-improvement.
I'll start:
Cold showers
Nofap or quitting porn
Drinking only water
Working out regularly
Starting an instrument
etc..
Gimme more :)
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>>35260284
More like habits to make life worse
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>Cold showers
meme
>Nofap or quitting porn
fapping without porn is fine
>Drinking only water
tea is often nice, it's soda you want to avoid
>Working out regularly
this
>Starting an instrument
also this

also

>Jordan Peterson's self-authoring
SORT YOURSELF OUT, IT'S NO JOKE.
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quitting 4chan would objectively improve your life

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Take the true redpill wagecucks. . . Socialism!

>tfw work in co-op and everyone has a say in business affairs
>tfw we all care for each other and make sure we're all ok
>tfw i don't need to worry about money
>tfw no longer working myself to the bone
>tfw i truly control what i make and no boss who does no work is stealing my surplus value

Come on robots Socialism is the answer. Join a co-op, read Das Kapital, and then get militant.
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Communism is for lazy shits that never will do anything to fix shit.
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go back to /leftypol/ faggot
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>>35260279

nigger im a socialist you politically inept retard

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