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How much poop has your favorite celebrity produced in his/her lifetime?
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Do I actually have depression or does my brain just trick me into thinking that I'm sad?
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>>38378020
>Do I actually have depression or do I have depression
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The real question is, does depression hold you back, or does comfort and apathy hold you back?

Was he a robot?
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/07/14/us/pennsylvania-bucks-county-cosmo-dinardo-sean-kratz.html
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this was a neat read, thanks man

i remember someone on /b/ posted the story earlier this week about them disappearing, he said he went to the same high school as them.
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>>38378008
>abuse of a corpse.
NANI

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I can't set up an old game project I had to work on for Java 101 in eclipse, it's not importing correctly and I don't have the old instructions. not that the instructions worked anyway, as far as I remember
I was going to work on it for fun, but now I just want to eat or self-harm to take the frustration away
I'm just going to paste the trace and ask you guys what I should do - if I don't keep working on it then I don't know where I should go with programming right now

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.NullPointerException
at com.brackeen.javagamebook.graphics.OptionsMenu.<init>(OptionsMenu.java:86)
at com.brackeen.javagamebook.graphics.StartMenu.<init>(StartMenu.java:29)
at com.brackeen.javagamebook.tilegame.GameManager.main(GameManager.java:27)
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my skills have gotten so rusty
I don't know what to do
I used to be able to zone out when programming so easily
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I don't know what I'm supposed to do now
should i just go back to programming brainteasers and hope something good happens
do bumps even work on this board

>feel like shit as usual
>suddenly remember that I'm not a hairlet cuck
>run my fingers through my full head of hair
>feel better
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My nine millimeter and my nine in my speaker
My nine inch beat her when it's time to get sweeter
My nine millimeter and my nine in my speaker
My nine inch beat her when it's time to get sweeter
My nine millimeter and my nine in my speaker
My nine inch beat her when it's time to get sweeter
My nine millimeter and my nine in my speaker
My nine inch beat her when it's time to get sweeter
My nine millimeter and my nine in my speaker
My nine inch beat her when it's time to get sweeter
My nine millimeter and my nine in my speaker
My nine inch beat her when it's time to get sweeter
My nine millimeter and my nine in my speaker
My nine inch beat her when it's time to get sweeter
My nine millimeter and my nine in my speaker
My nine inch beat her when it's time to get sweeter
My nine millimeter and my nine in my speaker
My nine inch beat her when it's time to get sweeter
My nine millimeter and my nine in my speaker
My nine inch beat her when it's time to get sweeter
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>school is a blast, everyone is my friend and straight As all around
>lose my virginity at age 12 simply by being myself
>being socially well adjusted, i enter for a job interview
>become hired as CEO after giving the interviewer a firm handshake
>thousands of one-night stands due to my confidence
>invited to every party in the world, never once complained about feet
>not even 19 and im living with my cute wife in a georgian mansion
I dont get why you robots are always complaining. Life is easy as hell
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>no autistic gf to take care of so I can forget about my problems
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It really hurts inside /r9k/

>live in a shithole hispanic town
>school is literally filled with Chads and Staceys
>hate taking walks because since our town in so small you could turn a corner and bump into a shit talking Chad.
>Mom wants me to actually do something physical for the summer
>signs me up for basketball
>even more shit talking Chads that were way better than me
>leave
>Stacey lives down the street from me, leaving my street swarming with Chads

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>>38377828
Why do you care? What's the worst that can happen? Why do you let shame, feelings of inadequacy and emotional pain rule you?
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>>38377828
Hey do you want to get fucked by my Hispanic COCK? I promise it'll feel good

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Tell me about the last good conversation you had.
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So I work with this guy who was born in '71. I was born in '97. We talked about how growing up in that era was and what he thinks of the teens he sees. Say, a batch every 5 years. He says it's a big generalization but kids my age have very shit work ethic.

He doesn't think we're fucked but we just gotta figure out how to use a spoon to feed ourselves. He did admire my work ethic tho.
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I talked to this really cute girl last night for like 5 hours straight and had an awesome time. Today I ghosted her for literally no reason...why am I like this bots I want off this ride
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>>38377795
My closest friend is working with me on a small project over the summer. He drove down to my hometown, we worked on what we had to do and then went out to get lunch. Talked about different things, mostly drum corps since he's really big on that stuff. Hanging out with him is always maximum comfy, neither of us have to bother putting up any sort of front or filter around each other. I can literally b myself and he likes me for who I am. I've been trying my absolute hardest not to fall in love with him

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>filenames area now into the 1500000000000s
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Going to start my designated shitwiper job at the hospital next week. Any advice from you robots?
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shut your brain off during work hours and be prepared to feel powerful suicidal thoughts every night for the rest of your life
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>>38377734
have you worked in a similar position before?

The meme shop.
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>>38377694
I know this is bait but
>phoneposter
>Overwatch
>KYM
>SUCC
Kill yourself.

sage

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Some people in this thread need a dose of morphine edition
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>>38506564
Who still goes to movie night?
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You DID vote for Gondola, right?
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3rd for I got warned for avataring and i'm worried about doing it

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>Oh my, Anon. I haven't seen you since high school! How you been? How long have you had the fat disease?
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I'd pick up a rock and beat her to death with it
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>>38377658
I would cease my existence. I'm not even fat, but what the hell. No one is this terrible, anon! Stop it!
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>be friends with this girl in 5th grade
>was aware of my horrible looks at the time
>friend tells me he can hook us up or whatever, but i tell him there is no way that can happen
>in 6th grade she starts treating me like shit and ignoring me
>be 7th grade in junior high, she is trying to spark up conversations but i ignore her
>this happens like 4 times in a row until she stop trying.

did i do it right?


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