I love detective stories. And I'm worried that in the future, as technology gets too good, it will be impossible to write good detective stories because crime-catching technology is too sophisticated.
>>35986845
Tfw no bf like you anon
Why are there so many robots on tonight that type like qts aaaaah
>>35986845
Technology will be more advanced to criminals too
>>35986845
This is a neat thing to worry about anon
>perception of colour is an illusion
>taste is an illusion
>the way things smell is an illusion
>the way things feel is an illusion
>the way things sound is an illusion
What if perception of time is also an illusion?
sick post faggot
What if you were to drink 4 liters of dick?
Fucking sixteen year old boys and their lack of awareness
>Going to be 23 in 4 months
>Just now realized that I want to be a psychiatrist
>Doesn't matter because schooling takes too long at this point
I had the grades for it. How in the Hell did I waste six years of my life? Now I'm doomed to low-paying STEM, or technical work. I looked into Psychology as well, the education alone takes ~8 years.
Jesus Christ, I was already feeling low because I realized I'm too old to get a virgin gf, this just makes the "too old" feelings so much worse.
What in the Hell do I even do with myself at this point? Have any of you anons been in similar situations?
My neighbor across the street growing up was a psychiatrist who always mentioned that he didn't start school for it until he was 29. 23 is ridiculously young. Shut the hell up and stop blaming external factors for your own feelings of inadequacy. If you really wanted to be a psychiatrist you'd be filling out applications right now.
>>35986730
>Schooling takes too long at this point
This is a meme, it's literally never too late to go to school. "They" only tell you it is to pressure kids into doing shit they don't want to do so they can make bank off of them faster by getting them into the work force faster.
It took me 3 years of NEET life to figure out what I wanted to study after highschool.
1 in 1000 kids goes to school and comes out with fast track onto a well paying job with no hiccups, that won't be you. You need to fight anon, go and learn.
>Just now realized that I want to be a psychiatrist
2 months from now, you'll just realize you want to do a completely unrelated job
Everybody gets a sudden awakening that they could totally do a certain job and they'd love it, but they can't do it because it's "too inconvenient now." It's the same thing as when you're in bed late at night, and you suddenly get a super great idea about a story you could write that'd sell a million copies, but it's too late to start today. But you don't start tomorrow. No one ever does.
I'm a female wizard today.
I wanted to know How does it make other fembots feel that guys only care about a woman's physical appearance?
The only reason that I have no one is because of my looks.
I have no hope to ever get a romantic relationship that's how ugly I am. however i still feel sorry for the women who are like starving themselves just to be good enough for an asshole.
>>35986727
>The only reason that I have no one is because of my looks.
psot location and you will have some robot bf within a few hours max
but... you won't
there is literally no amount of ugly a woman can be and not be able to date.
if you really are a wizard, it's not because of your looks. perhaps you're a cunt?
Are you sure?
Pic related, what my ideal gf would look like.
>"don't you want a girlfriend?"
GOD DAMN IT GRANDMA
>>35986720
>it's so sad you're just sitting there wasting your life away. I always thought you would be so successful and have a wife by now
thanks grandma
>>35986720
> I hope you can find a girl who cares about you as much as I do
>>35986774
Why is it the elderly that are mostly this blunt?
So when you're trying to make eye contact with a grill, where do you look?
>3
or
>switch between 1 and 2
I have a lot of trouble maintaining eye contact, so I end up looking down a bit.
Unfortunately, this often comes across as looking at her chest. To me, anyway. Idunno if anyone else sees it that way.
I look at people's mouth because I have low self esteem
>>35986656
>looking people in the eye
>interacting with people
GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD NORMIES
What deplorable things can I do over the internet to make money without prior investment, /r9k/?
Gotta start saving up to be able to move out in 11 months.
bump
I know I'm not the only one here who's a poor fuck. I want ideas from the hivemind.
>>35986638
You can work for tutor.com, I made over 10k while fapping and playing wow with this in the background
I have a lot of good ideas.
Will I tell you, no.
Can we get another "pics that make you go hmmm" thread?
from yesterday's thread https://vimeo.com/75534042
>>35986608
I wonder what the sjws are doing in the alternate timeline...
time to read alice in wonderland, thank you!
while falling asleep, yay^^
Post your 4chan folder
I save people from r9k that post their face
I keep all information about everyone i ever meet on 4chan.
>>35986783
>That file path
Who else uses your computer?
>ghosted by two of my best friends
>start forming close and intimate friendships just so that I can abruptly disappear one day without warning, thus sharing my pain with others
>>35986575
>I spent over a year befriending a group of cringe worthy teenagers only to fake a spiral into insanity and abandon them all because a was legitimately bored.
>ghost all my friends when i was sixteen because surely i can make more
>21 years old
>still alone
>>35986709
I hate phone browsing
>anime isn't real
What the fuck guys?
You had a chance to post in the perfect thread and you passed it up
>>35986928
Kk, in honor of the time circuit and impreza trips in the OP, I have 20 mins til I need to depart. You doing alright over there, Sir?
Oh and wtf are we talking about here btw, anime isn't real? Don't you dare preach such deluded garbage. Just BELIEVE IT (dattebayo)
I DON'T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE OKAY. I NEVER REALLY DID. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALL OBSESS OVER ROASTIE THOTS ??!
THEY'RE JUST SHITBAGS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE (ENTITLED AND WORSE ON AVERAGE) THEY'RE JUST AS SUBHUMAN AS ANY MAN IF NOT WORSE DUE TO LOWER IQ AND LACK OF EMPATHY. ESPECIALLY HERE (MURRICA+WEEDLAND)
LOVE IS A MEME. GROW UP. YOU'RE PROJECTING ALL THOSE FEEL FANTASIES ON HAIRLESS STINKING SHIT MONKEYS.
IT'S NOT HEALTHY. IT'S LITERALLY PLANET OF THE APES. WE'VE ALL BEEN ABUSED IN SCHOOL BY THESE ANIMALS. NOTHING HAS CHANGED. FUCK THEM.
BE GRATEFUL THAT YOU'RE FINALLY BEING LEFT ALONE. I SURE AS FUCK WILL BE.
I'M DONE HERE. GOODBYE 4CHAN/R9K/POL/B/
THEY ARE WORSE THAN CHAD. MORE NARCISSISTIC AND EVIL AND ENTITLED.
RESPOND TO THIS YOU IDIOTS
>>35986539
man women arent evil, think about all the women who have volunteered to help others in distress for free. ignore the women that like bad guys - even if they do, so what? they're not going out of their way to hurt anyones feelings, only you are.
if a woman realized her looks are a prized possession, why would she settle for less? most times, those are the kinds of women that go for guys that are extremely smart, and not all about looks.
Remember when you went on the internet to watch flash videos, play games, laugh, and it was perfectly acceptable to say dorky shit like "epic fail XD"?
What went wrong? I feel like everything declined pretty quickly around '07/'08
I also remember eating dirt, what went "wrong" is I stopped being a child
>>35986499
>you will never play vanilla wow for the first time again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW4fASDkQXA
>>35986520
I know plenty of adults who knew all the words to ultimate showdown and sent emails of lolcats and made "the game" jokes over AIM.
It wasn't about age, the internet just had a different culture back then.
With the sheer number of bullshit TLC reality series in the last decade why hasn't there been one that follows a group of women with ridiculously big tits?
>Tonight's episode of "My 25 Pound Bosom"
>Abbi explains how she's had to sleep for the last fifteen years
>"one day i just woke up and realized i'd never be able to do things the normal way again"
Have the women do one bullshit reality show "plot" thing an episode and fill the rest with candid shots of pedestrians staring at them on the street. Ez tv show. Also:
>big tit stories
>pictures
>etc.
>>35986407
be the change you want to see in the worId anon
>>35986407
>macromastia
just say big tits you fucking autist
No other porn star has bigger areolas than Monique East. Prove me wrong. Pro-tip: You can't. inb4 Hitomi Tanaka
>walking by teenage girls
>all I wanted to do was get some food
>looking scruffy and facial hair a mess, know they're going to react
>they laugh as I walk by with my head looking at the ground
>>35986384
> caring what roasties think
Enjoy your food next time and remember that a lot of them will end up as single moms, druggies and alcoholics in a few years.
Why the fuck would you care what teenage girls think? They're the most brain-dead demographic by far.
>>35986583
I can't help it. I try and be a sociopath but absolutely fail when I walk out the door.