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lift and be kind to people yiu wage scum

They're prettier/stronger/taller/more charismatic than you.
It's been asked and answered many times.
Sage goes in all fields.

>>38246741
Being an asshole goes against being charismatic

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>>38246663
They like these more.

>>38246663
b-but... i like fluffy things too.

>>38246742
Do you have a fluffy doggo or catto?

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>>38246644
"I am the handshake."

That sounds like a terrible idea. Why wouldn't you just join the military?

>>38246671
>Fighting and dying for rich jews for shit pay.

No thanks.

I know that feel. Embracing death is the only solace i've found.

Its amazing what a man can become without the proper nuture of good parenting. Maybe i could have done a little better, but its far too late now, and i'm ready to die.

I know that feel, it's a dark place to be. I don't know what else to say but that I hope you find some opportunities or comfort someday.

>>38246627
How old are you anyways, anon? origamily

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>>38246606

qt theme

>>38246682
Which 2hu would you fuq?

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>>38246775
I wouldnt fuq her, I would tenderly love her and hug her.

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>>38246596
Rolling for /adv/ handshakes

r9k.

Avenue playground.

>>38246611
oh very funny fag

Every moment of every day, anon.

Yeah probably everybody on this board at least, most people on other boards.

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Was thinking about this earlier.

I know this feel all too well, anon.

Lately I've just been thinking about how brutal life is and how I'm never going to be happy or proud of myself.

When I was 21 I became neet after failing college, I was neet for over a year and everyone treated me like scum because I was, it was surreal. then I got job and lost it after car accident. then I was neet for months again and my brother literally attacked me and started calling me all kinds of names daily. I basically turned into some animal gimp. Then I got job at same place, tried to get religious, but I felt like I was going crazy and couldn't sleep at all, I quit job thinking I was going to kill myself. Now here I am a neet gain, thinking of suicide again, getting pushed to kill self by 4chan again, not knowing what to do again. 24 years old. I didn't want to become this in a million years, but my identity changed with my circumstance, I think I was just always slow or something.

I should write a 100 page suicide note detailing my life, I wonder if anyone would read it.

>>38246508
You should write it and then not do it. Writing can be a great catharsis.

>>38246587
it would just be an incoherent rant by a sub-human thinking his will matters.

>>38246396
I don't share my fetishes often, or even any form of personal information at all.

I was sixteen

She introduced me to them, mostly bdsm as well as some other shit like roleplaying in bed and such. There's a lot more.

As for how they've reacted they've always loved in and wanted me to go deeper into it. They found out when things became sexual.

>>38246447
how old was she?
o for original

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>>38246447
BDSM stuff, i figure then you probably have a list, so whats your top favorite "activity"?

Was there ever a time you thought it went to far?

>>38246360
>Ifunny banner
I didn't even read to see if this was b8 or if op is actuality a retard. I hope you dog died of suffocation instead of the drugs.

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>>38246360
your dog is in dog heaven anon, she is in peace.

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>>38246360
my dog is 15 now, she's deaf and can't walk very well (has to be carried up and down stairs)
Had a surgery to fix her torn left-ACL last year and it recovered, but now the other's torn (vet said they tend to go soon after the other does), and I don't know if she has it in her to recover from surgery, let alone surgery costs. I really hope she passes away of old age before needing to be put down.

You sound like you gave her a good life! Stay comfy op, you were right to be there with yo dog

pic is my dog about 10 years ago

>>38246289
good job lad! well done!

What's the very original secret?

Probably fake, but big if true. Great job op

How pathetic do you have to be to not be able to work at mcdonalds or walmart? I have 16 year old cousins that work at mcdonalds.

I don't know how you'd fake actually performing work, but you can just give a fake reference if you know someone that owns a business or even if they don't they could pretend to.

Once again, networking is key. Being an anti-social loser with no connections to other humans is true nightmare mode.

>>38246280
not OP but shut up if you can't relate

I basically have to leave entire sections of an applications empty and pray to god that they hire me regardless, so far only temp agencies will touch me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw
I shure am hugnry for some lasaga

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>>38246369
I love this, so thought-provoking
Garfield is legit the smartest comic ever written, despite all the low-iq fools who think otherwise.

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I read a fuck ton of Garfield as a wee lad

>>38246225
I actually got "pulled over" (I was walking) by a cop tonight due to a reported domestic abuse. They held me there until they radio'd back asking for more info.Guess I didn't match the description or they confirmed the location of the guy.

>>38246279

I got pulled over on the 4th for not renewing my car registration

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>>38246415
I made a shitty turn a year ago driving though some industrial area of town I was lost in. The cop told me to quit being a lazy ass and update my registration sticker on my car and drive right

Unoriginal content stolen from a thread simulator video

>>38246212
>creeper hoodie
So you literally just turned 18, right?

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>That kid who was in a Pop-Punk band that seemed really obscure, but at least several different girls you knew had a t-shirt of said band.
>That foreign Stacy who somehow had the largest boobs in 5th grade, and wasn't even chubby.
>That kid who would draw Swastikas on anything and everything.
>That kid who was an absolute piece of walking garbage throughout middle and high school, got a GED, entered the military, and was never seen again.
>That techy kid who practically worked as a IT specialist for the school computers, even had a school system nametag.