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>>38689899

Nice dubs.

Post some reviews, or leave a link so we can make our own.

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>>38689923
https://www.amazon.com/28-Hues-Reeeeeee-Pepe-ebook/dp/B00YI9G52G

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>>38689899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc#
this song is so fitting

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Which personality is this lads?
It's not that hard to guess

Red wine is actually alright lads. Gonna start drinking this with every meal.

>>38689836
>Fatties hating anyone physically
hmmm

>>38689717
>cutting swastikas into your thighs
I once cut "meme" across my calf I thought it was hilarious

>>38689717
stop doing that anon. you're going to make me cry

>>38689717
what bothers you OP?

>>38689716
That's right, good little cuck.

Stop you're getting cucked

She's negotiating terms and you're letting her have everything

>>38689671
I'm trying OP I really am

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>>38689762

Try harder, look how sweet they are!

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I never realized that black girls could be so moe....

>not cucking her husband
You'll never be Chad like this.

Should have seen that one coming, I guess.

she looks happy

pretty originally too

>>38689592

>Furry picture
>New

Clearly. Listen, this isn't the right board, or even place for you.

take lots of naps. you can't feel depression when you are unconscious.

>>38689592
you dont. You just distract yourself until you either get better or commit suicide

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>college degree
>non-virgin
>job
>money

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>>38689644
what bitch? you thought this was escape? you thought a person could escape by having any of that? You motherfuckers are so god damn pathetic. "Oh I WISH I COULD HAVE GF AND MONEY BUT I LIVE IN MY PARENTS BASEMENT CAUSE IM TOO SCARED TO WORK AT MCDONALDS"

kys, theres no way out even if you "make it", guess i'll come back when i have infinite money and we'll see if I'm happy then, ill let you know if it makes a difference, maybe theres still a way out for you if you become filthy rich? idk, you sit in your basement and I'll go do it and come back to let you know faggot

>>38689587
>Alpha
>Everything is a challenge

>Beta
>Everything is a blessing or a curse

fucking man up or be a bitch till you die, see if I give a fuck faggots

i wonder how many underaged anons i've managed to crush the dreams of
hopefully many

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That feels weird. 0.0

>implying they don't already
I've seen a couple of underageb& from those r9k omegle threads.

>>38689555
a dead leeeeeetter maaaaarked -- return to sender

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IF WE GO DOWN, WE GO DOWN TOGETHER

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I feel diseaseeeed
Is there no sympathy, from..the..sunnnn
The sky's still fiiiiiiiiiiiiiire
But I am safe in here, from the world ouuutside

>>38689530
Just make up some pseudo bullshit like how you enjoy game of thrones and how deep and philosophical you are. You're looking to get laid, not stayed.

Just don't try with it

Mine is "George likes chicken"

>>38689530
What type of girl are you trying to fug? What state and area do you live in and what demographic is it?

Give us a little more details to help you out some more. Also ending my bio with a question that is stupid/funny actually got girls to message me first.

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My gibs don't come in until the 8th of next month. All I'm eating is oatmeal with water, broccoli,and chicken for the remainder of this month.if my pc gives out,I'm fucked because no money

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>>38689672
That meal sounds comfy as fuck, Anon.

But Anon, it's 11:36 at night here.

I enjoy using an open razor, though most of the time I just use a over engineered twenty blade Gillette wonderfuck for eases sake

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I just trim my head, face, pits and balls once a month

>>38689404
>over engineered twenty blade Gillette
yes but as a middle eastener, I'm spending almost 80 $ / year on blades with those, so, I'd like to switch

is it b/c u r too ugly and try to peg hot stacys

love is a simple, base emotion
children experience it and then move on with their lives
adults desire more complicated and rewarding emotions
such as ennui and contempt
generally speaking, only those suffering arrested development give half a care to the primitive concept of love

>>38689540
How can i be mature enough to not crave love anymore?? I'm so needy i don't know what to do

>>38689298

Sometimes when I'm hungry... I-I eat food.

>>38689298
I thought about making a sandwich and eating it today.

>>38689325
eat my dick next