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>>35538416
>Give me one (1) reason I shouldn't go on a kill spree.
you might hit a robot

Hypothetically, of course.

Origilol

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If you don't get a good amount of bodies, everybody will make fun of you. "Pathetic, even in death" they'd say

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>>35538404
>having exclusive discord chats

why can't you be more open with people. i swear, i have yet to meet a discord mod who wasn't a power hungry nazi.

>>35538445
So you want me to open it up for insufferable faggots like you?

Is discord like irc for games or something?

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drink my piss instead whore

>>35538375
Did your ex-bf have a bunch of diseases or something?

>>35538421
>whore
excuse me?
only my bf can call me derogatory names

>>35538444
me posting this thread wasn't an open invitation for you to ask questions about my life

People who put pineapple on pizza will be first on the day of the rope

>>35538250
of course its disgusting
if there's no ham

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I'm pretty sure if we had a modern day Hitler, he would gas everybody who put pineapple on pizza. It's just common sense.

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>>35538229
FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOOOOAARDD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET OOOUUUUTTT
GET THE FUCK OUUUTT
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35538229
how tall are you my dude?

>>35538366
>a literal phone poster

presumably the same reason you do
to shitpost

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>>35538194
>Why did Moot even create/come here?
Why not?

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>>35538194
>Why did Moot even create/come here?

pic related

Run as far away as you can and find somebody who respects you.

Cut her out of your life. Have some dignity man.

>>35538131
At least you have some use in your life as her back up. Just hope her husband fucks up and you can be her new husband.

>>35538112
blacked duh?

>>35538112
https://youtu.be/5tuf59ex-U0

>>35538335
those first 35 seconds were kino as fuck

I'm drunk at 2AM on a Wednesday morning.

Feeling like shit, I'm an old NEET and I hate everyone. I hate having dependent personality disorder.

I'm the talkative asshole from your classes. I don't want to continue getting with shallow whores, I just want to finally find a nice girl who is willing to settle down and live a simple life.

I met this perfect 10/10 two years ago. I've never actually met a 10 before, thought it wasn't possible. She was a quiet but nice mormon girl. She was cute as a button and blushed a lot, though I think she may have a speech issue that made her shy. A month ago I asked her out, but she just started dating someone. I missed my shot by doubting myself, she said she would've said yes. It's not really feels tier but it's something.

>>35538145
The one that got away will always haunt you more than the one you never had a chance with.

>>35538040
>They can't do it when they're at home, cuz of their kids. They can't do it over the weekends.
Yes they can? Especially if they have their own bathroom. Even my poorfag mother who lived in a crackhouse had a bathroom connected solely to her bedroom.

Why they can't do it at home? Why having children unables you from shaving?

Because razors make noise, duh. Kids are gonna hear the razor and wonder why it's being used in weird times of the day.

>>35538026
I meditate 5-10 minutes, compose something on my head and try it on piano

listen to my favourite music far too loud through my headphones.
tfw I am almost always listening to music far too loud and my hearing has gone to shit

>>35538026
I drink, play bass or write a song. Kinda the only things that really feel good anymore

>>35538002
>other queens bow to marky
>rumored to have over 200+ insta followers
>smokes meth in alaska now
>let sam hyde put his fat cock in her ass a bunch of times
>is posted on r9k relentlessly

>>35538025
Her follower count means nothing to me. I want her username.

>>35538069
Why do you care so much about this girI?

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>>35537945
>Would you accept a cuddlebuddy arrangement in which you could regularly cuddle with a friend, but never progress past it, ever?

yes
but I wouldn't mind if his lust cause him to slip up sometimes and molest me while I was sleeping

Yeah, with one friend of mine I would, so easy contact with her would be better than nothing.

Sure! Girls have these kinda relationships all the time but I think males would benefit even more..

Robots should cuddle with another robots, it would both literally and figuratively charge us

>>35537863
Shitty bait. Saged.

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I've never once had a girl take the initiative in a conversation.

then they have the nerve to say "I DONT MESSAGE FIRST" on their dating profiles ;_;

>>35537878
>>35537908
check your privilege
you're just calling it bait because you're insecure

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>>35537854
>My weeb friend is dying. What do?
suck his dick

>>35537861
Assuming OP's a guy, isn't that a bit gay, Anon?

The Dragonballs obviously